Played basketball for the first time in 2 years today.
 

After hitting shoulders like a baws (delts of peace).



Beat some random dude 3 games to 1.


THE HANDLE DOESN'T GO AWAY. IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE.






Shot was horrible, tho.

i play ball every other day.

i got a gym membership at the Y, and dudes are beast there sometimes.

no homo jokes about the Y.

IT'S ALL ABOUT HUSTLE, He whose name shall not be spoken.

5'10" OFFENSIVE REBOUNDER OF PEACE.

5'10" ANNOYING AS FUCK DEFENDER OF PEACE.


I'd destroy you, He whose name shall not be spoken. I'd beat you by 40 points.

6'1 over here bro.

It wouldn't stop raining 3's bro.

But I'm faster and stronger than you, though.


I WOULD JUST DRIVE TO THE CUP, G.

a 3 is the prettiest shot in the game tho, and its worth more points.

stronger than me?

LOlz

Yo Dia you gotta run to spots in basketball tho, my money's on cake.

Is Dia fat or something?


If so, it's not a contest.

I would literally run your fat ass off the court, homie G.

He's not skinny, biologically.

Not even considering how many pounds his loneliness has caused.

when i was chunky I played better.

actually.

people get nervous when big people is coming at them.

Who gets nervous? I would check your fat ass to the pavement, g.

more like you would get checked into the pavement rofl.

I wish I weighted the same but had more muscle but I slimmed down like a retard.

since when did being fast help on defence anyway? shaq was a slow mother fucker and still scored on dudes. yes it does help a bit on offense, but you wouldn't get any offense against me.

Also, fukkin lol'd @ u stronger than me. Strong idiot.


Listen, Dia; your VO2 Max is not up to snuff. Your poor diet and conditioning would be your undoing. I'd play with the tenacity and pluck of a young Dennis Rodman or perchance Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. High motor.

Super high motor.

if you played that religiously you wouldn't have stopped for 2 years.

end of convo.

That's a byproduct of my lack of satisfaction with life, not basketball. I have a competition in me, He whose name shall not be spoken. It's nothing to do with basketball.


I RUN SPRINTS EVERY DAY, He whose name shall not be spoken. EVERYDAY. ON AN INCLINE. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE HELLFIRE OF SPEED I PLAN TO UNLEASH, HYPOTHETICALLY, UPON YOU?

wtf does diet have to do with anything.

have you seen what nba players eat?

won't help you.

and you assume I don't even work out.

if you rely on your speed for defence, by the time your offense gets in your going to be tired as fuck boi.

I'm sure I gotta contract with ymca just to play ball. lol.

Have you ever been dunked on, Dia?

I can show you what that is like.

You're right. VO2 Max has nothing to do with athletic ability. fukkin lol'd. u 'avin a giggle m8?

Diet simply reflects your lack of self-control, He whose name shall not be spoken. I would break you down.


Also;

NBA players are genetically superior to the average person. Just like NFL/Soccer/MLB/etc players. They are, the majority at least, mesomorph somatypes. Naturally predisposed to low body fat while easily gaining muscle and CNS strength adaptations. Also, the steroids don't hurt.

man I seen a video back in the day and shaq was eating fucking mashed patatoes and fried chicken and shit.

bleak your like 5'3 you aint dunking on anyone.

and like i said a 3 is the prettiest shot in the game, every time.

if your not aggressive with me on that shot ill hit it every time.

Speed maybe the wrong word for defense. Lateral quickness is the key there.

And I would just be all up on your fat body, He whose name shall not be spoken.



All up on it.

focus is key in this game.

with your logic any runner could play.

and you assume i'm fat, I could say the same thing about you since you haven't posted any pics.

but that never stopped anyone from playing good ball.

i would beat both of you. I am abidexterous with the handles, and have an excellent jumper,.

I am in better shape than both of you combined, and smarter than both of you combined.

if by some miracle either of you beat me, i would simply kill you, so I win.

/thread

You're weaker than me.

Also less intelligent.


/argument.

dude I can easily bench 250 easy. I can jog five miles straight without a sweat, I am a parkour ninja with an iq off the charts. I am literally the next phase of human evolution. you are a fool. nothing more. you are dead while you yet breath. be gone from me.

fucking gone @ bragging about 250


fucking gone @ bragging about 5 miles




your trolling continues to disappoint, though.

i am not trolling. and you are a fool. A God-less fool. you are fodder.

I CAN BENCH PRESS 250 REAL EZ, I AM STRONG.







lol.

u done left the argument therefor you lose.

I was waiting for a challenge.

nd any real bodybuilder would tell you its not about how much you lift.. stop with that bull shit I bench press 250. smh.

Oh shut the fuck up. You big "in a game of 21 i'd beat you by 100" ass nobodies. None of you are gonna do shit but talk about it.


/thread

Badweather stifling discussion and acting holier-than-thou is no way to go through life.

you are dead.

cake would lose in a dick swinging contest.

Denying being called out on your shit is no way to go through life. It's the internet though, and I'm pointing out what's pertinent on the internet....not making assumptions about your life.


You win. You can have the last word.

My last word is that Cake is a fool.

Someone's in a bad mood.

This thread is for entertainment purposes, for me. As are all my posts.

Take your negativity elsewhere, sir.

I have no patience for it.

big dudes play good defense as long as ther eposted and they can box out easy as fuck. hard to move a big dude without fouling.

also running sprints eryday aint got shit to do with it just cuz u can run faster down court dont mean u can make it

im lazy as fuck, smoke weed, play video games . n would boss anyone in this thread in ball most likely

woulda played in some sort of college if my knee wouldnt of fucked me. still play ery sunday.


plus i know heavy dudes whod prolly break most of u cats talking shit rofl (on the court i mean)

I met bobby knight about playing for iu, but didn't go through with it.

my hs coach drained every ounce of organized bball out of me, plus he smoked during practice rofl.

coach carter is my favorite bball movie, next to air bud rofl.

im kidding, hoosiers is that movie.