sometimes (rarely) i hold french fries out the window to cool em off
 

does this make me white trash?

The fuck is wr



I don't even...


this idea has literally never crossed my mind, and i had previously put you in the intelligent side of AoB/NC. Albeit, the plebian side. But this? What the fuck.


Out the window?

Yo only if the windows already down

And the fries are fresh at 2am because they have to make them per order. It just makes sense but also I'd be ashamed if a friend spotted me

legit imo

It's not legit.

I've had some white trash friends. And this is new and strange to me.

Fries? Out the window?

I eat my fries as hot as possible personally.

Wtf is wrong w/ u?

lol cold/cool fries suck.

Even if they're piping hot I'm crushin em' regardless.

Obviously not tryna have lukewarm fries, but there's a perfect fry temperature and I think its under oven hot lol

it doesn't seem white trash idk why he thought that

it just seems like a generally acceptable thing to do

if they're hot why wouldn't u want to cool them down

here is a trick for u

make fresh baked cookies, put cookie in freezer for 30 seconds, eat

it's that cookie taste u can only achieve in the birth of the cookie but without burning ur mouth

You can't just say stupid shit.

Depends on your execution.

Do you go for the single fry/ thumb index grip combo?
Or the bunch a munch potato clusterfuck with a 3 year olds pencil grip?

And do you extend your arm out all the way like you're blinkers just went out, or is it a humble extension that doesnt pass the side mirror?

the answer decides your score, with the range being about 3/10 to 6/10 white trashish

One kinda hidden behind the side view mirror, so like if a neighbor spotted me I could drop the fry and drive full speed into their garage

Do you not realize dipping them fuckers in ketchup has the same effect..?

I'm with cakeman on this yo..

Well if your neighbor has a garage, then that's a good sign for you white cleanliness.

I give it a 3/10, which is at level of having had a family member on Jerry Springer

I can't do that while driving

Split you're literally going full retard.

lmao

im disappointed in myself

That's just a good idea tbph

Ima add it to my bag of life tricks

No.


No it's not a good idea.


Strong hipster counter-discussion, though.

Dominate your post is literally what's wrong with America currently.

i like the idea behind it.. but the smarter person would just be less hasten to eat the chips and simply wait until they become cooler or simply pull over and eat, instead of trying to eat while driving. but you'll die early eating takeaway food anyway, so...

op's thread title (not op himself) reminds me of a limp wristed folly fuck who hangs out where everybody that plays Tupac aint and tears his toilet paper off in squares. I bet when you get out of the bed in the morning it consists of opera music, a perfectly executed triple axle, and a full talespin that ends with bread crumbs flying from your fingers for the birds to eat that are dancing about you.

He said fries not chips u dumb british fuck.

And he ain't dippin' em' in mayo either fuckboy.

I just shove them in my face the instant I have received them.

what about the AC?

I'm not sure if this is just a crazy Australian thing that will sound strange and confusing to you all.
But blowing on chips cools them down.

And yes, they are called chips. Not fries.

Wouldn't blowing on them be the same thing as holding them out the window? except the latter is more effective and you don't have to waste your air. Not white trash, but I live in KY so you have to do something DRASTIC for me to think it's redneck.

Sounds legit to me, too. I usually eat burgers 1st, though, so I've never had that problem.

Not white trash. Childish. Just wait a minute ya greedy fuck.

where does all the oil go?

???

chips/fries same shit. strik mad as fuck I trolled him into having the only power he ever had in life stripped from him. lol, what a minimum wage loser, your the only white trash in here little boy.

I lold@this.

i was oddly enough reading this thread while in the wendys drive-thru and afterwards came up with some genius shit

i live 20 minutes out of the city so food gets cold before i get home n i dip on the way home so don't eat in the car

put my bag flat on the passenger seat so the fries and sandwich were both in heating range and put the seat warmers on that side

hell yeah. Ayo fam, did you know that the sun comes up in the morning and it's brighter than shit out too!!

REALLY???!?!?!?!!

fuck yeah son (with pun intended)