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PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:40 PM

LMAAOOOO @ THIS EMO-MASAII, INSTAGRAM FILTERING BLOCKHEAD, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, EASTERN EUROPEAN POVERTY FAGGOT (ROAST OF TYLER BLACK)
 
http://i.imgur.com/nItjwvs.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler Black
I don't really love hip hop. In all honesty, I prefer rock over rap. But I like to write when I'm not working out or training for wrestling. I'm not actually Tyler Black, as you can see, but he's one of my inspirations so I went with him as a forum gimmick. I joined RB for a couple weeks but nobody takes anything on that site seriously and getting a battle was almost impossible. I'm not quite sure how I'll get five hundred words on an essay about a topic I'm not passionate about. It's rather difficult. But I can assure you I'm not a bot. Pretty sure I've already proven that by this pm alone. Anyway, I hope I'm allowed to compete here between training and working. Without a family, I get bored. Especially late nights when I just wanna write and listen to music.


Split 01-11-2014 10:41 PM

o lawdy

I actually feel bad roasting him

PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:42 PM

Lookin' like he just read his review in Better Homes & Drapes

Split 01-11-2014 10:43 PM

FatBags picked out his curtains and his diet. keep hitting those macros brah. Harder. HARDER. U LIMPDICK.ED FAGIT

Masaii 01-11-2014 10:43 PM

still bigger than dancake, he actually has traps

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:44 PM

Lookin like he's praying for the test to be positive

PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:44 PM

He describes barbells as 'sepia-toned'.

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:45 PM

Lookin like darth vaders retarded twin brother laser


Oh btw welcome to nc lmaoo

Split 01-11-2014 10:45 PM

rawn did his tattoos with a quarter ounce of play doh and a safety razor

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:46 PM

All this nigga.eats is.cardboard n penzoil

big baby 01-11-2014 10:46 PM

lol @ his tattoos are depressed. "come on dude seriously work out my eye on your bicep is 75degrees lower than the eye near my tricep" face on his arm look like a picasso painting. lol @ looks like he just found out his newborn has AIDS. praying to the instagram gods.

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:47 PM

Lookin like his arms got tea bagged by the human torch

PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:47 PM

Barbell curls his self doubt on a nightly basis.

big baby 01-11-2014 10:47 PM

who the fuck is tyler black

Split 01-11-2014 10:47 PM

has an Irish flag on his walk-in bathtub

big baby 01-11-2014 10:48 PM

looks like bane with high cholesterol. new names vein.

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:48 PM

Lookin like he works as a body shot giver on weekends at the gay club

Split 01-11-2014 10:48 PM

often favorited, never retweeted

PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:48 PM

Is working towards his personal record in Supinated Cries.

Certain 01-11-2014 10:49 PM

Played high school football. Now brags about his concussions.

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:49 PM

Lookin like he snorts grams of protein in one shot

big baby 01-11-2014 10:49 PM

Looks like one of the guys Lionheart beat on his rise through the underground fighting rings. Listens to Linkin Park in Bulgarian.

Split 01-11-2014 10:50 PM

3M Punk

drinks scotch from a tape dispenser and shit

debates straightXedge fan erotica while sipping Old Crow under the table

Tyler Black 01-11-2014 10:50 PM

Have fun.

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:50 PM

Got casted to be juggernaut in the gay porn x-men

Split 01-11-2014 10:50 PM

drinks raw egg whites

Certain 01-11-2014 10:51 PM

His hand-to-body size ratio is lower than @Rawn MD's.

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:51 PM

Thought epicmeal time was a time of day

Split 01-11-2014 10:52 PM

this dude is the icing on the urinal cake

PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:53 PM

loool this dude has buck toothed bangs

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:54 PM

Lost arm wrestling match to a telephone pole...2 ppl died

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:55 PM

Lookin like chrit grew his hair out

Split 01-11-2014 10:55 PM

always trying to hire juggalos to do his son's birthday party

Split 01-11-2014 10:57 PM

nothing gets him hyphy like TapOut stickers and pallet fires w/ Killian's

Certain 01-11-2014 10:57 PM

Faces west when he prays.

PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:57 PM

searches for porn by male pornster filtered by 'six pack'

Tom Sparks 01-11-2014 10:57 PM

Named his penis Jean Claude van dam

PancakeBrah 01-11-2014 10:58 PM

accidently shit himself while finding his inner chakra

big baby 01-11-2014 10:59 PM

Actually traps his meal of the day with his traps. Has a pentagram tattoo. Places a Metallica CD on the x's.

Makes voodoo dolls out of twinkies. Uses his steroids needle to draw eyes in his twinkie action figures. Drives a Honda Fit. Wrestled and killed his little brother when he tried to a Zangief slam on him. Took this picture right after. Benched his dead body as a tribute to wrestling. Plays Steve Austins theme song when he starts to eat. Looks like Tom Hardys less successful brother. Flirts with girls by sweetalking them then murmuring "in black and white"

Allen Knight 01-11-2014 10:59 PM

Had to get tommy john surgery from playing wii baseball


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