Don't have your dad get punched over a can of soup.
 

I did my little two step dance and let it go. There's something oddly sexual about the way Lebron hugs that guy.

Watching old sports players newly transitioning to analysts is hilarious.

I hate Steven A. Smith.

The Saints might win today (lol)

Bill Belichick is my hero. ITT: I tell you which NFL coach you are based on you're stupid.

I want to see a sketch show where Chris Berman and Tom Jackson act out scenes from various buddy movies.

Chris Carter's eyebrows.

#toomanyblackpeople

Is @Coup @big baby?

I think everyone is big baby now.

My cat shit blood this morning.

nb4AIDS

dallas this isn't going to end well

WHO ARE YOU TO USE MY REAL NAME?

My son picked me a clover. I chewed it up, spit it in his face, slapped him and told him something about it not having 4 leafs. Yeah, leafs.

Pancakebrah wants to be a leaf.

Ryan Leaf.

Giant qweef.

Compliant chief

Sam Elliot just relieved Morgan Freeman of his long running position of narrating my inner monolog. Zack Braff.

Violent peace.

Tyson Tweets. Vagina crease.

Silent Niece (idk)

I got invited to an antifracking protest...fuck do i know about fracking, nevermind the pros and cons?

Bison meat.

Protesting is funny. It's become like this neat little box that anyone opposing anything can jump inside of. Then the box is happy because they feel they're doing something. It's an appeasement. Those doing what's opposed can learn what they need to do to bend or adapt their practice and continue on. It takes half a decade or more to do anything legally. The legal system is a veil, like most things. Redesigned, but same in appearance as to look like something people respect.

You should go and get tazed, bro.

'we're eating tricks for kids' - my girl's daughter

Cannibalizing those kid killing tricks. Making the world safe.

Lightening speed.

Frightening weed.

Speaking of frightening weed...I'm gonna go just to see what cool drugs those hippy guys have.

Smiling dweebs.

You can't find hippies outside this fracking protest? Seems awkward. Hey, bud, this fracking is stressing me out. Got any LSD? Is this going to be like a lovely outdoors protest, or a stuffy hotel lobby protest where there's a slideshow?

Who's the ESPN sportscaster who is obviously drunk, and everyone's like "shut up" as he's chuckling himself into a stupor, and he tries to talk and everyone let's him finish the sentence then keeps going?

He's my fave

You have to be rhyming these types of schemes to write or speak inside this thing.

Diamond ring.

I don't know who you mean. Is he older? Charlie Steiner? He has a beard and glasses? Looks like a wrestlers manager? I haven't seen him in a while.

Life's a dream.

He always teamed with Linda Cohn. I hate the transformation Sportscenter has undergone. Linda Cohn used to look like you would think a female sports analyst would look. Now she's all dolled up like Vanna White or something. Sportscenter was like a sports version of Wayne's World, and they totally sold out to Rob Lowe. Fuck live Sportscenter, too. Bet the analysts loved that shit lol

He's old and black and kinda fat, shorter, might be NESN idk

Whiny plebe, it's rhymes we seek.

I'm at flying speed clad in iron greaves and Dainese

Rhymin freak. Freak ya like Miley C.
The guy to beat, I run the table, call me Dyson, sweep.Just ate a pizza with Hawaiian meat, wanna try a piece?
Try and peep, you couldn't see me like it's eye disease. Style is grease, I keep it grimy like societyyyyyyyyyyyyy... Yuh!

Geyser gleet.

kinda weak.

Are you talking about Michael Irvin? He's a notorious drunk. He works for NFL Network now but he used to be on ESPN's NFL Pregame show. Constantly drunk on set.

I can't watch SportsCenter or ESPN in general anymore. Their 'Embrace the Debate' mindset has ruined everything. SC is 10% highlights, 70% Debates w/ Talking Points, and 20% Talking about what another Talking Head had to say about the Talking Points. It's derivative trash. PTI's success was the genesis of it, which is sad because PTI is actually good. Now they just grab whoever has name recognition and put them in a roundtable for ten minutes. Gruesome. They manufacture their own stories (like Jaws saying Kaepernick is a GOAT contender) just so they can fill it up with more bullshit. God forbid they have a random hockey highlight instead. I don't even like hockey. But it's the principle. I understand that it's all ratings driven, but it's a chicken or the egg debate. If they had never started this practice and the idiots watching it didn't grow accustomed to it, it wouldn't be a ratings driving force. Plus they purposefully restricted the personalities of the anchors for a long period of time because they kept losing top anchors (Patrick, Olbermann, Eisen, etc.) because they had become household names with leverage. Now they realized that quirkiness and personality was what made SportsCenter so great and they're trying to allow their anchors to spice it up a bit but it's all so forced now. They've truly fucked it all up.

Iron feet


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I lie with ease, if you can decypher these lines you'll see the reflection of my mind's disease
The infection that i fight and lay next to every night has swept me from behind my knees.

Taiwanese bitches rule.

Lima beans.

Hype police.

Nailed it @cake. It's left a void in me. What do you substitute it with?

Vagina leash.

Everytime SC is on at break I wanna chuck controller thru screen

Idc about that shit I want 700 club

Lol

Http://WWW.youtube.com/watch?v=_yjiVnt4syE

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There's really no one substitute for old school SportsCenter. I usually just check box scores on their website now. Certain sports blogs help replace the humor. I haven't checked out the new Fox sports and NBC sports channels but I assume they're going to follow the same debate-intensive model. I remember that FSN was pretty good with just being straight highlights but I haven't watched it in forever.

Split eight lol doesn't rhyme.

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Rhyming fiend. Fiending like Wiley C.
Ain't no rivalry. I run... all you hear is my 'beep beep'.
Just ate a pizza pie with a side of wings fried in grease.
My technique on the ice is clean. I go right then left, then right with deke's.
OM be the mighty team on the cypher scene. Pilot schemes in a flying V.

Ay, Aikman, dial police. 88's on TV doing lines of speed.

bb like espn

I love that bitch. I wonder how tall her pussy is.

Sage Steel is cute.

Watching Fox pregame. No one cares about Bruno Mars, Fox. People think they should care before he's on Fox. Who's thus guy on TV? Should I know him? I should. I need a Bruno Mars CD.

The machine.

Time released.

Bruno Mars is terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWt4wmZ_EMI

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