ryan12 step in
 

fuck you nigger, you are abysmal slime; a detriment to humanity, an eyesore to boarders web wide. You are something to be abhorred, a true mutant of cyber isolation, a stagnated line of code in gay porno - you are a travesty. Crows circle your decomposing soul - your human relationships are broken. As you fight down the tears that come with your vacillating emotions, you tend to ask ... "why?"

"why god..."

''.......why me??"

You are a pitiful miscreant, a vindictive and petulant schoolgirl. So dirty is your cock, that herpes would cleanse its disease ridden length.

You are an animal.

Petulent schoolgirl lolzz
@TYSON

Dirty cock bitch

v/NYC

by a mile.

We doing this again?

oh no he got me



he use da big boy words i am not gonna provide redargue




lmao nycspitz, c'mon son u got the sentience subservient to the chemicals


rroflzzzzzzzzz

Jeez. Neck 9 been gettin embarassed like they discontinued the turtleneck lately.

My life's a holiday. Your life's a laughable precursor to nihilism, making your existence amusingly tautological. You're the prime residual image of hamartia. The only thing your little quasi-coherent spout of hebetude-induced nonsense evokes is the onset of rectalgia.

And he still gave me the bigger stick, lulz.

And this is where you reply; "you mean bigger neck".

you mean bigger neck

Didn't expect that.

Nice.

I was actually going to ask NYCSPITZ how he really feels, but then I re-read the OP.

this nigga actually said hamartia though

fuck it

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c5b64b24...0stvo1_400.gif

m'yea. as you would say.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hamartia

i knew what it meant. all of it. except rectalgia? sounds science-y

m'yea. hamartia. i just can't. i'm done.

lmao @ rectalgia


a pain in the ass, basically.

decent...

@Totoro

i can't grade your original exposition, (*can't reliably). you'll have to seek either @Certain or @oXus *to parse (i.e. analysis).

i didn't use it as a noun, re-read the sentence again.

(consider an invisible i.e. before analysis)

oh, and now you got it, thanks.

word. it would be 'parsing' then.

either way

you wrong.

okay, then why place analysis in brackets, since it means precisely the same thing, brah?

White niggas arguing over parsnips

Damn the hood done changed

Instead of "for parse," it should have said "to parse."

actually, i just realized i should have replaced "for" with "to"


oops


(edit - what certain said)

Yes. But if you were to use for, 'parsing' makes the sentence work. Both options work. But 'for parse' doesn't.

@Certain for confirmation.

i was being abstract, though. that's my excuse.


as in, do you even parse, bro?



it's grammatically overridden.

I 8 da parsley

"For parsing" works because "parsing" is used as a gerund noun. (An argument could be made that an article is required, such that it should say "for a parsing," but articles are not always necessary.) Moreover, PancakeBrah, your initial analysis was correct, that "for" requires a noun.

remember that guy who studied english at oxford?

and he couldn't use the word earnest correctly?

lmao fuck him.

@Ryan 12 use abstractions as a last line of defence. also: definitions are the last resort of the scoundrel.

irony 101; i call @Certain to parse Totoro's op - he ends up parsing mine



Certain, just be happy i called you to do the parsing (since i figured you were capable of it)

i didn't even punctuation, bro


yes, punctuation, not punctuate.

I knew I was right I just wanted you to confirm.

I can confirm I am PancakeBrah's ego.

fuck this bullshit you fucking gay fagg0ts




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billy 12222222 da gawd

Fall back with the profanity. You called me here, so show some respect.

Certain get me a job as an editor.

@Certain will you proofread my assignment comparing and contrasting A Prayer for My Daughter (Yeats) and Frost at Midnight (Colerdige). it only asks for commentary so i don't have to show a wider reading/it's pretty straightforward.

i wouldn't ask but i actually have no one because normally i'm the guy. that they ask. to proofread things. you know?

y/n

you seem like you know how to english

You're not Jewish, though.

I can Jew it up.