I have been high for 2 days
 

I haven't slept, got work in 3 hours and it involves speaking to people who don't like me and will want to argue and I'm not gonna be able to stop myself from telling them to get fucked.

I'm probably gonna get fired bros.

Fuck bitches.

happens

Coffee and cigarettes is all I need.

I'm strang.

ur tenacity inspires me

the thing in ur avy inspires me.

What is it?

a humongous, benevolent forest spirit

Can I have one?

Witty when are you coming to America to drop acid and smoke dmt? I say quit your job and get on a plane immediately. You can sleep on the way.

Lol If only I could...you know that if and when I do eventually make my way to the US of A, I will be hitting you up....it will happen.

It will.

I didn't get fired, there was one awkward moment when a manager said something and I didn't have the energy to form a reply so I just stared at her until she went away.

I left early too, but I always do that on Saturdays because everyone is hungover and nobody gives a fuck.

What type of buds you smoke? They got a name? Are they good? How much you pay? What do you smoke out of?

I had a 5 hr training class at work yesterday in which i just drew pictures of.boobz woth my highlighter and stared at the girl next to me like she was a meal.

I just smoke weed man...Amnesia Haze was what I was smoking this week, I usually don't bother asking what the name is, don't care....the only reason I know what I have now is because the guy said 'I have Amnesia Haze if you want some' and I did....I did want some.

I usually use my trusty pipe but I roll joints now and then, I enjoy smoking joints more but a pipe is easier.

I bet she now refers to you as Creepy Highlighter Boobs Guy.

As in....'Watch out, here comes Creepy Highlighter Boobs Guy.'

I respect you alot.

She wants to suck you bags. Trust. Plant the seed bro. Garden.

I pushed my pen to the floor an wen she went to grab iti took a loud wiff of her hair.......

She looked at me like i had leprosy ......i just said.....ERM UH.YOU...I....WELL....I HAVE A COLD? U SMELL NICE ....SRRY.

i think were dating now.

She might even be preggers.

Respect is what makes the world turn my friend.

Science.

Did it smell like coconut or ?!?!?!?!?

Bish smelled like low esteem.


easy money.

What was her cup size? Sand dollar nipples? Bee stings? Could you see moose knuckle? Saggy boobies? We want fucking details.

I want a pic of the back of that bitch head you creep..

I am happy that bags has found someone he can relate to.

FUCK U FAGGOT WIIITY

R THESE THE WORDS U LIKE TO SEE FROM ME FOR MY REACTION TO UR SNARKY COMMENT?!?

ILL FUCKIN PUNCH REDBALLOONS OUT UR HEAD

ILL FUCKIN FATHER UR HALF BROTHER AN NAME HIM ASHLEY THEN SPIT ON HIM WHEN HE EMERGES.FROM THE BIRTH CANAL AND CALL UR BITCH MOTHER A FUCKING PITBUL.

ILL DANCE ON UR GRAVE IN A FOX FUR CLOAK WITH A BOTTLE OF REMY MARTIN AND SPELL FAGGIT IN PISS ON UR HEADSTONE.

:D