Just got bagged sleeping at work...
 

Co-worker, not the boss. He has a picture/potentially video of it as well.

I am afraid this won't end well my NCG's.

Murder him and secure the video.

pssshhh!

I have much to say about this.

Is this coworker an ally or an enemy?

Swerve....you must go amd confess to your boss before he hears/sees your transgression from another.

If it goes to the boss, tell him that everybody knows that employee is a brown nosing snitch and that you were pretending to be asleep to troll his bitch ass.

Find a cool co-worker to cosign that shit.

I'd of drawn a baby dik on that nice smooth canvas of a forehead

That's just embarrassing straight up

Working a 6-2 today. Did a leg day last night at like 12 ish because I worked late. One second I was cool reading the paperwork. Next second I wake up only like 5 mins later and dude got his phone pointed at me.

I am cool with this guy, but he has evidence.

I need to get it.

break room = swerves cubicle

I don't have a cubicle. I alternate between 5 different companies every week.

This particular one, I have a desk in a room with 2 - 3 other people depending on the day. Literally everybody left for some reason or another and it was so quiet I passed out.

I'm surprised noone took a picture of my laptop with netcees open...that would have went over well.

go own it to your boss fore it is heard from another....

I will make an attempt at recovering the evidence first. General flattery and bribery tactics will be employed.

foolish play. but whatever.

Untrue, if I retrieve the evidence I can mold the story into one of my own concocting. I will still admit to it just so it doesn't come up later.

scumbag move. you are not yet a man. Good day sir.

Diabolical niggas would forward the video to email or upload to the net just in case the deal went sour.

Simply deleting it from the phone could be step 1 in an elaborate mindfuck.

This could lead to Wigger Inception

What position were you masterbating in?

Fetal is obv.

You have to turn his dad gay
you know, really tear his family apart
make him pay

Don't fess up. What good does that do? Apologize to your coworker and ask him not to show your boss. Explain (or fabricate a story about) why you were so tired that one time. Stress it was once. Don't let him blackmail you, though. What does he gain by playing this card?

wrong! this guy cannot be trusted. Swerve loses.

Alright no more fucking around...

Don advice dictates that:

Only dirt can neutralize dirt


You gotta get something on him and then you got Biodome homeostasis.

Just punch him in the fucking face.

talk to his wife and get some embarassing shit then b****mail him

What were you thinking when you decided to post this?

i was thinking

i could either give him a plot to murder the guy or have him blackmail him and everyone lives

trust dlb, i'm an elaborate guy

how do you fall asleep at work?

did you put your head down? did you just slump over like a narcileptic?

but nah why would they take a picture? what do you do? were you holding him back from him doing his job?

LOL

DLB is an elaborate dude bros.

U think its easy being a lightskinned black virgin who hates black people based on pop culture illustrated on television and thru radio waves?

He has already completely murdered any shot at credibility as a living creature......surely he could help u murder this guys too....

Just have him enroll in community college and sign up for a full class load of women studies....by sum pea soup green skinny jeans, take a botox shot to the face and then live 4 years on the internet takimg your queues from a 30 year old spic that lives at home woth his mother.


That video will be worthless then!

^thowt out to huth!

i still cannot take u srs until u get ur name fixed. until then, it's ignore list for u

Whatever excuse u need to put me on ur ignore list coward.

We both know u will still click on the read.reply button anyways....

Or even more likely not even put me on ignore at all.


Vintage hush.

VINTAGE BAGTH.

I work in Quality Control/Quality Assurance for Food plants as a consultant.

Everyone left the room (the coworker who took the pic went to get breakfast or something stupid, which in itself is something that isn't done on work time) and I was reading a report from the CFIA on some new modernization act they were introducing in the spring. It was like 8 am, I got there at 5:45 am that day and didn't sleep well last night. It was cold as shit as the plant manager didn't turn the heat on yet since he arrives at 9. I had my coat on and was leaning to the side reading. Next thing I know, I'm waking up and he's snapping a pic.

I have handled the situation though. Should be good. Next time, I'll fall asleep in the shitter.

Really tho, just punch him in the face.

Srs.