Certain
 

It's *your* drink. Though some lyrics websites say you drink. Others say your drink. But, it is indeed *your* drink.

You can cut your wrists now.


I got him guys, I got him. *receives pats on the back*

Commentator: how do you feel about this accomplishment, big baby?

big baby: nah mean shit crazy. i knew i was gonna catch him. ain't nobody perfect you know? EASY WORK. HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION. He tried to fight but he made a mistake and i caught him with the jab. You don't make mistakes with me. Or you get FUCKED UP. I can't believe he knows my name MY BABY SMILE IS IMPETUOUS. MY CONDENSED MILK IS IMPREGNABLE IM JUST FEROCIOUS, I WANT TO FART, BIG BABY FOR LIFE, PRAISE BE TO GOO GOO GAGA!


who the fuck want it next.

You're right. Thank you. I blame Rap Genius.

Can I get an accomp for this, please and thanks.

FUCKING LEAVE CERTAIN ALONE.

Good job big baby.

Good job to Certain, too.

I'm writing this here topical piece and I realized the plot is pretty similar to The Road but the ending and idea are completely different. So I think its cool. Its first person anyways so that's different. Plus different back story. Who knows

I just bought this bluetooth rca music system

es koo

I hate tacos

stop

Why do you hate tacos?

I was raped by one

Is that why you always think about them?

Certain, not like this. Not now.

I need time

is that fig

That's me doing my best pancakebrah impression

show me all u bb

i caught him misspelling sporadic as sporatic the other day, actually.

i kept it quiet to gift you this victory.

savour it.

This is pretty much all of them

http://i.imgur.com/02Iea3f.jpg

I should spell-check the magazines. I write them in Notepad, which does not have a spell-check program.

Thanks.

you are not 18 and up liar

wouldn't have said a thing, despite you being a grammar nazi, if not for this thread.

yw.

It's funny because you're a baby.

(dat grammar doe)

Aiyo I got scars from those fucking air soft 'matics.. Had no idea what I was getting into. Smfh. Funner than shit though.

My cousin used to put me in a big jacket and shoot at me with his older friends when I was 9

i thought they were my friends

I would prefer to be corrected. The British are so passive-aggressive. Do you watch Doctor Who?

I never listen to these

certain

y u do this

Expand your horizons, Franklin.

That's a good choice.

i feel like there was a film in the nineties i saw. otherwise, no. i'm not very british, or passive-aggressive, either.

I'm waiting for cakes input....

.......

you're probably the most passive aggressive person on here after certain and pancake.

i baited somebody to say that. thanks.

I watch Doctor Who and am passive-aggressive. I am more British than oXus.

I don't like association football, though.

I'm really passive aggressive.

Big baby is a douche though.

Passive aggressive > douche

my praenomen disagrees with you, Certain. but you can lay claim to Gallifreyan and British citizenship. i wouldn't mind.

i like football, quite a bit. played at a decent level in my younger years when i didn't have a bad knee or sciatic pinch. still watch sometimes.

You're all assholes

now let's get along

We do get along. Except PancakeBrah doesn't like big baby. PancakeBrah liked Darth Yoda and BWHAHA, though. Everyone preferred Darth Yoda and BWHAHA, frankly.

Not Zombie, though.