can we start a racist joke thread?
 

Its good to laugh about racist jokes, but it would have to be joking on all races so one race doesn't feel singled out.

I have a good one...

There was once this white guy who made a thread about racist jokes and nobody cared.

LULZ

There was once this white guy who was named witty, and he wasn't witty at all.

My joke worked.

Yours didn't.

your joke worked, but your a joke that don't work.

the irony... lol.

You bout to get that work in a second bitch.

Can we include homos?

I got a good one about 2 fags going back abd forth

;-)

WE HAVE A WINNA

Yet, you basically just copied what I did and weren't as successful...oh dear, I'm afraid you have to kill yourself now.

This is now simply an offensive joke thread.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He's always getting nailed to the boards.

What's the diff between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only took one nail to hang the painting.

DEAD

I ran into Hitler the other day, we got to talking.

He said, "Next time, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns."

I said, "Why the 2 clowns, Adolf?"

He responded, "See? I told you no one cares about ze Jews!"

lmfao

ahha those actually arent bad

I have Helen Keller jokes but you've probably already heard them.

She hasn't tho.

Do you know what Stevie wonder's kids looks like?

No?

Neither does he.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.

Why can't Ray Charles pay his bills?
Because he's black.

What do you call 100 white dudes running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call 100 mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call 500 black guys running down a hill?
Jailbreak.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 1000 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the deaf, dumb, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million Jews.

One day a nurse is giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath and notices the heartbeat change slightly when the sponge was in her crotch.
Excitedly, she goes to the phone and calls the woman's husband and tells him to come to the hospital.
When he gets there the nurse tells him that she thinks that his wife could be helped perhaps by a little bit of oral sex, that maybe it is crazy but it just might work. The man goes into his wife's booth. A couple of minutes later her heartbeat flat-lines. The man walks out, and the nurse stunned asks "What happened?"
The man replies "I think she choked"
-stole this one.

Did you hear about the three car pileup at the thrift store?
50 Mexicans died.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was sdhgfaseurbxbcv

What did the black guy get on his SAT test?
Barbeque sauce.

I really lost a family member in the Holocaust tho :(

He fell off the guard tower

Alright last one, stole it but it's pretty funny.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon; Michael Jackson raped children.

bleak 95% of those were horrible, are you 16 or something?

most of them were funny as fuck idk what you're talking about

i've seen the avalanche and dead babies one though

You, sir, need to step your comedy game up by a few hundred levels.

how was copper wire invented?
two jews got into a fight over a penny

Im not calling you a fag or anything like that, i just thought you started strong and fell off

Lol I started stealing jokes is why.

I have like 4 good jokes that I keep stocked away until it is appropriate. (obv it's never appropriate, but fuck society)

After that I went to an offensive joke thread on another site and picked thru the real garbage.

lol bleak was actually cracking me up. i got one but it's totally racist and horrible

how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
9 months


how do you blindfold an asian
dental floss


whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute
your job still sucks

lmao and i just googled this one. but for some reasons it's making me laugh

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg
you pick it up and suck it's cock!

lmao i mean wtf