CYPHER SERIES - Round 1 (ITT)
 

CYPHER SERIES

If your bitch was fat as pinky I'd still makeover your girl
holler at the brain everyday and try and takeover the world

y'all faggots might write alot but they often arent keepers
maybe ur punches woodland if they wasnt as soft as them creatures

yall probably gonna call me gay. thats just a helluva guess
and a dude named hugh g rection lookin for me isnt gonna help my defense

We can throw hands, combos leaving this guy split
Shit uppercut till metal spin around in circles from getting beamed by my fist

you dumb faggots be here everyday like its cool and poppin
its not when reading ITT is just a reminder of your schoolin options

most people fantasize and spooge in rags
this faggot allen only fantasizes what he'd do to bags

Been fuckin ur girl fatty, im grinding her spot
I'm always down to crusher, while ur fat ass does that every time ur on top

I usually stick wit my ppl out, but now im on that gnarly shit
My new years resolutions to party mix while urs is to lay off the party mix

the cypher king that rips it better, clips n cheeder
Young roy jones & sugar ray robinson wit mike Tyson in his prime all mixed together

Merry Christmas pussy. You got faggot parents and a faggot boss
who all pitched in today to get you a weedwacker and 3 bags of mulch

Clappin' hollows that'll have 'em tossin'!

Plus J. Metts looks like Action Bronson...

Merry Christmas, pussy. Yup, that's a bow on my cock.
She said, 'that's one formal rooster.' I said, 'Ho, ho, hoe, you best stop.'

They say all work and no play make you a dull boy dude
but you proved that being awkward and sooo gay makes you dull boy too

Its ironic that when i weigh Tons compared too other posters, I witness magic
cause my weight is never mentioned, just you and the award for biggest faggot

It's not magic, Violent J, it's just such a cliched poke
that no one even bothers. I wouldn't expect you to get that when you're writing nothing but gay jokes.

Faggot faggot faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot faggot.
Look, another line not mentioning you're Blimp physique. MUST BE MAGIC!

unicorns in uniforms defending the galaxy from all the havoc
which was written so you'd keep reading and I could call you a faggot

Your set ups are lazy, messy and pointless.
Your jokes are old, and make me question your choices.
Like...
Your body is huge. Oddly shaped. It's obvious you
get a lot of gawking and looks. I know Whoppers are good, but do you really need a quad to get full?

Joe metts has a baby face with a full grown beard
you were gay when you were born, now you're a full grown queer
you mix gerber with sherbert, now I'm bout to make you mad
cause you look like you drink baby bottles covered in a brown paper bag

how can dull be special at the same damn time
you go from being bipolar to decisive in the same damn rhyme
you'd get a tattoo of peanut butter and jelly on the same damn arm
while patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same damn time

lol

Chyeahhh defines himself by events that never occur
in an attempt to leverage his turn as an valued member of worth.
But mostly, we feel bad for this poseur whose head is steeled
in enough tin foil to wrap up leftovers for the Metts family's next seven meals.

Allen Knight was raised in a Spanish-speaking community,
so it's important we look past his broken scrabble-piece written lunacy.
But the alcoholism is more than a product of his life's shit,
as he knows he'll never be Bags, so he's boxed in to to his vices.

Humpty Dumpty's so fucking ugly. You never get laid unless it was rape.
Looking like Kermit's hoe and Serpico. Eric Cartman with hairy armpits. @J. Metts

dull boy seems like he used to be quite a thrill,
but he's grown up about as well as his child will.

Certains death is certain soon as my weapon emerges

you're dull and there's nothing special about you, starting to see a pattern emerge
this kid's persona's always missing in action, somebody send an amber alert
cotdammit it hurts, you hop on the chyeahhh bandwagon with the hate in your essence
you're unoriginal, last opinion this nerd formulated was in a Sims beta testing

@ dull boy

He's easily tragic ^
You couldnt "school, Boy" if you were a TDE rapper

simon says stop rhyming, it's all amateur time when you're planning a rhyme
I'm a 5 star general when it comes to war with a non Patton'd nine
I'll get investigated for days after the shells melt in your face
I'll tell em I was shooting for the stars and your face just so happened to get in the way

Evil villian mixed with reality. battle me and im raising the nine
then push all u faggots in the Shark Tank for even havin the idea of stayin alive

Stickers. Thongs. Pricks.
"YEAAAAAAHHHH" sounds stupid on some Lil Jon shit

Tecs a professional?
You wouldnt "bang nines" if you were a "sexual predator"

@Chyeaa

the time ain't come, n ur lying son if u say ur supplying guns
fuck a key uhh, this is ur forte? u broke bitch u couldn't even afford to drive in one

Everytime simon posts I wanna put a gun to his head
it's just amazing dullboy is actually better then someone in this thread

Allen Knight,

you're an unruly bastard with whom I've truly had it
you've got ugly hoes,
I'd wooh the badest bitches with boobs and assess at all the beauty pageants
I'd put my foot in your ass if you tried to put your foot in the door
fuck a tag, cuz all mine read "He put his foot in his mouth" from tags hanging from all of my foes' foots in the mourge

J. Metts is the size of J. Ogden, and his brother is wider.
This isn't a punchline, it's imagery:
Imagine the width of his mother's vagina.

he speaks....
 

shitttttt

I pump shoot twelves and semis son, even dual welded mini guns
you'd pump two elves full of sticky cum for a chewed piece of wriggly gum

Dull Boys post ETHER! AND dope, really (sarcasm)
But "J's are worn out..." #OldSneakers

I was small when I was born. so im sure her vagina is small
I was only like 8lbs 7oz when i was born which is now the size of my balls

u pump shoot twelves? dual welded mini guns? liar u will NEVA get props..
ur just a faggot shooting off at the mouth, we prey it's aimed at ur face for a head shot