ITT: Horrible Movies You Do NOT Want To See
 

This thread is for the good of my NCGs so that you do not waste your time watching shit films, that you must avoid at all costs.

- Tree Of Life
- The Midnight Meat Train
- Straw Dogs (original)
- Deer Hunter (no, that shit aint a classic)
- They
- Vanilla Sky
- The Last Samurai
- any Tom Cruise film that isnt Rain Man
- Die Hard 4
- Ghost Rider
- Original Batmans with Arny
- The Nines (FUCK YOU BAGSWORTH)

will add more as they come

But the midnight meat train is unstoppable. .just as niggas in jail

But yo..that tree of life was absolute garbage..10 minutes of screen savers wtf

The last samurai!? Fuck yourself.

Why you still holdin on to ncz dog?

Word at screensavers, I was like wtf? Dinosaurs? Has Brad Pitt just trololold me?

And fuck the last samurai, if tom cruise is the last samurai, then striktas the last black man

u kiddin me?

last samurai was dooooooooooooooope

even if the premise was flawed

the dude who played the leader (same guy who played gen kobayashi in letters from iwo jima)

turned in an amazing performance

n tom cruise's whole samuraization process (not even a word i kno) was interesting

that widow wanted his sushi roll no doubt

The collection

Awful

The nines was dope.

I didnt reccomend the nines lmfao....that was veritas....i suffered thru 40 min of that gay shit too...lol

But yo....last samurai an vanilla sky were ill....u wilin. So was collateral.....tom cruise is good.

Vanilla Sky was good. I won't spoil it, but the scene where Happy Together by The Turtles plays? lol So was Last Samurai. Knight and Day was a good buddy movie, and Cruise pulls off the John McClain Die Hard/48 Hours comedy role pretty well. I hate Tom Cruise, but Minority Report, Top Gun, Eyes Wide Shut, Days of Thunder, Legend, Interview with the Vampire, A Few Good Men? He's got a decent filmography.

I'll give you Deer Hunter. I don't get the acclaim.

Just know at any second I could kill you and bring you back to life as any character I want....your latest incarnation is "skinny Anthony"....don't push me hologram.

The Devil's Angel

Don't even ask

Sorry forgot collatoral damage, was good

My beef with samurai is that HE is it, which means the samurai had problems that clearly needed adressing.

Also Doomsday is a piece of shit

So is Boondock Saints 2

Lold

Last samurai was good....
Don't watch...
Dragonball
The last air bender
30 days of night 2-very bad
And buried this movie is good to me but a lot of people don't like that its on set in one place the whole movie and didn't like the ending...truthfully it kept my attention and I liked the twist..

AGREED AT LAST SAMURAI SUCKING

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SUPPOSEDLY COOL PARTS IT HAD

A WHITE GUY WENT TO JAPAN AND IN A WEEK'S TIME HE WAS A MASTER SAMURAI AND OUT LIVED ALL THE OTHER SAMURAI

TYPICAL AMURRICA WE DA BES BULLSHIT MOVIE

the original batmans were dope gtfo
im talkin about the keaton ones

Did anyone mention lost in translation or in Bruges? Those sucked a Mini Cooper full of cocks

Off subject

Well kinda

Its movie related

An i didnt feel it deserves its own thread

But

Yo

They should make a captain planet movie. Real spit.

the pest was so bad it was funny

In that vein...remember tmnt cartoon: what the fuck was with krang? Wtf? What was his problem?

Krang was ill..lmao.....i liked when he didnt have his body suit an just those scrawny lil robo legs bahaha

Yeah but what the fuck was his problem Anthony!?

@Bags They are making a captain America movie

@Bags They are making a captain planet movie

Dope!


An yo....as far as krangs "problem" i mean......he was a hideous brain creature.....so right off the jump he not gettin no dimension x punani, then...all his goons is unreliable morons, beebop an rocksteady? Worthless.....an his partner was a career loser....shredder never took a w.....never. i mean.....thats just the tip of the iceberg....id say krang was justified in his ways

He brought it upon his self....it was karma. Fuck him.

Boondock Saints 2. I refuse to watch that shit.

They did...don cheadle is captain planet

no the fuck they shouldn't. Captain planet was the dumbest superhero I've ever seen.

Dragonball Evolution was hollywood's way of telling DBZ fans that they don't care about following the cartoon. They just gon put shit on top of shit...and pray people like it.

And the Pest.....was actually so bad it was funny. I just remember laughing at how corny it was.

The last airbender coulda been a whole lot better. The fact they kept calling Aang, Ung....and Sokka, sohka was really annoying. but I'd still watch a part 2 if they ever made it cuz I'm such an Avatar fanboy.

The old Batman movies were dope. I disliked the one where Clooney played Batman.

The Last Samurai was nice. Though the concept of Cruise being the one to survive was gay.


Don't watch: The Ruins.

In Bruges has a fantastic soundtrack and in general is a great flick

if you think otherwise you don't know film and should fuck off somewhere tbc

^^thats the one im talking about, batman and robin with clooney and arny, oh my roflz, do not watch that shit

In briges is dope, fucking halerious, whats bad about that film?

lol gtfoh

yea deer hunter is a great movie

cristopher walken playin russian roulette>

if you dont like it..i can only assume movies that dont have giant talking robots in it..really dont hold your attention much

i can see why you would find it boring..but i thought it was dope

like jacobs ladder was dope