ITT I DETERMINE HOW MANY BEERS I WOULD DRINK WITH U AT THE BAR BASED ON UR BOARDING
 

Kgo

Me. I'm Zen if you didn't know.

Me.

K

Buddha is zenland? Wow didn't know that. You used to be cool

dlb is here

Quit monkeying around

Me

Ok

Is this the 5th one of these?

Go ahead.

obv

Do it

Sup babylove

Man.....we have known eachother a little bit now....an youve only said a few things to me....and they were all asking me to acknowledge u.....then u stopped....and put on this budha costume so we dont know who u r......i wouod think u ti be weord irl and would have 1 beer with u.....then id leave and expect u to pay for it


1 beer....that u bought

Vulgar lite

Only prolly doesnt have a collection of grasshoppers.named after presidents dressed in Confederate uniforms armed with gi joe guns

I would engage u of our cultural differences likely then grow bored of that convo within 2 beers then likely we could move past that for another beer till i grew uncomfortable with ur accent....finally u would ppossibly llast one.more beer off ur charm

4 beers...and i would pay for mine

We'd drink the bar out brotha

Dancake

For sum reason i find myself wanting you to like me on the board....but if u are really a social recluse like u claim i think i may become tired of prying a conversation out of u....but i also think thats a lie....i would spend our first 2 beers feeling u out to see which is the case.....the third beer u would spend trying to get me to like chance the rapper....the 4th beer i would engage u in conversation on micro brews....the 5th beer we would have a micro brew.....i would be buzzed.....have a 6th then ud wanna talk about lifting and id feel gay then leave....

6 beers.....id ask u to borrow 10bucks tho

0 beers.

U are a virgin. U are the crappy kind of black guy that i dont like. U wear green skinny jeans which i cannot associate with.... u play facebook....and talk about it.....plus i dont think ur allowed in the bar anyeays? I may hit u up after tho to penetrate some of ur young college pussy at campus....


0 beers....but possibly use u for college pussy

If u didnt bring ur attractive wife along i would drink many beers woth u. U seem normal and enjoyable. Iwe would drink like 6 beers then freestyle aboit dragons and the circle of blood gangs ultimate death leader then do shots.

Would lose track of beers then drink liqour with u.

I think ur a serial.killer.

0 beers.

First we would order fried chicken at the bar an take.pictures.to once and for all redeem the masaiicre. Then we would drink a few brews while u regailed.me.of putting water pumps in zimbabwe while narrowly escaping hiv.....i could prolly ne entertained by the aids story for like 6 beers....then id tell u sum of my aids scares....by like nine beers wed be drunk but after u start hollerin at sum ethiopian id slide out and stick u with the tab out of spite

9 beers.....u pay

Ur wife is younger then me.....and i kno she got friends. Plus ur my brother. We would shut the bar down. Then id ask u to.vote on a battle thats open in the BA from 2012


All beers.

Me

We have nothing in common. Aside from our children. And id be on guard that if i became innebriated u may try to eat me or cut my head off like u did in ur painting. I would order us a rd of beers and put rat poison in urs. As u sat on the floor convulsing id straddle ur contorted frame as ur last breath escaped ur withered body and look deep into souls windows and say.... my verse was better.

Go for it

LOLD at stick you with the tab out of spite. Bags you cruel bastard!

We could go dt to the quarter.....thats the hood spot....so we could go try to bag black bitches up.....we would drink a few brews just scouting.....oooo over there....how bout shanequa....i heard she only had to abortions....whatcu think?? This would go on for about 6 beers....id ignore the fact u were a wigger....it wouldnt bother me much... then we would do a rd of shots woth sum hoodrats etc.....id stick around till sum1 got stabbed an they closed the quarter for another month or two

As many beers as it took till sum1 got stabbed.

good thread

Ahh young vader the prince.

I could drink atleast 4 beers an geek out about u talm bout beating up retards for a living....this would put me in high spirits. Then for like 3 more beers we would crack jokes an tell eachother how ugly we are etc.....at this point ud glance at ur phone and see on nc verotas pming u raising the bounty on my head......i would be able to sense ur descension of morality and bash ur giant skull in with my beer mug until u staggered off ur stool then run.....faster then u obv...ur fat.

7 beers....and possibly a night in jail.

Indeed.

We would celebrate our endless tagteam goat status woth bottle service in vip. Doing rails of blow like the nik of yester years. After facing about 2 grams id spin off the earth and wed head to the strip club. More bottles. More blow. More bitches. Goats for life.

All beers.

Orc seem like the type to show up to the bar w hoes. Id be settled in to close the bar down. We would drink until we were sloppy. Eventually id say multiple offensive things to either or both of the women u brought with u. At which point theyd prompt u to leave ....but not before lainching my tenth beer inti my face like an animal.

10 beers. Id pick up the tab out of embarassment.

Chyinnnnnnnnn

U would not make it into the bar because ur chyinn would nit fit thru the door.


0 beers.

he speaks....
 

Lol fair nuff

Good man

I am underaged

lol'd

I actually think I'd be one of the least weirdest people here irl honestly. I'm just high most of the time so I don't post often. We'll talk more bags.

I hope not. Lmao.

you not using me for my college bitches if you not buying me a beer bags

life dont work like that

We'll talk.

:(

Sup