If you do not have at least one girl obsessed with you at all times you are not attra
 

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Does the quality of said obsesser play factor?

Sup my nigga cake

Is this the logic you've devised based on the happenings in your get-away-day-dream-trance where you live up to your definition of the life you wish you had and is also the imaginary article of superiority you dangle in front of lone strangers in some pitiful feels thread? But I guess that's just conjecture...

Tell us more of ur negalulz, dont stop now.

I need to know, this alone could either make or break me

Same.

Cake.to thread.

I think not. Ugly people don't obsess over other ugly people.

The anti roflz campaign ensues.

Figurative go home. You're drunk.

Bags you always bring the hard hitting questions.

Said obsessed woman must be a 6.5.



That is now law.

Lol, I wasn't calling you ugly. I'm saying it doesn't matter who the obsessor is, because even if the obsessor is ugly themselves, ugly people don't obsess over other ugly people, meaningthe person being obsessed over is attractive.

I'm good with that

but figurative made a decent point about obsessing that would also make me look much better

6.5

Hmmm

According.to the law.of.cake.i am.currently attractive

We.did.it.pancake!

Lmao

According to cake I'm unattractive.
According to Figurative I'm attractive.

I'm confused. Also, people should also post their obsessors as anyone can say ''yeah, I'm being chased by a 6.5'' while in reality she's a 4 at best.

I was gonna mention the scale but cmon bro

Were all bros here

What if you never go outside, or try to make bitches obsessed with you? There needs to be some sort of person seen per week ratio.

I go to work and go to the gym. And that's it.

I maintain the necessary requirements set forth by the title.


...

James.flores?.izatU?

Is there a weight limit? She got DD's but she got that unattractive belly fat. Ok face tho, anyways she's been fiending after me since I left Cleveland like a year and a half ago, an that rack puts her at like 7.3

My dick says yes but my soul says no

Also that means I'm officially attractive with spurts of being a sex god (2 or 3 girls who want the D money)

Must be my golden personality and average physique

i hate when them young bitches be all on your dick

im talkin like 17-18-19

im 26

not a good look

"OOO you got a haircut"

no shit lil bitch fuckoutmyface

lil hoes in my neighborhood get on my nerves

my name aint tyson


lol jk

i love when them young bitches be all on my dick tho


nahmsaying

lmao orc stay w/ that pedo shit

Define obsession please
@cakecakecake

She be all on ya nuts.

Oh, word.

The sentiments enclosed are false b/c even when you have zero swag at low self-esteem moments, you can still get hoes to obsess over you (that are quality chicks) by avoiding a strong connection w/ them thus leading them to believe something like "waaaa why doesn't he want me i bet he's fucked lots of hot girls i wanna fuck him." Even when that is clearly not the case hoes will believe that in many cases.

HelloKitty is wrong.


Topic title stands.

lmao

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lulz are to be had here