ITT: I JUDGE ON A SCALE OF 1-KYZO HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT YOU ARE WITH A FULL EXPLANATION
 

Step forward cowards.

is kyzo the only faggot that can reach the kyzo level of faggotry

Good question.

Yes.

Sure thing

seems like this is gonna be lose-lose for me, but hey, lol

im game,

as long as its not involved with tree canopies

or

some of the natives u met in africa with neck jewlery

You are obviously the gears of the site and are an integral feature, however your constant agreeance and niceness with every member seems fraudulant. It seems to me IRL you are a pleasant person although shy away from confrentation due to a small backbone.

You probably wear socks with sandals.

4/10

The recipes simple, you are a faggot.

NEXT.


























But really. As much as everyone has a dig at you, you are integral to the site, your past escapades of decrepit behaviour are entertaining. You are one of 3 scapegoats on this site. People will forget other members, but who is going to forget gregory chrystal and his leafblowers.

Although due to you being a dickhead IRL and an all round faggot your score is...


8.3/Kyzo

do it

i appreciate that u acknowledge my overall importance to the site

u should factor in writing ability too btw, bc kyzo does write

Your hit and miss luls/negaluls ratio is roughly 4.3/10. Once a young ether riding on hushs coattails bringing the lulz, but as the decline of your master continued, so did your boarding levels. Although to be fair in late weeks I have seen you improving. You also asked for virgin advice many times on girls your age, which leads me to believe that you havent dipped your knob in any females puss. You do have a future with your college tho so thats a plus.

You are that kid who gets peer pressured into smoking and drinking.

Your past dickriding is balanced out by your life prospects to be a successful uncle tom.

6/kyzo

Masaii sends me a pm about 2 weeks ago giving me props, saying that he's digging my boarding style. I dismiss him and call him a desperate and lame fagg0t in return (the child thought he could privately address me on some friendly troll shit, hilarious.)

It only seems fair that you need to find some reason to associate my name with fagg0try. Props for the praise though with that pm you sent me. You're still that low tier boarder no one really knew or gives two shits about; and you've been here longer than Pancake.

Pathetic.

brb going to have a panic attack over fried chicken and beat children.

Sig checking in. I told you to keep my name out your mouth, fagg0t. Now you're going to be known as that irrelevant Australian fagg0t who gave props to Kyzo. Nice. Thread rendered ironic.

/umadbro?

Stop rawning in my thread

LOLWAT IF LIFE IS A DREAM, BRO? THAT WOULD BE COOL, RIGHT?



HOLD UP LEMME QUOTE SOME OLD CHINESE FAGG0T ON SOME BUTTERFLY SHIT ROFLZZZ

Lol am i the only one here who undertands sarcasm? You desperate long necked go go gadget cornball. This is a reach on so many levels, not including your neck.

LOL ITZ ON THE DREAM LEVELZ BRO


TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP FAGG0T AND GET A LIFE, AINT NO DREAM HERE PUSSAI

Go

im game

Game as well great idea

@Dominate

You are seem to have an above average set of morales and intellect. I dont think you are the type of vb drinking stubby wearing faggot that you and i know too well.

You seem like the kind of guy who would lick a girls asshole and not tell your friends about it cause Irl you are a respectable guy.

1/Kyzo

Well here is two sides of the coin. On one side we have the irl Orc, ladies man, well presented young man who takes drugs and drinks alcohol cause you think its cool. On the other side we have the boarder, doesnt appear much in disc but occasionly drops a zinger out of nowhere and returns to the shadows, lols have been had.

I think your skinny jeans and feminine colours you dress in have made you experiment with your sexuality. $20 strikta dollars says orc has tried to find his g spot up his ass with his fingers.

Aside from this you score quite low

3/10

Kyzo is a terrible writer, one of the worst, his try-hard attempts to imitate PunchRhyme's style are pathetic IMHO.

Me.

King Masa with the back pics.

Rate my heterosexuality.

You currently have the greatest netcees video diss. Your rivalry with Bags is in top 5 rivalrys in ncs history. The katana to watermelon was so roflz it caused a singularity in the world wide webz. Alas you have fallen off in recent times, very hit/miss this past month. Your faggot points are earned on the fact that you wont repost those videos.

You try too hard some times tho, let the opportunities come to you.

2.5/Kyzo

Your cat is cool, although you are a cat person. Recent studies have shown that cat owners are indeed faggots. You have elevated in recent times. You were boarding at mid tier levels but are low top tier atm. You seem like a pleasant person irl as well.

Your quirky behaviour leads me to believe that you like Will Ferrel. This is not good.

4/10

You are the best fake black person this site has had. IRL you are so insecure about your white pigment so you play nig nog on a text forum. This is lame. You do bring lulz on a 4/10 post ratio, although 50% of those lulz are at you, not with you. You refuse to post a picture of yourself cause you are clearly a white fat slob. You also proclaim goat of man poems LOL.

You clicked on my 'picture of my dick ITT' thread hoping to see my penis. Thats gay.


9/Kyzo

I have a dog too :(

3.5/Kyzo

I'll take that, thank you Sir.

Fair enough....

I have not been motivated. I grow tired of the lack of competition.

Go ahead

do me n/h

Yes

Sorry I dont know you well enough to make a fair judgement on your kyzo levels

Possibly the biggest racist this sote has seen since flow kkkanvas. You censor the word white like this w****. You wear cartigans and other homosexual apparel. You always start threads which get users interested and then you never post the follow up answer everyone is waiting for. Troll or faggot? Its a hard one...

But since you have about as much masculinity as a limp wristed hush

7 kyzos/10

lol you still mad about that alphabet thread huh?


and I type the way I type because of boxden

it ain't got nothing to do with yall

You have curled in the squat rack before weather you admit it or not. You are the guy in the gym who seems friendly enough that others would ask him for a spot. I think you are confused with life and your beiber hairstyle reflects this. You come off as a Pseudo intellect whilst being condesending to others if their opinion differs to yours. You can bring lulz on a semi consistent basis.

You would let a female penetrate your rectum. See lars thread for further details.

6.5/10

I am indeed edward, I am indeed :/

the thread exceeded the joke's value at that point, but ok

so there's 20 letters in the alphabet right?

No, 26. Tell me why I am wrong though...