Lemee see dem Christmas trees doe
 

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For those of you not living in your parents' basement.

Nice pillows brah. Lookin comfy right now.

Nah they need some fluffing. You wanna fluff my pillows, DancakeBrah?

<3

I'm scared now

That couch is boasting of its diploma gained from the Anthony Colavito school of shady interior decorating choices.

I got u when I get home
no strikta

Lmao.

I know you live in the hell that is the deep south, but here in the coastal south, seersucker is a thing. That ain't black and white Ikea garbage if that's what you think it is. Tan and cream, bruh.

Posting later tonight.

So now in addition to being a geographical racist, you are attempting to justify the choice of such an ugly effeminate couch by telling us that it costs alot?

It's almost like I have a wife.

Crazy, that.

So wait....your wife didn't choose that couch and you did?

Achievement Unlocked:

Peak Veritas

Trust that you have gotten only the tip.

you make good money right?> didnt you say that somewhere?

Diode v. Veritas is a good underrated matchup.

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I am not engaging Dr. Clownshoes ITT. Veritas can make a self-aggrandizing thread calling me out if he wants. This thread is for Christmas trees and I wouldn't mind if DancakeBrah cleaned it up.

Translation: Veritas wins and my couch looks like an elderly fabric vagina.

is that an electric fireplace diode

BEGBIE.

gas.

-_-

at least the tree is real

The Mind Assassin delivered a near-knockout blow in the first round but since has been swinging and missing. Diode hasn't delivered more than a few well-placed jabs but is going to win on points at this rate.

nope.

re: fireplace though

i had wood at two different places. there is no replicating it, but it is also a gigantic pain in the ass. i miss the smell but i do not miss the clean up, finicky starting, and yearly chimney / fireplace cleaning bill.

the usual.

admittingly if you were more of a formidable adversary I would do better, but my original statement summed up the veracity of the matter....that you have Ellen Degeneres' pillows on Bea Arthur's Couch.


fuck your couch.

It's crazy, people will hate on anything..

The first thing I noticed was Home Alone, G shit.

Salute bro.

you are an ostensibly straight man judging a couch and making reference to details no straight man should ever care about.

your latent homosexuality is seeping through like so many tears cried over empty bottles of bourbon.

disengage.

Don't even have mine up yet lol been super busy...off work tomorrow so I'll probably out it up then.

I don't know what ostensibly means, nor do I see how you could judge my sexual preferences when you personally bought, and took pride in, a homosexual seating machine. fuck your couch.

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Ostensibly means putting up an appearance that doesn't reflect how you truly feel.

As one of the crazy guys on the forum I find this ritual to be unsettling and disturbed.

Lol @ split being a fireplace snob when he's broke, trading air valves for twizzlers at the quad

oh...so he is inferring that I secretly love cock bc I am clowning on him for choosing a couch that an elderly woman would choose for her sitting room? ok I will accept that.

MWQHAL;KHAKL;HLK;AHAHHAHKLAH;LKEHK;LHAFKLHHLAWEKLH EHEHHEIOHJGA;LKNIOJNEIOJHTIOPAHVN!!!!

Nice.

Mine looks like shit in comparison tbh.

lmao your couch sucks

but nah you look like you live in a place where i wouldnt feel comfortable

like those rooms people have that no one is allowed to go into because its for show

i want to be rich and white

megamillions tonighttttttttt

this niggas got a gas fireplace with north african marble and shit

like a boss

in south carolina

watsup with that random vase to the left tho

its messin with the symmetry dawg

feng shuai or whatever that chinamen word is

its out of balance