DULL BOY ROAST THREAD
 

@dull boy

you're the type to eat a baby and say grace before but then laugh afterwards because you're atheist.

*there is no god* he says as he wipes the baby blood off his forehead wrinkles.

lol @ you being a dad.

Lol @ being jack. The only time you'll ever be close to smashing down a door with an axe is using a coathanger to try and open your sons door after you guys argue and he slams the door shut and starts masturbating. lol @ you only having one coat hanger cause you wear the same shirt everyday. IT's either open the door or not have coat hangers to hang up your only shirt. lol @ your sons gonna masturbate into your toothpaste. lol @ the recurring toothpaste theme.


all serious now. grown up. have 3 meals a day. follow the food triangle. take vitamins and tell people to "email you" when you abruptly leave a get together. they look @ each other "who the fuck was that?" they all shrug. you probably hold your poop in until you get home because you're too good to poop at work. atleast if someones in there. you go in and see someone and you walk out again or if someone walks i while its quiet you pretend to flush and leave with half a poop still lodged in. in a bad mood all day. your floor supervisor tells you to clean up on aisle three "fine" you whipser under your breath. you do a shitty job on purpose. try to clock out before he sees it. hang up your apron. think about rhyming 'apron suicide' all day, think of 30 different ways to rhyme it in your head.


"apron suicide, blatant ...satan......" just babbling words to yourself at this point "shmatan.." whisper to yourself driving home in your honda odyssey lol. "gotta be more dark...what rhymes with satan and is dark....this'll get them on the open mic. gotta use more apostrophes, act like i don't care. i totally care." scream you care in your car. run over a kitten. sacrifice it when you get home.feed it to your son. son gets sick. have to pay sick bills, cry. "sons sick, life sucks, dont exist ever" you write in your memoir. erase it. put a smiley face. fuck you

No picture?

Im not reading any of that

Failias coward slime.

Stfu u unfunny faggot.

he'll post it later. Suck a penis. Look like you evolved from Steve from Blues Clues.

lol @ your clip on tie. Gotta have one to take off fast when you have sex with brown chicks. Balls it up and shoves it in your mouth.

Look like a convicted unpaid parking ticket offender. lol @ your adams apple. Eyebrows connect with your hairline.


Got back from your Target job interview. Mad cause you shit your pants.

Where's the pic?

It is actually funny. You should read.

I am not lold.

Say it w ya chest on ur real account, coward.

Dull boy is my real account.

I want him to be the fat guy. Pls say he is.


Also


Are u him....roasting urself? Lol. I just .....lol...ok i am lold.



Edit.

It is u....lol....

Yes funny. Lmao.

U fed ur son that cat tho
?

Smh.

That big guy be sweating a little.

For the sake of the joke, yes that's him.

Even though that's Sage Francis.

Ok so u are the dirty junky version of neighbor on the right. Got it.


Son u look like u could give a shower hepatitus

U look like u shave ur face w dogshit
son got the smile like hed eat an omelot out of a urinal

Lookin like u just smoked a bag of fingernail clippings out a crack stem

Sage Frantic

2010 hacky sack wizard

I'm not Cristian. That picture isn't me. I'll provide picture once I can jimmy this door open.

Buys his shirts from his local shanty town

Bags looking like he jammed a turd up his ass, he had in the freezer for a month.

Lol

Shaves his facial hair with his eyebrows

Looks like does disgusting stuff but does acts disgusted when he does it so its ok

Wigga look like he smells like a hot glue gun
Jared leto raised in a.cage and fed disapointment for 29yrs

I'm really confused.

is arguably the fastest drawl in the Midwest

asks for skateboarding tips on Grindr

Lookin like ud do a line of ants off a mirror thru a black straw.

So...who is the person in the picture?

this nigga has hyperbolic eyebrows

this nigga installs hydraulic eyebrows

Once threw some D's on that bitch and immediately wrote his parents an apology tweet

Joseph Gordon Faggitt

Cm punk at his 10yr Votech re union

Looks like an elf with gonorrhea.

McLoveless

asked Santa for a second finals week

Lookin like he cleans roller skates at the roller dome with his face.

Eats cereal for dinner with a fork

Eats personal pan pizzas at subway to be ironic

It is documented that he, at one point in his life, brushed his teeth.