Giving Tarot Readings
 

Using the Lost Tarot of Nostradamus.

About 1 and 1/2 years experienced with the card's and must say that im scared at the things they tell people at times. I have had people say it's bullshit and the accuracy is coincidence everytime. I have also had people expect it to be accurate, but not dead spot on. I also asked the cards 3 times in a row what it felt like to be cards of prohpecy... They told me it was divine, sad and yet fulfilling. 3 of the exact same cards, 3 times in a row.

This is the first time I have set up a spiritual connection on an forum so do your best to go into this with good 'vibes' so that nothing get's suffocated.

1.)Ask a specific question with details that relate to your subject matter. Try and be creative as possible within the boundaries of context.

2.)Pick 3 numbers between 1 and 78.

3.)Do your best to amplify/think about that question until I have the time to translate your cards; also, think about the answer to your question before I give it to you. So that no misunderstanding about your own thoughts and the card's opinion are misguided. It's also fun to see how accurate they can be at times, so please; share your thoughts when everything is said and done.

I can also do advanced reading's with more cards but it's a pain in the ass to interpret so if your gonna request it. Make sure your question is worth the time; and make sure your serious.

One last thing, this is not a debate thread so please dont litter it with controversy I would be happy discuss in another area.

Remember the haters:
@Ryan 12
What happened bro, your were just jocking my nuts 2 days ago. You mad I didn't circle jerk with you?
@Witty
Please, lets "discuss" this in another area. But hey by the way. Im actually related to the great vikings of old, who actually murdered and raped thousands of irish cunts; Wouldn't that be funny if my ancestorrs were the reason your bloodline is so thin?
@BagcakeBrah
You shit your pants in public, were on different levels at this point.
(Guy who shits his pants in public<Dishwasher)
@Diode
You guys skype, or jack off with eachother?
@Split Eight
C-Cups, Nickel sized tits. I gotchu bro.
@King Masa II
Are you disappointed with my wording structure? Is it too hard to understand for you? :(

reaffirmation thru abstraction is for.pussies. i got a brain for the sole purpose of sentient provision n control


i run shit not vice versa, fagg0t

Of course it isn't a debate thread...there is no debate to be had, it has been proven to be a pile of horseshit.

Ur future is washing dishes.

Tarrot reading complete.

dead

Very cool stuff brotha, I used to scoff at this kinda thing back in the day but absolutely appreciate the tool once i unlearned what i needed to.

I will try.

What should my next career path be?

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Edit: after rereading the original post, that question may be too vague, let me know how to further specify it if it is too ambiguous

Don't delete my fucking post @namix

My post was about tarot cards and therefore on topic, if he doesn't want criticism he shouldn't make a topic about bullshit, I'm gonna keep disagreeing with people when I please, in any manner I choose to do so, ok sir?

will i make a million dollars in my lifetime?

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what is Wise Ways' sister's cup size/ nipple structure

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thank u based god

alright brethren, about to go deep :)
 

1.)Ask a specific question with details that relate to your subject matter. Try and be creative as possible within the boundaries of context.

question: What specific next steps (and/or overarching approach) I should take to maximize the positive impact I can have on the world?

background (because my question can't get much more specific but the context leading up to why i am asking it is):
--after years in a far left-brained state of learning as much as possible to succeed in a very materialistic industry, I had a 'click'... about 3 and a half years ago, I suddenly looked up to my wife across the room and said "I don't know what this means right now and can't really explain it, but I know it's important: I just removed time."...

Having had been in my industry for a while, i had started to just 'get it'... learned how to learn so to speak, and picked up more and more subject matters faster and faster jumping from development/programming of which i had no experience, to business analyst/ecommerce and biz process consultant, to SEO and Paid Search, to digital marketing solution manager, then analytics director and now client partner in digital strategy/analytics....

They were different enough skills in terms of spanning from the 'deep subject matter expertise' to 'data analysis/trends' to more team building and client-facing and strategy stuff that through work alone i understood how seemingly unrelated subjects interconnected....

But with that time removal 'click'.... i saw the 'patterns' become evident. And that they extended through literally all things and all time, from our habits to history repeating; from predictive modeling and the stock market to art and music; from the relative distance in notes to the relative distance of the stars -- how notes can come together to make chords and stars a constellation... and similarly we are a collection of notes in our own chord, or our cells are the stars that make up our constellation.

And thus began a journey of, 3.5 years later, thinking significantly differently. It was a journey which sincerely gave me many gifts and even greater challenges, and then more gifts in return. I developed an empathy that almost crippled on my morning drive to the city during rush hour.... it was horrible, until i learned how to manage it AND reset my priorities and redefined happiness to what seems so logical now...

Though there were many phases in between that and now - the end point is that before "something" emerged to co-create "nothing", which co-created polarity --> then relativity/etc. /etc... there was wholeness, and the only happiness we will have in the end is our ability to do what we can to leave the world more whole than we do more broken.

And thus, what I refer to as "the spiritual point of singularity" --- happiness is found, in the end, by putting the puzzle before our individual pieces in it.... by finding your happiness by contributing to the happiness of others... i.e. when selflessness and selfishness become one and the same, and we are whole again.

I apologize for the book-long background, but I am trying to do this justice because it is very sincere, and may influence what I do for the rest of my life beginning tomorrow.


2.)Pick 3 numbers between 1 and 78.
9 23 32


(the numbers i was thinking were 7/11/33, then 3/5/7 -- but all had preconceived and already had meaning... so i typed randomly and added a space to 923 so it worked <78)

3.)Do your best to amplify/think about that question until I have the time to translate your cards; also, think about the answer to your question before I give it to you.
--- yessir, as i wrote the backdrop and numbers... including good will and discernment of truth for the reader :)


Again, apologize for the detail - originally wasn't planning on doing this, but since this was one of many things i just completely wrote off when i thought i was ooh so smart, figured it was fitting and potentially poetic if it then leads to me shaping the rest of my life from here on out.

Thanks!

It's gonna say what kind of career path you should take, not specifically which one though. They might even tell you how your feeling currently and a ew other blurry aspects will come into play because of the way your asking your question.
With that said,

Upright V of Stars the Solitary Papal.

This usually is directed at difficult situations, whether it be emotional or external the meaning is generally the same. A difficult mission which you must transcend if you want to succeed.

Reversed X of Spheres the Universal Laws (which is an extremely rare card)

This represents gambling at a great deal of chance and hazard; the direct translation has been most commonly said like "You sense a growing uncertainty as the days tick by." Though is not necessarily a negative card; it has a lot to do with fate and destiny.

Upright IV of the sun, the Alchemy of Metals.

This card is symbolic of "returning home" which usually has to do with a reunification of a community or of friends; which can be translated to your own wellbeing. The reversed side to this card are direct visions that correlate with: "Prosperity, Advancment, Success, Good Luck, Romance."

Overall I see a path that you already know you would like to take, but everyday you wait is causing you to lose faith in yourself; whether or not it's because you fear that you may not be successful or things at home aren't playing out to well. It may be that your so stressed out it's difficult to decide what your passionate about.

My personal interpretation of the career question:"it looks as though you would excel at something political, maybe being your own boss or someone else's. This could have a role in the setbacks and friendship.

The last card was a little tricky because it had to do with the underlying theme of the people you surround yourself with. Though it makes more sense now that the interperetation is done. Depending on the career you choose, it will have it's setbacks and gambles but if you make friends with the people who are in the same path or wish for the same path you will be successful.

Sorry I couldn't be more direct, your question wasn't very specific.
Let me know how accurate the reading was

I could plausibly see how this could relate to my life. The Universal Laws card is particularly interesting.

Upright XI of moons the neophyte

The page of moons is a shining star of loyalty, devotion, and application. He gives himself wholeheartedly to study, and learning. (from the book)

This is an easy read, simply saying if you apply yourself; you will get more than what you bargain.

Reversed X of major arcana the fortunes Wheel.

This card represents change irregardless of action taken(lol no shit huh?) and is mostly negative when reversed though the flipside is Destiny and good progress.

Im sure this is completely dependent on your next card.

Reversed VII of stars the card of Hope.

The message is straightforward; believe in yourself, advance with caution and, however great your dreams, with a little help, you have a good chance of achieving your goals. (from the book.)


My interperetation:
What I got from that is that it's 100% possible but you may only get so far and require assistance from an external force to move further. Be hesitant but know that they only wish to help you.

Overall that was fucking straightforward with you.

LOL

listen, fuckhead, he asked you a very direct question, what his next career will be....HOW MUCH MORE SPECIFIC CAN YOU GET??

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a88a91027...1du5o1_400.jpg

If he said "what kind of career path should I take?" that would be more direct.

There are no cards in the deck that say "COP, YOU SHOULD BE A COP" or "CARPENTER, JESUS CHRIST BE BOTH!"

How is "what should my next career path be?"

and

"what king of career path should i take"

ANY DIFFERENT???

Do you English?

Do you comprehend?

the fuck is wrong with you

these threads exist for the lulz

namix trying to clean up chyeahh threads like they are serious business next

jesus

relax, i was approaching it like "let people give it a shot legit if they want and debate it in another thread" at first

but word, its in the discussion forum, just wasnt thinking

Should:
(Linguistics / Grammar) the past tense of shall: used as an auxiliary verb to indicate that an action is considered by the speaker to be obligatory (you should go)

Kind:
(Linguistics / Grammar) Underlying character as a determinant of the class to which a thing belongs; nature or essence.

@Aesthetic...you mean Vikings who don't exist anymore....who died out, whose entire culture is now completely gone?

Yeah, good job faggot...also, learn history and you will see that the Viking attacks did not even slightly contribute to what you are referencing, the famine contributed, the civil war contributed...not the Vikings.

You aren't very intelligent.

Also, no thanks I wanna discuss it here...in a thread you made about this topic...so I'm gonna.

Why do you believe in such anal leakage?

Upright XI of spheres the apprentice.

The apprentice is your ideal associate: careful, attentive and always ready to listen and learn.(from the book.) This card holds much strength for your question and the following cards.

Reversed IX of moons the returning pope.

Upright is symbolic of material success being offered, but you may find it isolates you. Reversed we find this even more powerfully represented, as errors and imperfections underlie the positive aspects of honesty, loyalty, and freedom. Often speaking your mind will lead you to worst places than keeping silent.

I find the two of these cards to mirror each other rather remarkably. They both signify strength of intelligence and being humble about it; though the 2nd card signifies a lack of what's needed or aspired for. I sense you value materials slightly more than you do spirituality, maybe of course. Though this is not a necessarily a bad thing, you should do well to maintain a balance.

Reversed XIII of stars the Abbess.

Her presence in reading calls us to take stock of where we are and what we truly desire; whatever we think we have asked, there may be a deeper meaning that lies below the superficial question.


My interpretation:

From what I can tell it appears that you already are aware of your direction and how to do it. The only thing holding you back is the initiation of inertia; perhaps the clause is from monetary value or materialistic ideals. If you truly wish to make a maximized impact on the world, people need to see your personality and be awe inspired rather just from your future achievements, which we see direction from the first 2 cards.

I see that if you wish to maximize effect, maximize your personality so that you find a balance between being introverted and extroverted at the correct times. People will flock to the masses, but only a speaker; can bring more.

That was a really interesting question you asked me, and the translation was equivalent in my own eyes. I wish you the best of luck of your conquest.

No see, the other vikings died out. My family of heritage played smart, we took over a small part of Scotland after we were done fucking your wives of course, and built a castle to establish a monarchy.

But your evading the fact that I bodied your ancestors. Like savagely, like, we raped your women and burnt your villages, to the ground. We took your food, your boats and told you to head south. When you migrated to the next coastal village, you found that my kinsmen have just arrived and repeated what we did to you. There's much hate from the irish faggots, and reasonably so. Im curious on why your not affected by it like your wierd inbred family?

I forgot to mention, we founded dublin and moved down to the Galloway providence. So, the majority of your fucking culture; revolves around my bloodline. Faggot

No, you faggot, if you speak the Kings then you would know that it is a straight forward question. Tarrot cards are for faggots. Tarrot cards are for Aesthetic. Aesthetic = faggot.

Im disappointed in you.

This is why you should fucking clean the thread.

LOL

Clean sum dishes faggot.


Fuck ur wack thread.

Upright XII cock of the rapist clown.

His presence in reading calls us to take stock of where we are and what we truly desire; whatever we think we have asked, there may be a deeper meaning that lies below the superficial question. This card means you are a dumb faggot.

Reversed IV of crane the wailing cowgirl (which is an extremely rare card)

This represents gambling at a great deal of chance and hazard; the direct translation has been most commonly said like "You sense a growing uncertainty as the days tick by." Though is not necessarily a negative card; it has a lot to do with fate and destiny. This card also means you are a dumb faggot.

Reversed XIII baseball cap of the angry midget.

This usually is directed at difficult situations, whether it be emotional or external the meaning is generally the same. A difficult mission which you must transcend if you want to succeed. This card means you are a dumb faggot.

My interpretation:
Aesthetic, the last card was a little tricky because it had to do with the underlying theme of the people you surround yourself with. Though it makes more sense now that the interperetation is done. Depending on the career you choose, it will have it's setbacks and gambles but if you make friends with the people who are in the same path or wish for the same path you will be successful. It seems you are a dumb faggot.

You shit your pants in public. You look like a fucking ogre.

Clever

Lol@ u thinking u can hurt me with information i personally offered.

Id take a steaming shit on ur bitch mothers chest in public

Im not governed by ur remedial laws of privacy. Im a man. U are a coward. Of the dishroom variety

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o00 o000o0o @ this dish washing fagg0t thinkin i take sides




bro if were clowning a nigger ima be there fagg0t,




so u getting clowned - ima clown u dumbass




lol @ u thinkin were cool roflzzzzz we aint cool u mystic card swiping fagg0t

lol

"I'm smart!"

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I know your beating yourself up bro; dont tell anyone you know in real life. They may judge you.

You were obviously bullied in highschool and developed a... whats it called.. Inferiority complex?

lmaooo finish him...

Lololololol

I got you really mad.

I love it when I win.

This thread didn't go very good for you.

You probably shouldn't believe in magic, you little fairy.