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Not Dagel 02-14-2013 10:02 AM

Are you racist? Find out here!
 
Let's find out, shall we?

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

Ghost1 02-14-2013 10:18 AM

race trolling is remedial at best.

inb4 next thread is religion troll.

Boredom 02-14-2013 10:33 AM

For one the fact of not being able to answer 99% of these questions makes you un informed, not racist

And i think any race would sell out another race for world peace.

Sharp 02-14-2013 11:21 AM

shit troll is shit

but this ain't sitting right with me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Dagel (Post 17428)
6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...tyle-relay.jpg

Not Dagel 02-14-2013 11:35 AM

1/10 questions answered. That's still a failing grade.

Being uninformed is being uneducated which is a prerequisite to bigotry. Which is to say, it sure smells like racism in here, brah

Split 02-14-2013 11:46 AM

1) are you *politically correct? Find out here!!

2) chopsticks are dope

Not Dagel 02-14-2013 11:48 AM

Chop sticks are in fact dope. Use them with cheese puffs and you wind up with twice the fun and none of the mess.

That doesn't answer the question though you racist prick.

Flow 02-14-2013 11:52 AM

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.
air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.
Yoweri Kaguta MUSEVENI - President of Uganda
3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.
Society of Black Lawyers (SBL)
4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.
Ralph J. Bunche
5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?
Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?
This is stupid - 1970's Enith Brigitha won several Olympic medals (She was a swimmer)
7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?
Positive Discrimination (Which is what you mean by this) is still discrimination. Infact its worse. Its a coward way of having stupid opinions
8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?
Chopsticks were originally used as a way of cooking and passing food across. This then mutated as there culinary utensils instead of using knifes and forks which could be used for fighting. It is now a culture. Also as they are disposable there has been an increase since the sars outbreak.
9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?
Words only have power if you give them it. So yes. However it would be polite not too. Eg. I dont call you an annoying twat...oh wait I do.
10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?
James Earl Ray
And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?
No. I wouldn't trust they have the power of peace if they require slaves and therefore discrimination. There can be no peace if we arn't equals.

Not Dagel 02-14-2013 12:01 PM

Congratulations. You get an A+.

Everyone else fails.

Ghost1 02-14-2013 12:02 PM

LOL, damn, flo real went inn.

Flow 02-14-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 17465)
LOL, damn, flo real went inn.

Thats how I roll....BOOM

Hollywood 02-14-2013 12:18 PM

Flo is googlerific

Flow 02-14-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood (Post 17476)
Flo is googlerific

hahaha...Actually my man I only needed Google for the chop sticks one (that stumped me) and Enith Brigitha...

Don't be stealing my moment away with that Society one!! That was some first class ingenuity ;)

Ghost1 02-14-2013 12:26 PM

crollywood lookin like a sour little BITCH right now

Wise Wiggles 02-14-2013 12:27 PM

Whoever isn't racist is an idiot.

Wake up

Geno 02-14-2013 12:39 PM

I'm not racist, I'm racial.
O-block

Flow 02-14-2013 01:13 PM

You know... How racist is the society of black lawyers...pretty sure refusing someone entry because they white is racist.

Split 02-14-2013 01:24 PM

Ive considered joining BlackPeopleMeet

bleak 02-14-2013 01:25 PM

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

The traffic light, by some black guy.

Hollywood 02-14-2013 01:27 PM

WTF are you on Bags?

word @ Flo

I'm black and didn't know all the answers, lol

Ghost1 02-14-2013 01:56 PM

OH WORD CUZ IM ACTING SO OUT OF CHARACTER DMLF2E4IPFJ8234RH

Flow 02-14-2013 02:05 PM

@Bags was that out of "character" a very subtle pun?

Anjahl 02-14-2013 02:18 PM

So it's only possible to be racist towards black people?
Your racism is racist.

uh-oh 02-14-2013 02:19 PM

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

blues, rock and roll, every music ever basically.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

...

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

...


4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

...

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

general butt naked

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

i think the dude who set the benchpress record at the nfl combine was black. does that count?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

nay nigga

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

dumb reasons

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

wtf is that

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

some dude?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

no wtf? you can't cure diseases or plagues. they will always come back in various mutations. peace is impossible because we are apes. our economic woes will always be prevelant because we are apes. theyve done studies on chimps where they teach them to share and give them food. theyll give one chimp a bunch of bananas and mnm's and shit. he went about hiding 3/4 of it and only sharing a small portion. humans are the same. those in power keep a greedy handle on the majority and sprinkle the rest looking like a philantrhopist.

also i would kill the aliens

bleak 02-14-2013 02:23 PM

http://i.imgur.com/upDnSaZ.jpg

Split 02-14-2013 02:25 PM

kid on the right gets dressed by his mother still

Ghost1 02-14-2013 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 17539)
1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

blues, rock and roll, every music ever basically.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

...

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

...


4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

...

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

general butt naked

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

i think the dude who set the benchpress record at the nfl combine was black. does that count?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

nay nigga

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

dumb reasons

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

wtf is that

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

some dude?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

no wtf? you can't cure diseases or plagues. they will always come back in various mutations. peace is impossible because we are apes. our economic woes will always be prevelant because we are apes. theyve done studies on chimps where they teach them to share and give them food. theyll give one chimp a bunch of bananas and mnm's and shit. he went about hiding 3/4 of it and only sharing a small portion. humans are the same. those in power keep a greedy handle on the majority and sprinkle the rest looking like a philantrhopist.

also i would kill the aliens



HAHAHAHA, everything about this post was quality

Fig 02-14-2013 02:43 PM

Why are the majority of your questions black related? These questions reek of your own insecurities.

Anywho, I'll answer the ones I know

4) MLK
5) cheetas and spears and shit
6) well there are, but if i had to answer your question, I'd honestly say it's coincidence.
7) no.
8) chopsticks are a more efficient method of eating. They are basically an extension of your fingers.
9) yeah, i don't give a shit. So are nigger chink spic and kike
10) James Earl Ray

This is a totally contradicting situation, simply because the aliens coming in "peace" would create war amongst the population of earth. It'd be helter skelter for real, and since in this case, it'd be blacks against all other races, the blacks would die out. I don't know what happens then in relation with the aliens, but um... yeah

Not Dagel 02-14-2013 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative (Post 17552)
5) cheetas and spears and shit

Glad somebody stepped up with something funny.

Fucking Flo Diddly and his college educated ass.

It's Black History Month, mother fuckers.

Split 02-14-2013 02:49 PM

White guilt, widening the racial divide one reparation at a time!

Fig 02-14-2013 02:54 PM

White people have lost their sports, women, and word to black people. Nigger is a white mans word, no matter how you flip it.

Immaculate 02-14-2013 02:59 PM

Sup Zomb.

bleak 02-14-2013 03:04 PM

ya but white people are still white.

No matter how you flip it.

Split 02-14-2013 03:07 PM

An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it

Flow 02-14-2013 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Dagel (Post 17554)
Glad somebody stepped up with something funny.


Fucking Flo Diddly and his college educated ass.

It's Black History Month, mother fuckers.

Flo diddly doesn't appeciate having poor name flops thrown at him. @bleak great pic! Lol

Ghost1 02-14-2013 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 17564)
An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it


u dont flip an omelet. smh.

Fig 02-14-2013 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 17564)
An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it

Omelettes aint so hard.

Not Dagel 02-14-2013 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flo Real (Post 17567)
Flo diddly doesn't appeciate having poor name flops thrown at him. @bleak great pic! Lol

Are you Flo Serious? You're name is a pathetic weak rip of Flo Rida. Get original, get alpha, get gains, get paid, nigga what?

Flow 02-14-2013 04:38 PM

Sorry, am i right in think YOUR telling me about weak name flips.... Its not like im called NOT flo rider...

Oh an also - flo was my first true love...good anecdote actually. If you would partake in me rambling for a few minutes. It all started when.....

I had just lost my first tooth, i was ever so excited, my mother told me to put it under my pillow an this so called "tooth fairy" would leave me money. I knew it had to be real because my dad wouldnt allow me money for something so trivial. Anyways that night i woke to see this beutiful girl, after a brief pause of shock and once i had my bearings, i engaged in gentle "chit chat" with her. From that moment i knew i had met my soul mate. I told everyone about her but they would deny her existence. I vowed that i would make sure all knew flo was infact real... I realised the only way this could happen was to bide my time, waiting for the one moment, then it hit me! Become a text based rapper an name myself flo real!!! Then her name would...your a bellend if you read this ;)

Fig 02-14-2013 04:51 PM

Pics or it didn't happen


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