IF I CAN CONVINCE THIS MEDIUM SIZED 6 TO COME OVER AND FUCK ME I WILL RUN A FIGHT NIGHT TONITE...IF SHE DOESNT THEN I WILL BE SPENDING THEREMAINDER OF MY EVENING HAVING A NEWGIRL MARATHON. SHES SO QUIRKY!
 

Makes me think how much fun having a roomate would be again

Then i rmember that its gay as fuck an i hate muhfuckers.

Stfu faggot, I hope she comes there an sets u up
An robs u, u scum

Looooool. Im gonna fucking hit her like a man now b4 she leaves. BECAUSE OF U SCUMBAG. LET THAT BE ON UR CONSCIENCE.

Looks like no fight night tonight fellas

I meamt to inb4 that joke.


But srsly

Shes not coming. Fuck u faggots.

Good for her, I litterally feel bad for any girl that u fuck
What bitch wants that nasty flabby urine smelling onions an tuna fish breath on them
U dirt bag, bags

Zoey is bad af.

Bet that pussy pinker than the panther.

you should go to the chive meetup in HBG this weekend, i'm sure you'll get some kind of action.

The thought of you fornicating in general leaves me wanting to murder innocent woodland creatures.

Wahhh?

Where is it?

fed live

http://harrisburg.eventful.com/event...01-063207168-4

Damn son.....

Tomorrow is gonna be insane down there tho.....biggest drinking nite of the year.

you srs about new girls?

A TheChive meetup sounds so 2009.

damn nigga, you can't land a fat 6?

lolol

my ex is really into them. i think the charity work they do with the meet-ups are great, but the drinking / drama factor is really fucking lame. i've been to a few mini meet-ups here in MD...they are shit-fests.

Deadly serious about the newgirl.

Homo

Ill punch ur confederate face off u fucking swamp dwelling ring worm host.

Ill fornicate w/ ur corgi, hoss.

I will side kick your spleen out then stick a tire jack into your gap teeth and propel you to the moon then drop you into a kiddie pool full of aids dicks you dirt person. I loathe your existence.

Dont test me fuck boy.

dead @ ring worm tho

Its fools like you that drink the kool aid of liquid man dicks.

Nah, ringworm was still funnier

are those three completely 100% mismatched windows behind you?

You look like the face of psyduck on the body of snorlax. Dont let me raping your soul interupt your lesbian seagulls night and late night of crying into your lavender scented pillow u toad.

Lmao. The two big ones are....bit they have shades....one is lower....and that 3rd box is a small wicker orgizational folder box.

someone needs to convince the Amish architecture guild that electricity is real already. clearly mankind wasnt meant to coordinate feng shui with the family abacus, a farmers almanac and 300x butter churns

man why is veritas still posting here.. i thought you said you didnt need this V?

You have the decorating skills of a blind inuit.

@Mrs David Lama

V losing.

Have a long hard look at Bags' avatar and try not to laugh. Srs...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/117197511...pmago1_250.gif

Ironic.

truth..

Veritas' crazy, Gary Busey-ish rants were once funny but have become stale