ITT RAWNOLD MACMINIATURE HANDS EXPLAINS TO NC THE DETAILS OF HIS DOMESTIC CHARGE .... OVI RAWN DOES NOT HAVE FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP
 

This title was sposed to be longer but im doing something right now

Slightly pre occupied

Tho im sure we would all enjoy one of rawns ball of rawns

Why did u punch her?



How did she even notice?

U mustve kicked her.

But y/
?


One too many comments about the leafblower bandits side jobs?



But seriously. She cheated on u.

For shame.

U should by one of those hand wax machines then u can layer ur hands with layers of wax....itll make em.look bigger

Itll make u feel good.

No cheating occured

And I do not wish to disclose pending current litigation

It was not nice tho

Just FYI tho whoever calls the police in a domestic is safe, even if they r the true culprit

literally lold at

U should by one of those hand wax machines then u can layer ur hands with layers of wax....itll make em.look bigger


genius idea tbh

I thought you were playing nice bagsworth?

I AM THE EXCEPTION!!!

AND U KNOW THIS MASAAAIIIIII

this is not a mean thread?

I even offered solid advice towards the end


srs. tell us why u swung on a woman....

Rawn be beating on bitches. For shame.

Yo srsly

No hands were involved

I don't hit females

THE MICRO MACHINE MECHANIC STRIKES AGAIN

I surely would hope not.

Why don't u just go ahead & tell us what happened in detail tho?

It'll make u feel better dude, trust me.

Lol oh u kno I will

In time tho

This is to soon

Court in December...

If I dip, it'll b sooner

If I get locked, it'll b much later lol

WHATS THIS SCHMUCKS NAME?

BILLY CHRYSTAL?

Halfway there

congrats on the rape.

Rape is a total different charge
No codeman no natural

No woman no cry

k idc ne more. ur like an 11 year old girl... OH UR POAYING ATTENTION TO ME/?!??! HOW LONG CAN I MAKE IT LASST>>?? ASK ME ANYTHING! ILL NEVER TELL...UNLESS U DONT WANT TO KNOW.... THEN I WILL TELL, BUT IF U R MILDLY INTERESTED I WILL CLING TO THIS LAST REMNANT OF POTENTIAL FOCUS LIKE THE LAST MATCH IN THE 5TH ELEMENT,.V;JQEKNVPQNERWFNE[O

Rawn hit that bitch like a man. that's my word.

Lol no I'm not disclosing bc it would b a bad move bc this is a public forum

And again no hands, verbal

Rawn hit that bitch w/ a roundhouse kick

i will regail u with this one tidbit

it took wu week to a new level

no kung fu

r.i.p odb

rawn put dem baby hands on her

cops had the microscope out though

tiny bruises confirmed, rawn turtlenecked that bitch

thats a wrap

I knew you wouldnt last long

@bags

This is not a mean thread?


And i am not going to be marshall manners.....i think my thread yesterday may have been misinterpreted ....



Also


Deeeeead@tiny bruises confirmed....lololol

rawn and detour come from the same dojo

lol that is an insult to my prior training

i should not even dignify that with a response tbr

SEVERAL POINTS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP FOR THE DEFENSE OF OUR CLIENT. FIRSTLY, IT IS TRUE THAT G.C.’S HANDS ARE TOO SMALL AND HAVE TOO SMALL OF A COMBINED MASS TO CAUSE A NECESSARY FORCE RESULTING IN A NOTICEABLE INJURY. AT MOST THE LARGEST MARK THAT CAN BE CAUSED BY THESE TINY DIGITS IS A 2X2 PICOMETER BRUISE ONLY VISIBLE UNDER ELECTRON MICROSCOPE. WE ARE CONTACTING SOME EXPERTS ON THIS PHENOMENON TO PROVIDE TESTIMONY IN THE GRAND COURT. SECONDLY, WE KNOW THAT RAWN IS UNABLE AND INCAPABLE OF APPROACHING THE FEMALE SEX. THIS IS EVIDENT IN HIS AUTO-TRAIN RIDE STORY PRESENTED AS EVIDENCE MANY MONTHS AGO DURING AN UNRELATED OCULAR RAPE CHARGE. WE ARE CONSTRUCTING THE CASE DILIGENTLY AND TIRELESSLY.

lol, flawless

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmmmmaaaaoo

no shit