The cartilage in my ribcage is swollen
 

Yay.

were u being irish last night?

I...

Yes?

u need to learn to block better then

= /

Oh you meant fighting.

No I was not fighting.

then i need more symptoms to dx u

bc swollen ribs can mean nothing or a lot of things

is ur breathing labored? chest congested?

I didnt know that was possible
bet it feels great

gone

Is there also sand in your vagina?

Yep, best feeling ever.

intercostal cartilage from the ribs is the meat u eat when u eat ribs, fyi

Yes, I always keep some up there in case there's an emergency.

U should audition for a reed .gif then @Witty @anime_boners

Its a metaphor.

Ur breathing will be fucking labored if you don't shut your ugly fucking face.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW RAWN.

Lmao

but i can resolve all ur symptoms

well not really, but i can tell u what ails u

and then we can move for sand excision bc that can lead to an awful infection that rivals toxic shock

and could explain ur rash attitude

Lmaooooo

Yes my breathing is labored....I smoke a lot.

Yes my chest is congested...I smoke a lot.

I WONDER WHY THIS HAS HAPPENED.

It means it's hard for you to cough up the truth. your a fag. piece of fag I hope u drown on a pool of dildos die and go to fag hell where all the faggots go to cus there faggots faggot.

do you have back pain under ur scapulas?

Ehh.

What the fuck is a scapulas?

shoulder blades

Then just say shoulder blades...Jesus.

LMFAO.

Basicaly i think the worst case scenario a thread can have is to have its first post be from an eager rawnold maclonely.

I kno i persinally make threads an just hope the best for them.....but its a scary board....and any thread can be rawned on any given day....why cruel world....why/?

Bc scapula is a fun word to say?!?!

Now answer this is imperative for proper dx

Yeah I'm ok, thanks for asking.

What the fuck is a dx?

Diagnosis

Now I ask the questions u answer

B4 I write pt is being combative on Ur requisition form

I don't...

Stfu.

Like how much ok....?


If i pray do u think it will get worse?

Do u have pain under Ur shoulder blades?

Was that a no or I'm being combative no

Confused

My guess from Ur lack of answers n symptoms described and pt history reported is upper respiratory infection

However, if more symptoms r present the dx could b skewed another direction

you prolly got hurt suckin all that COCK

If you pray I think the world evaporates and aliens hatch out of our skulls.

Don't pray.

Finally a real doctor.

Thanks for the diagnosis.

I will cut back on cock.






Lol no I wont.

WITTY. NO. WITTY, DAS GAY

I n other news

A Dr I worked with just recently killed his wife cut off her fingers n decapitated her

Dumped her body in a sugar Cain field

Cops found the dead wife put Dr under surveillance

At which point he self-administered a drug od and died

I can link news article if requested

It's not gay if it isn't consensual...that makes it manly.