so speaking of dicks and faggot
 

Skipping the important heterosexual parts of the night

It was my (female) friends bday and we ended up in a gay club. We have a gay friend who was jokingly hitting on my lady at the beginning if the night. So I ran interference on his game at the gay club as retribution. To be fair he wasnt in dire need of getting laid.

Your move netcees. Let the best boarders at it

nobody "ends up" in a gay club


u just exposed urself fag

g0t

Are u guys begging get penis sucked? Anyway, no pussy for him, tha sucks.

Nobody laughs at anything you say.

U have no gay or femake friebds
He likes dick how does that affect him

got ya

LMAO@ur avy LMAOO don't worry hun I won't wife that.

DG, let me put my dick on ya forehead one time

i don't want ya pussy, just give me a headjob

quoted for future reference


u dun fucked up fagg0t

Dg look like she a sneeze away from popping a unicorn horn out that big as lumpy forehead... Dlb if you bend over and give her a stick face and she sneeze that forehead might be fucking you lil homie ... Shit ain't even a forehead it's a more head

Pent I got respect for your diversity, been their before homie... Gays are genuine and funny as fuck and on the real gay men are the best wing men

Kyzo the best trolls are the ones you can't tell if and when thier trolling ... Just some food for thought homie

u one of the few ppl i respect on here


but he aint trolling

It wasn't directed as kyzo being the troll it was directed at the undercover trolls whom attempt to befriend and then tear apart... That was the food for thought

Idgaf ppl is ppl. Im overplaying his role in the night cuz I thought the situation could of caused rofl responses on here. Oh well

@Frank Metts

i aint friends with no one fagg0t



but word

I mean if an openly gay man takes your girl you should pay homage and take fucking notes cause dude got Jesus shuttlesworth game

Like I said he did it in jest. Im omitting a lot of details from the night. He hit on her not took her. My game nor my bed skills are that weak. All that aside dude has the charisma of john stamos at his prime

Frank who's quote is that in your sig?

"It just feels like I'm so done with this shit I might as well wipe"

I never got done taking a shit and was like hmm I might as well wipe.

u know ur game is trash if an openly gay dude roams the world for dick and accidentally ends up in your girl's pussy

not saying that at pent up, just saying in general

I lold

Eminem of bad meets evil the song take from me ...


I live in a bubble, I struggle with the fame
Trouble as the pain grows double; give a fuck what you say
When my music you take so subtle, just to give it away
To people who don't even appreciate flows, mothafucka, I'm livid today
Cause I break my back to give you my art, you steal my thoughts
It's like driving a spike through my heart
You might not think it's that big of a deal to steal from me
But music is all I got
Aside from my daughters, not to sound like a martyr
But it's getting harder than I thought
To not just go crazy, trapped in this house, I'm about to just snap
Am I not deserving of what I got, did I not work for it?
Put it all in every record that I record
Well then please tell me why on this Earth
Lord does it keep happening, I keep rapping
But I wonder sometimes is it worth all the bullshit
Cause it feels like a down, there ain't no gettin up from
But I won't let it get me down, I won't succumb
I'm anything but glum, so fuck 'em!
They'll appreciate me when I'm gone; they'll say it was I'll, right?
The way I kill mics? But the way I feel right now
It just feels like I'm so done with this shit I might as well wipe
I have nothing else to give you, nothing left to contribute
Farewell I bid you, but before I go, my last gift to you
Ladies and gentlemen, Slaughterhouse I give you!

- Ok how do you know he wasn't in dire need of getting laid? Is that something he said or something that you inferred through your gaydar spidey senses?

- So the mix of people was your girlfriend, your female friend and a gay guy friend. Is the female friend primarily your gf's friend or primarily your friend?

- How did you end up with a gay friend? Under what circumstance did you guys get to know one another? Friend from childhood or did you meet him at the gay bar? Or was your female friend insistent on hooking you two up but never knew that you weren't gay?

There is a lot you're hiding bro, lets get to the bottom (no homo) of this.

I know a few openly gay dudes that have or do score pussy on the regular

They're openly Bi

Nah. Pretty sure there the ghey

Nah they're bi... If a heterosexual man gets dick on the regular he's bi and so forth.

Bi means they go both ways.

Is this seriously being discussed and dissected?

1) we are a tight knit group of friends for over a decade, sans my lady shes only 3 years in

2) I omitted a lot of things from the story including people not involved. It was a party of 11- 3 couples and 5 singles including the bday girl

3) I met them in middle school and no one knew he was gay thn, not even him (I guess). But he can pick up women and men equally easily

Edit to #1) because he has a steady lay he told us he had recently seen.

No he hasn't.

You will do absolutely nothing with it, all you do is call people faggots...that's it.

That's all you got.

witty is my bestfriend