itt i tell you why you suck as a writer
 

shoot

Yes.

Me

lets hear it brah

You constantly brag about all the HOF open mics you've written but you never write, and when you do sign into leagues you no show. If you do show, you write like Textcee V.2.1, Multi's Optional edition.

hi

@Witty

u have zero talent in writing pussy

except poems about being a fagg0t

Validate my self doubts

Lol have fun, use wanted this for how long now?

Shoot

You constantly no show. The only thing I've read from you is that one open mic I liked. But it had no rhymes. You're just like PancakeBrah except without the writing skills to back up his discussion prowess.

It's just because I'm better than everyone.

lol @ but it had no rhymes

I am better than you will ever be.

I have been asking you to prove me wrong.

Are you scared?

This topic is mostly for topical shits because that's what I write in. So I'm going to imagine what your Open Mics would be like. I imagine they would have a lot of cool rhymes but a generic as fuck rhyme scheme. Your content would be that of a 12th grader in a predominantly black high school where they graduate people just to get them out of the building.

lol

You are the exact opposite of the saying 'brevity is the soul of wit'. You use weird and complex language well and there are jewels in your verses but you're not confident enough to simply say what you're saying without fancying it up with Webster.com research.

You are the retarded version of Neighbor when you do swag and flow, if the retarded version of Neighbor was on life support and could only type by eye movement on an XBox controller. Your open mic audience is 5 year olds who can't read. If there were an infinite amount of Rawns typing for an infinite amount of time they would not be able to reproduce the letter H.

lol...

please tell me?

Try not to kill my ego too much.

I expected better

What would I be like if I lay my hand gripped with ink against the paper to compose of the poetic arts?

Probably as bad as I just made that sound, meh.

sup

BUT I beat you

Me.

Go ahead

you haven't read me enough. go on.

loll

Thanks, understood

Though all my language is organic/ home grown. I guess it does seem really stilted

Is that Akira?

I like your writing heaps bro. This topic is a maelstrom.

You're English, right? You post like Vulgar, Black, and Pent in discussion. Acting above. When in all reality you're obviously a cut below the top-top tier you think you're in. Your wording is great and your rhyming is strong but your own self worth makes you the poor man's version of the elite topicalist/open mic'er. You'll disagree with this, which only reinforces the accuracy of it.

be meaner/archaic want 2 laff more

Tetsuo Shima. from Akira, yea.

yezzir. lol @ categorizing my boarding habit. i half-agree. i'd given those you just mentioned, and others, their dues as writers and in so doing concede the superiority of their craft. i consider myself an elite open mic'er. i do not consider myself an elite topicalist. a semantic difference, perhaps.

apart from that, this was a solid psychoanalysis with what you were given. werd.

analyze me dammit!

Me too please

If the period didn't exist no one would think you are dope. Every one of your aliases is Cristian, and 99% of the board doesn't know what that means. Every one of your permutations writes with postcum on their hand from watching Eminem Vimeos. Boarding. Wise Ways literally jerks off to your verses, Orc likes them because liking them makes him feel smart, and everyone else follows because why not. You all write relatively the same way and emoji each other thinking it's ironic when in all reality people get it and just shrug. You guys are the Finn and Jake of textcees.

hahHAHAHAa. @BWHAHA @dull boy

cristian is commonly thrown around because he's (inaudible)

good !!!!! I analyze you later acting like you.

im sure you'll do a good job of it. as an admin, i will delete it if i feel offended.

the exclamation points !!!! are hilarious; we know you think you're smart.

which one is this? the model boxer who knows everyone in new york? or the depressed dad who writes great open mics? or the zany guy? or cristian!? i can't tell!

it's so interesting.

Something about paragraph form without propose punctuation