How to be black on the internet
 

>Register at Netcees
>Give yourself a username that doesn't make much sense
>Post pic from 2005
>Never under any circumstance post more than one pic, if called out for being fake use generic insult to bring into question the acusers sexuality, EG; "why you want to see a photo of another man faggot??" or "obv gayfaggot is obv".
>Further entrench your E-rep by telling other users you have stacks, nice car and a degree because why shouldn't you be more successful than every other member in every other category right?
>Self proclaim GOAT of everything from biggest dick to text record to boarding style
>Make thread saying Im leaving for good - must reply to every post in thread
>Return in 48 hours from text hiatous
>Make more threads on why you are the GOAT without actually having factual evidence of anything, because hey, they have no proof im black so why give them proof on anything else in life, right?
> You are now black and are free to move about the internet as you please

black avy? somechin I should know about?

Its notchin srs

thank heavchins

Mas avy needs more chyeah

lol some pretty good stuff.

Appreciated but most of the board members really want to be black so Im sure they weren't wanting to be trolled.

I am black.

aero a black man with a white dick

damn aero u gon let him challenge your niggerhood

Hi...

But some of you faggots would rather see a pic/video mag of another guy as opposed to getting Bodey, Immaculate and even Fresh to show their knockers...
You faggots troll chicks off this site because you want cocks only...
Smh...

Bye...

karaoke dropping the truth


lmao @ u mentioning fresh that dude aint a chick fagg0t

You want to see Fresh's knockers? Fresh was Frank Pilanza...

ITT

Karaoke wants to see mens nipples

Hi...

Frank was Cherry...
But no, you cant see my pics...

Bye...

Aero is a better pretend black male than you.

Hi...

That's not going to make me post them...

Bye...

U not even black tho. Smh.

Hi...

I keep telling you the same thing...
Hows your "son" doing?...

Bye...

He's doing great. Thanks.

I heard the irish are the niggers of Europe

but you're Scottish huh?

well I tried to help

Hi...

More lies...

Bye...

Ur a pathetic & stupid bastard.

No benefit from lying about something like that.. u dumb fucker.

What the heck! Anyway, smh

Lol I'm Irish.

And yeah we are known as the niggers of Europe.

Not sure why it took a country artist to make a song like this years ago



"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm much cooler online

This is true. Every female that's came here has left soon after. And immaculate was immaculate!!!

See

The problen with this is.....people that board like you...

Will find fault with either approach....

All of those girls got harrassed for pics too

And every person that boards at the lowly antagonistic level that karaoke does simply replied...OH LOL LOOK HOW DESPERATE U LAMES ARE...YA THRISTY AS FUCK TRYNNA GET SUM FAT BITCHES PICS OVER THE INTERNET.

lets just be completely realistic in saying that faggots like you will not be happy regardless.

bags is thirsty. karaoke is pathetic.

/thread.

Hi...

youre lame no matter what you do...
that shit is pretty much in your fucking genes faggot...
Youre saying that you asked for guys and girls pics like asking dudes for their pics is still ok as long as you asked some chicks for their shit too...
stfu...
I actually would've said "yo, its kinda ill that one of these cornballs got a fat bitch to show her titties on here"...
I would've actually looked at like that was some good game/troll...
You had a pic of a dude and his girl in your sig for mad long on some weirdo shit...
Youre a lame...

Bye...