How to seem like the cool guy when really your a 3 hour driving to chipotle steroid using the bradys cousin oliver haircut having faggot.
 

Hate on anything trending if you didnt start it by following the trend.

lulzroflzlmfaowooooooo

powder smack

In that one pic he looked like the little crossed eyed boy from the Dennis the menace movie who got his apple took

Do you guys ever discuss NCs in person? Srs

No I just dislike low level boarding.

I got the fade currently.

Want to do a flex off, less fat but still fat Metts brother? I can send you nudes if you want.

Oh yea the twice a month I get to see my bro in person its all we can talk about.

No, not ever


Omg autocorrect gave me a common .. Have a heart attack and shut the fuck up

Joe am I still one of your favorite boarders or did my post in this topic calling you overweight make you not like my boarding? I remember you got mad at me for thinking I wrote a sarcastic response to you once, even though it was innocuous.

I like Joe Metts. Seems like a cool dude. Frank gets on my nerves sometimes with his constant paragraphring and earnestness.

Dont hate me cause I seized a high level boarding opportunity and capitalized.


Thats how consistency is built over 10 years.

In my drunken state I thought Frank made this thread because Joe rarely posts in here.

I stand by my rebuttal but redact the 'less fat Metts brother' portion.

The roast like quality made me think it was Frank.

Fat kids love cake.


Corny I know and cake gives me belly aches in reality but the phrase works here.

I was just wondering

Jesus

Feels like its been asked as many times as you and sharp nine have been confused for eachother.

Their not the same person ?

this thread woulda been so much better if it were about diode

Metts bros sassy tonite

looool

yo earthquake ya ready to catch bonzi on that wrestling collab

dont get powerbombed fat man, that ring'll cave like I just jackknifed the giant

Are we dissing eachother or just flexing?

Its a battle royal big john stud

Dont get superkicked over the ropes

Pancake is the joint best boarder here.

How does that feel?

Does it hurt?

Pancake might be the best but Bags and Fig are becoming my favorites.

Yeah that's accurate.

That's why I said joint.

Where am I on your guys lists?

Quite high, I like your sense of humour.

I will destroy you all. step if you dare.

I am stepping.

I have stepped.

The step has been taken.

and just as fast as the liquid courage helped you step, just as fast you are destroyed.

You ever heard a wolf howl? @Witty

Veritas, you know I see you.

I know what you are doing.

Better than anyone.

I like you.

STAY RELEVANT AND AVOID TAGGING, TWITCHY

GIVE YOURSELF AN HONORARY BLACK BELT IN LOW LEVEL BOARDING TO ADD TO THE COLLECTION

YOUR BEARD IS PUBIC HAIRS

Yes.