for all the homies in college...
 

how u approach a girl that's in your class?

esp one that's an hr and a half of straight men bashing feminist views, help a brotha out, i took it simply for my major and credit hrs. thought it would be useful but its a class that reminds me men aint shit in women's eyes and women do every single thing in their eyes

i dig this one girl, i think she's cute, got potential wifey status, she looks kinda shy
but there's a reason she's in a feminist class

how do i approach? young dlb not gifted w/ flirting during class
my swag comes out when im roaming the school and chilling

Tell her you can give her 4 orgasms in a row.

1. print out a dick pic
2. walk up to her before class
3. SLAM dick pic on desk
4. profit

She's probably a lesbian.

my method will still work

ahaaa at asking for girl advice on a text battle forum.

don't be a pussy and ask her to go for coffee or something obviously..

mainly, just don't be a pussy

Or do, if she is a lesbian.

I got you man, all you gotta do walk up to her as smooth as can be, then lean over and whisper in her ear, "you know how I know we're having sex tonight?...

...

... because I'm stronger than you..."

Then stroll off, the seed will be planted

if you have to ask for advice it's not worth it in the first place.

shit comes natural or it doesn't come at all.

im not even some sloot slayer with good game. but if you come at a girl with a strategy devised from netcees you've already lost.

don't try too hard. what comes to you, comes to you.

totally what pancake said
but otherwise, the dick pic method

I like figs gameplan actually.

Mostly the part with the rape....when u rape her.

who the fuck are u faggot

hop out my thread, this is some shit that doesnt pertain to u
simply asking a question

Given that she is a feminist, rape will probably remind her of her father.

Lmfao

Dick pic ftw

lol nah just needed an idea and some ppl will troll this but i just aint tryna come off as a lazy bum ass nigga or offend her cause real talk, feminism is as dumb to me as religion is cause its not my cup of tea

jut because you are a man doesn't mean you can't respect feminism
I mean women couldn't vote at first and shit, they still get paid less for the same jobs, etc
but on the real, I find if you just time it so you are leaving class at the same time you can just slide up to her and be like what's up, mention something pertaining to the class, like ask her if she understood some shit the teacher was saying or whatever. open up te conversation and she'll make it apparent real quick if she's interested

Feminism is super dumb.

lmao i got the # of a chick on mill ave by using her as practice tbh, Arizona is a state of hoes
and destro, i was thinking of doing that. but my homie does that shit and comes off on some stalker shit, like he two seconds away from a 911 call and an appearance on how to catch a predator

DLB boarding at lowley depths as of late.

I have faith young grasshopper, your comeup starts now.

Call Bags a faggot and we will go from there.

lmao idc about boarding right now, chill w/ that internet popularity shit
ill go to HLB when i feel

I said call Bags a faggot.

Now.

You have NEVER even lightly caressed HLB status...never.

and u beg for that status g, every time ppl forget ur a fat faggot who made his weight loss into a netcee g documentary

u beg for attention, ur the faggot who does rapper accents for a net mag b. ur the white d. omen

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Im the last of the HLBoardicans

U are corny black faggit who hates his skin color and takes feminism classes in college to escalate the estrogen in ur vagina, whilst cowering at ur desk racking ur mind on how to talk to a girl......then logging into netcees to teach u how to be a fucking man.

Its not something that can be taught.

Its far too late.

U are going to be a virgin until u die a cowardly uncle tom death in a puddle of ur own regret.

Fucking nerd.

ask her if ejaculating in her throat empowers her.

the fuck son, you gotta ask?

that wasnt even remotely lulz, u just said what u said in previous threads before i said id put feet on ya daughter and u ran like the pussy u are. u cant even talk shit to sound or strik cause u spend ya father-daughter time leaving her to be babysat by DG so u can troll NC. u dont know shit about being a man u greasy slob. im still waiting for u to fly to AZ, so i can slap the accents off of u

So were.just gonna have fantasy time now?

Everything im saying are facts.

Im never going to come to AZ and you are never going to come to PA

Leave that angle go. Its a.cheap scape goat.

And if you feal that ibe said similar things to you in the past.....well.....its probably because they are true...and a cause for concern..

The fact that u are black.....and hate black people is truly pathetic. U are ashamed of your own race.

U are a virgin.

I GUARANTEE u never been inside of a vagina.

U cant even approach a girl....by your own admission....but yet were sposed to believe young ether is out here slaying punani like a true g?

What world do u live in?

Inb4 DLBs fantasyland continuez

keep it real, ill come to PA and split you in half. the admission is u wont come to AZ cause ur shook. buy me a ticket and send me your residence and ill do as i say, otherwise u are living ur dream of having ppl give u attention.

& no, u obv read this on some stupid shit. i said idk how to approach a bitch in a feminist class. u act like bitches are attracted to your double chin, greasy stature and nerdy e-thug glamour g. u dont even actively participate on NC anymore, u are just a disc forum junkie. your a loser who tries to brag about hitting the gym now even though u barely do any weights for a workout. keep reachin before u get diabetes

They teach feminism classes? I bet that class is a bitch.

yeah its for like women studies

im majoring in music engineering/music in general and had to take a humanitaries class i believe and i thought it would
be cool by its name, turns out to be a feminist class

Ok....

So....u are.going to continue to beat hushes angke to death i see

Let me.clear this up for u.

Im not a spoon fed whitebread spic who lives at home woth my mommie....so i dont hand money out to strangers on the internet.

Now

LOOOOOOOL@

"Ur fat an dumb am u dont even lift alot if weights"

Young ether with the killer quips!

Now i can see why ur the self proclaimed troll king!

Thats u rigjt.......

And as far as participation on the site?

LNAO wtf are u talking about

Some1 link me to a dlb battle?

I just wrote a battle a week ago.....

U on here questioning my participation?!??!!? Lmao u gettin desperate as fuck.

Lets talk about participation

I ran the entire site out.of the grave by myself when lama died the first time

U modded the nbl for one week

And ran it into the fucking ground.








And ive fucked.more bitches then u. Punched more heads off. Won more text battles. And i board harder then u.

U are an insignificant faggit. Stop coming here.

ITT

HEY BROS

ITS ME DLB

IM TAKIN CLASSES ON HOW TO BE A PUSSY

HAS ANY1 EVER TALKED TO A GURL!?!?

HELP ME!

LoL

lol @ i ran the NBL into the ground. give me an exact estimation on where i was a bad mod as u continue to live in the past like u do shit around here fat boy

u wanna talk HLB, u arent even top 10 g. ur boarding has always been subpar "show me some love" boarding. u try to trendset by dickriding ppl. u score like kendrick perkins and im like monte ellis g. ur not shit to me, if u wanna end this shit, dont post in my direction. u want net beef, send me ya location and a confirmed ticket and its poppin in ya state. fuck that troll shit, man up b. u supposed to be the old mature gent, u act like a 10 yr old sitewide. u couldnt run 20 lbs off of u, let alone a site by yourself. be real

HEY

ITT

BAGS IS THE WHITE D OMEN

SOME OF U MAY NOT GET THAT REFERENCE BECAUSE IT AN OBSCURE INTERNET INSIDE JOKE TI AN OLD LONGBAR CHARACTER

BUT ITS THE LULZ

CUZ IM THE TROLL KING

ITT DOB IS IN DENIAL

HE COMPLETELY RAN THE NBL INTO THE GROUND BECUASE HES A QUITTER

ALSO AS AN IRRELEVANT FAGGIT NO1 WANTED TO SHOW FOR BATTLES CUZ THEY DONT CARE ABOUT WHO HE IS.

ITT

HEY IM BAGS

TRYING TO BE RELEVANT

WONT MEET DLB UP BUT HES A PUSSY

I BARELY GRADUATED HS AFTER COPYING, NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE

FEED ME MOAR ATTENTION GUISE

ITT

I WILL POST IN UR DIRECTION UNTIL U RETURN THOSE MUSTARD GREEN SKINNY JEANS TO THE LOCAL CHARITY THRIFT SHOP

ITT

THIS MILKDUD STILL TRYNNA CLING TI THE FIGHT ME ANGLE CUZ HES LOST ALL GROUND

BAGS

I

TYPE

LikE this

TO

MAKE IT FEEL

LIKE IM SAYING SOMETHING RELEVANT

BUT IT

LOOKS LIKE IM

JUST PRESSING KEYS

fAGGOt