No fap November
 

You fat ugly faggots wouldn't dare step up to the challenge

@Malachi knock out the extra porn tab you have open next to NC and board with real men


I'm on 1 day and already a little depressed, but I'm standing strong, just gotta keep wise ways and his siggy on ignore for a bit

bhahahhahaha
I lose

Wtf no!

Fuck u

I will not.

But wait?

Why.

Wiuld u.

No never.

Does sex count? Are u aloud ti have sex?

Why?

absolutely. That's the best way to be successful in this particular challenge.

And there are many reasons to do this
my favorite being the Katrina level load you drown your girl in.

i can do this

its not all that to me anymore
i dont even careeeeeeeeee

10 Internet bucks says mal don't go 3 days without flicking his string bean

i probably do it once a week now

and then i just do it just to do it
cause hey theres nothing better to do

i can totally go a month

see you guys december

I just lost

lmao

a month starting like 4 minutes ago? i'm up for the challenge. Shouldnt be bad.
Faggot roommate refuses to have the door closed

All I know is I'm guna have a lot more socks to use

fig is mvp

Longest I ever went without jerking it was like 4 days

That 4th day though, just lookin at a girl that was somewhat decent from across the street made me pre cum

My sex drive is too high for this shit

LOOOL

Wake me up when November ends

lmfao hahah u aint neva lied

Fools.

Veritas.

I make a point to have sex daily, but of course it doesn't always work out like that. Some weeks it's every day multiple times, others it's once a week. Usually it works out to 4-5 days a week, we both work a lot etc etc. Interestingly enough, I've found that I jerk it more when I'm having sex more frequently, and when those droughts happen I'm not as likely to jerk it. Idk

I've gone 3-4 months one time.

When I finally beat it, it wasn't even all that :(

In the words of a Taken quote..

Good luck..

fuck this

Lol

FUCK YOU!

Longest ever been was 3 weeks
It was like a hose when I released. Never again lol.

Nahhh

Real talk: If I go a week without releasing the valve, I wake up all gooey. I think my body just isn't used to storage.

I just saw one of those saucy Carls Jr. commercials where a hot bitch seductively eats a burger

AND BOY DID IT MAKE ME HUNGRY

Fig, don't put your dick in a burger.

Get married. Have all the sex you want.

But if you are going to put your dick in a burger, videotape it for the Internet.

To make it a real challenge you should watch porn and see how you hold up.

Hold up. That didn't sound right.

NSFW


















http://home.cogeco.ca/~jgilker3/Avatars/McPussy.JPG

Wat if ya fuck but jerk it ta bust on her face or summin? Do that count as fappin

Have a baby, work 40+ a week and get married ... You'll go months without a palm abortion and not even think about it ... I can't tell you the last time I white knuckled the main vein

I'll bust in my sleep after about 2 weeks of no ejaculation.. I'll wake up to myself cumming & just finish it off & go back to sleep.

Iono, I can't hold it for too long.. & that first nut isn't even that glorious tbh... but the SECOND NUT is spectacular for some reason.

I broke a record when I was like 12-13 in Gma's basement during the whole TRL/MTV explosion of the mid-late 90's.. Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra/Mariah Carey/Toni Braxton days.

I prolly came 50 times in a 24 hr. period, & my meat was florescent red & the glans was bleeding.. I was basically just shooting air.

I couldn't possibly cum that much these days.. I'd die.

Just watched Bella Donna......Fap Free Feb?

I don't understand why anyone would agree to this.

I may not do it over the next month, I don't know, I don't plan it, it is natural like pooping or pissing...if it needs to happen it will happen.

Stop trying to control my nut sack fig.

This board would be a disaster if everyone kept all that inside themselves.