I feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys
 

Won $150 in blackjack while blacked out, apparently. All I remember is blacking in and laying on my bed looking at a lamp for an hour before falling back asleep. I drove back to my apartment after going to BDubs earlier in the night to go out with with the roommate, buzzed. I was trying to get to a gas station through a back street and accidentally pulled into a park's park lot only to see a cop waiting there, lights off, looking for speedsters or whatever the fuck cops do. I parked for 5 minutes, pretending I was sending a text since you can't text and drive here, then drove away. I was so nervous omg. Didn't drive after that though. Teehee.

I woke this morning at an angle, my head on the floor and my lower body still in bed.

I stayed like that for a while, reading.

ITT: OP creates a thread with no potential.

That's very mean.

You two aren't friends?

Masaii's butthurt because I said he isn't funny and now he follows me around to threads. It's a shame, Witty.

Just calling a spade a spade

I give lulz where due to any boarder, faggot or otherwise.

Double post

Sup fox

That is a shame.

John Lennon would not be happy.

Pancake! I roflz at your anecdote amd I glad you didnt kill yourself buddy lolololz!

Sup man.

Yknow how it is winter here and everything is all shitty, is it really hot and stuff in Australia?

I heard someone say he stayed in Australia with some random family for a while and on Christmas day they had a bbq on the beach.

I dunno if he was just a big fat liar face tho, can you confirm of that is a thing or no?

Yeah thats common practice. Summer is Dec-Feb here. Beaches are the go to or parks for family picnic. Summer temp usually ranges from 27/35 degrees celcius. There is normally about 3 days at around 42 degrees where it feels like your skin is on fire.

That wouldn't feel right...what about snowmen?

:(

@PancakeBrah did you keep the money you won?

I have never won anything, cept like stupid shit.

Ive only seen snow once

Wtf.

This is really sad.

You wanna come to my house for Christmas?

I like potatoes. Could work.


Youre Irish right?

Yes sir. Started with $100 ended with $250. Plus the roommate owes me like $100 from bets and paid my tab. Pure profit!

Have you guys seen those tomatoes that grow off potatoes?

No? Real talk im growing potatoes at home IRL. Theyre coming along nicely. I am proud.

damn, that's a successful blackout

one of my boys from college always would get that 'blackout gaze' in his eyes, but was always 100% functional, and would end up going off on his own, and waking up having lost like 600-800 dollars between bars and Harrahs

making any money while blacked out is clutch as fuck, well done sir

That shit is mindblowing having grown up in upstate newyork

I remember in 92 & 93 the snow was up to my chest

I blacked out once

after 15 shots of some nasty bourbon eww yucky

I saved a girl from getting raped or somethin, then I sucked on her boob

gewd time

I thought so but a fellow board member has since revealed that I am actually Scottish.

I know, it was a shock to me too.

Scottish people are ok tho...they have...skirts, and red hair...that's ok too, I can be Scottish if I have to be, I guess....


I hate being Scottish.

:(

Hello.

One time I found £20.

Hello Darryl

has life fucked you in the ass yet?

I'm jealous cuz u didn't take me j/k glad u had fun <3

that texting shit is so lucky man

i would have never thought of that, i wouldve drove off over the curb and been in jail today.

but yo its good to see you accumulating funds. i don't want that 100 dollars you're gonna owe me in a couple months affect you

I found 100 dollars once and spent it on ecstasy

umph

I blacked out once.
I was partying with my mate and his gf at a club in Sydney, pilling off our faces
THey asked me to come out to the car to snort some lines of speed, and the
after having the lines told me, "hey, we're going home to fuck" so I was like well
I'm not coming I've just snorted speed and I'm pilling off my face!
Went back to the club and drank shit loads, and shit loads talking to heaps of strangers.
Then its 6'oclock in the morning and I'm getting out of a cab at the beach??

Multiple times.

My flatulence is no longer audible.

+1 for highbrow buttsex/fart joke.

why is this in rhyme format r u rhyming

Hello Darth Yoda.

Sunday, brah.

Josh Gordon about to go offfffff


Barkevious Mingo is going to ruin Joe Flacco's day.

Joe Haden vs. an offense with only one real WR? oh no.