ITT: WRITE ME A 500 WORD ESSAY PROVING TO ME WHY YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE AND I WILL GRADE IT AND REFUTE IT IF POSSIBLE
 

FOR SRS. GO ALL YOU BIG MINDS HERE ON THIS SITE:

everything already happened.

We already died

We still have free will. We do whatever it is we want to do

Its just that we don't realize that we have already made our choices

to have fun

504 words. I apologize for going over the limit.

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you are close.

F-

k my turn

ppl are like alive cuz hjearts.. if u watch doctor show ppl die if heart stop beat...i hear mine now go boom boom..boom boom..dat mean = alive. hence forth my concluscion... i am alive......if i was dead by deifneintion..mean i wudnt be move....so therefore in further noti.ce....certain got a a++ cause by dinfenfiotn. ..he is alive and wrote! if u want 2 grade based on ur ideals dat r not in dis world then u get da f- mister...lmao u wrong..we win.. a++ hand outz!!!!! and if u want 2 giv eus f- then go 2 websters and change deifntino. ...mr"professor" ..... !!!!!

owned i win again. u not gud at this lozl

u suck bro quit

SILENCE YOU MIDRANGE DEVIL!

now I clearly stated in the other thread, you are dead though you yet breath.


you get the F- for not understanding. for not exhbiting enough intelligence to understand the question, but then again you will bow on that day and confess. remember the future.

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shouldn't it be "breathe"??

wtf is you yet breath? did you still this from the bible bro?

Fetus.

Ask me another.

none of you really know anything..is this not obvious.

500 words...prove to me that you are alive.

I will refute your words. if possible.

go....

I got it right, though.

wrong. if you do not even understand the question, how doth you go on to reason you have it's proper answer?

We are alive to praise the name of The Lord God.

AERO IS CLOSEST SO FAR.....PLEASE EXPOUND 500 WORD ESSAY.

God made us for his glory. He created the angels for his glory & praise. God has a huge ego that needs to be satiated. Once Lucifer was kicked out of heaven and a third of the angels went with him God saw it fit to make man. He insulted Lucifer by making man from the ground to show that he will get his glory. God is king, he allowed Lucifer to be prince of the earth but God's queen is the church and a queen is above a prince. God allowed life for his glory. He even took it further saying if humans won't worship me I'll have the rocks cry out and worship me.

God wants to be glorified. That's why he uses small people to deliver huge results so that you know it had to be the work of God ie Moses, David w Goliath etc.

That's the theological POV anyway.

C-

On the rights track but didn't amswer the question.

I think the question needs to be more specific then.

ill continue to exist regardless of whether i write a 500 word essay or not, and so will you. There is no notion that existence is centered around. That's why the best thing we can describe it as is existence. It all boils down to being.

Ok.....you may be breathing but you are not living....refute this statement.

I can't refute it, only reject it. I define the terms of my own existence, not yours.

Vote: Split

F


next?

I concur, people are existing but arent alive

The question needs to be reworded because how can you prove why you're alive if the why is because of the proof?

I'm alive because of my creator. How do I prove my creator exist because there is existence.

Perhaps you should see the real question here aero...

That being what is the difference between being alive and living?

There is also an answer explanation for it on another angle as well.

There technically is no difference and no nuance. If you are alive then you are living.

F

A+

I will post it up when I'm done if not joking.

You are showing a lack of critical thinking and inability to access blooms taxonomy on a higher level.

Plus you are foolishly arguing your incorrect statement with your intellectual superior.

F still.

What is the difference between being a troll and truly trolling?

I'll post a real essay not joking.

If you are trying to troll you are not. The greatest trolls are not trolls.

C+ question.

Helps your gpa.

By all means do so.