Week 5 chat and predictions
 

Season 2

Hi, all. We're returning to picture topics this week, with the theme being colors. You can use the color however you'd like in your verse, so be creative. We have our first championship match, too. Here's our matchups:

Title Match: Certain (4-0) vs. Mr. J (3-1)
Just Write (3-0) vs. Vividlyvague (3-1)
Zenland (2-2) vs. YDK (2-2)
Frank (2-2) vs. Innovator (2-2)
Vulgar (2-0) vs. Lexicon (1-1)
Adonis (2-1) vs. Mike Wrecka (1-3)
PancakeBrah (1-1) vs. breathless (1-2)
King Ra. (1-2) vs. symetrik (0-1)
Split Eight (0-1) vs. Lucifer (0-0)
Dominate (0-0) vs. TYSON (0-0)

Yes, Lucifer is the writer formerly known as Genocide.

And here are last week's results:

Zenland (2-2) beats King Ra. (1-2) 6-5
Adonis (2-1) beats Clutter Buck (1-1) 8-6
YDK (2-2) beats Mike Wrecka (1-3) 4-3
breathless (1-2) beats symetrik (0-1) 6-2
Mr. J (3-1) beats patrown (2-2) 5-0
Just Write (3-0) beats Objective (2-1) 6-0
Certain (4-0) beats Vividlyvague (3-1) 5-0
NYCSPITZ (2-2) and Frank (2-2) both fail to meet line limit
Lexicon (1-1) beats Storyteller (0-1) by no-show
PancakeBrah (1-1) beats Improvise (0-1) by no-show
Innovator (2-2) beats Scripter (1-3) by no-show

Aha first to post lol

Second. World's greatest underachiever. Ftw.

Im going to bed, give me a good picture guys I feel inspired to tell a story no slick rick

@Adonis we battled last season and you won because you're a cocksucking piece of shit. And your verse was good. Mostly because you're a cocksucker though.

And breathless go fuck yourself you dumbdick turd faced fuck mouth. I don't even know you and you tell me to get the cock outta my cunt!? Take the cock outta my cunt!? You better be glad I'm peaceful or I'd e-fight you dawg. Wit cha ole stankin ass.

It was actually meant to be an inoffensive razz because you were being whiny about thinking you had the inferior verse, and I voted for you, shitbiscuits

And it was actually "your" cock, outta "your" cunt... As to imply hermaphroditism

Did you think that message was really trying to be offensive and that I really didn't like you? What are you a girl or something? And when did I whine? Seriously.

Now I don't like you. Congratulations faggot.

No
No
Don't make me quote em
That escalated quite quickly...

Jesus crabapples, are you also a frank alias?

Calm down, guys.

@Certain, i gotta run can you finish up the matchups. i think you get the idea of what im doing here


if not ill get at the rest in a few hours

Done. Matchups have been edited into the OP here, too, so get your predictions in!

Since you're new here I'll understand that you don't understand my sense of humor so I forgive you for being offended by what I said. The rest of the league understand and ignores me 90 percent of the time. What I don't understand is how I "whined" and bitched at you for voting for me. Seriously. I was asleep when you voted and all I said was if I lose by one vote again ill be pissed since that happened last week too. So I ask again, what are you talking about?

Ah, nah, I didn't mean you were bitching about me voting for you, and that one thing about losing by 1 vote was what I was going to quote...
Regardless though, i think we probly both misunderstood eachother's humor, totally didn't mean to come off dickish

I just learned a new word.

Wan me to use it inna semtanmce here it go.

Breathless stop being dickish bro.

Ha!

Zen your coming off a bit assholish man

adding ish and ed to things has opened up the english language to an acceptable level of usefulishness

And really, blank, colored squares for topics? or is my computer broken? (btw, i now have pc access instead of just phoneternet so i will be more active)
if it is blank colors, that's straight, i can work with that, just wanted to make sure before i started writing

Yes, colored squares. I think every color is pretty evocative of something or another.

Ama ask one of franks alias' s what he would write in this instance.

Lol I was just joking at first then I got irritated. No harm done @breathless I know it's hard to hear sarcasm when reading shit. My apologies. I love everybody.

I'm not doing match previews in the mag, so:

Title Match: Certain (4-0) vs. Mr. J (3-1)
Happy hunting.

Just Write (3-0) vs. Vividlyvague (3-1)
Their styles are very, very different, and this is a clear-cut contender for battle of the week.

Zenland (2-2) vs. YDK (2-2)
Zenland killed it last week. I'd love to see YDK pin him against a very lucid story, though.

Frank (2-2) vs. Innovator (2-2)
He's probably mad about last week, right?

Vulgar (2-0) vs. Lexicon (1-1)
In another potential match of the week, Vulgar is scary while Lexicon probably still has some rust.

PancakeBrah (1-1) vs. breathless (1-2)
I predict this will be one of the shorter battles of the week, but that's absolutely not a knock on quality.

King Ra. (1-2) vs. symetrik (0-1)
I have to say I thought symetrik had a pretty nice debut. But Ra has drawn short straw and needs to win now.

Split Eight (0-1) vs. Lucifer (0-0)
Yet another great battle pits two open mic veterans. I'm giving Genocide the edge.

Dominate (0-0) vs. TYSON (0-0)
I've never read an open mic or topical verse from either, but Dominate is a solid battler.

Frank. ..I swear to god I will win

@Certain why wouldn't I be in the title match? We're the only undefeated people in the league. I'm not one to complain but I think that's kinda bullshit. Now that I got that out you won't hear any more from me about it... just sayin I've grown up playing competitive sports so I know how match-ups work.

@Mike Wrecka made the matchups. He has a formula based on strength of schedule. It's based on wins and meant to encourage people to participate in more weeks.

If you win this week, you'll get your title shot.

No worries bro, I'm really not one to complain, you won't hear anything else about it. Just had to put my thoughts out there. Good luck in your match @Certain

Lol tell me why I clicked refresh on my phone like 4 times trying to get my picture to reload haha

Ha. Yes, that's a black box. (CC: @Vividlyvague)

its all good, no hate... but, i ain't apologizing, fuck that, that shit's for the French

Colored blocks tho? The moon, a red block, topic pickers are slacking hard yo

Honestly the topics are cool because colors make us feel certain emotions just by looking at them. The problem will be I think will be voters saying "What does this verse have to do with green? or blue?" etc. But I don't give a fuck about that and that it'll actually be a pretty dope week.

Moodring manifesto

My tittle

I guess we just signed me out huh??
@Certain @Mike Wrecka

Not down for a 3way but I dropped ample votes and won. Thanks for the bye week. Sure it was an accident but id rather not do a 3way

I apologize. That's on me. But we may have a suitable solution.

quote of the week.

WHO THE FUCK PICKED THOSE BORING ASS COLORS???????????

NIGGAS NEVER HAD THE CRAYOLA 64 PACK!!!???

YO COLORS HAVE COME A LONG WAY. SAD TO SEE THE CREATIVITY STIFLE LIKE THAT!!!!!

http://www.theboxdepot.com/images/st...box-colors.jpg

fuck around and I'll make ya famous

You got Pistachio. Go nuts.

Title Match: Certain (4-0) vs. Mr. J (3-1)
Just Write (3-0) vs. Vividlyvague (3-1)
Zenland (2-2) vs. YDK (2-2)
Frank (2-2) vs. Innovator (2-2)
Vulgar (2-0) vs. Lexicon (1-1)
PancakeBrah (1-1) vs. breathless (1-2)
King Ra. (1-2) vs. symetrik (0-1)
Split Eight (0-1) vs. Lucifer (0-0)
Dominate (0-0) vs. TYSON (0-0)

He can have my spot

If not I'll show

What your heart beating for? U scared!!!