ITT STATE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS FOR GOD-TIER STATUS
 

VERITAS
1. highly successful in real life for real
2. Unfuckwittable in warring with words
3. Keeps it real
4. Troll master without trolling.

You can only achieve status if approved by the GAWDS.

1. I'm not homeless.
2. I read stuff so I'm ejumacated.
3. I act on here exactly how I act in real life.
4. And if I wasn't me, I'd wanna hang out with myself.

2 degrees, my own shop, clothing brand and an extensive graphic design portfolio.

ALL AROUND BOSS, RUNS SHIT, NEW HOUSE AND SWIVEL CHAIR, BLOW JOBS ON THE REG

I'M GOOD

Inb4 Aero

Applications pending

I hope I qualify.

1. Extensive study and practice of the philosophic work of Veritas master knowledge
2. Initiated in the mysteries of the Atlantean Masters
3. Black belt in the Art of Wing Chun & Tai Jitsu

RA: tell me the location of at least 3 portals

I Leave links e i champ fucini titles and beltà in Ann Division or League i creep With ill record producers and i Own there stabiesi One right by the Bach for doga the other in the inner city for birds and the Third in th fcking country for cattle

I Also fucini caught a black pussy cat On My boy James back i Own two cara rive Bank Accounts One Apartment and Four houses

Denied.

Macchu Picchu (Peru), Stonehenge (England), GIZA (Egypt).

Who Not CUZ im inside ya Women's womb And stroking her leg and her tits poked out and her pussies Purring

Real gods dont send applications.

Everyone just knows.

I'm the gold standard of God status

There is a difference.

That's cool.

Youre joe.

True He a bigshot in your Book Then teenwolf One of the flamin homos to look out for

Nobody here is this

I feel pretty aligned with you on 3 out of 4

but i wouldnt know if im a troll master or not because im that good at not deliberately doing it ;)

Youre doing it right

Reminds me of that episode in Criminal Minds where the main antagonist aggressively shouts "I am God!", before blowing himself and his fellow students to bits. Analysis assumes that this delusional and false ideology was the only way in which he felt a sense of power, making up for his real-world inadequacies and overall irrelevance. He was afraid that he was normal, that he wasn't special.