If netcees were madden what do you think your player rating would be ?
 

And just for kicks feel free to rate your friends and enemy's alike


Even madden screws these things up so don't feel bad when you think your Eli getting an 97 in madden 13 when really your probably an 89

I still laugh at them always keeping Revis at 99 ovr
I would be like, a free agent wanting 5 mil a year and a 71 OVR

I'd be an 89 placekicker.

I'd start as 75 at wr cuz I'm outta shape right now

But as the season progressed n get back into my athletic prime I'd be up in the high/low 90's

Out of shape starting wr at 75 lololol.
more like 58

I've got great hands so that makes up for it

60

95 as a running back...my strengths are speed, agility, break tackle an field vision...my weaknesses are likely upper body strength an pass blocking...

Sigh
no one knows how madden works

ITT people do not understand art

Also

Roflfofl @ detour and tom sparks. Keep dreaming fellas

Bags be a 3 an position is the field goal post
His highlight would be gettin dunked on once in a while

I played running back before...I was pretty good...stop hating an give me my just dues BRAH...

Idgaf

It's a video game.. Er'ything is exaggerated

99 overall obv

Not in Madden.

So you think you'd warrant a 95 rating in madden at running back. You think that.

You, sir, are an idiot

I was more talking about applying your writing skills to a madden rating

5% of this board is probably physically active and most that have had sports related injuries were probably torn thumb ligaments from gaming

Lack of strength and poor pass blocking wouldnt warrant a 95 ovr. Even with the rest of the mention stats at 99. Not even close

MUST.....BE.......COOL......

Infinity.

Writing skill probably 99. Physically, I'm not a nfl build. nor have I played madden. I'm not really good at football either. But if we were to take account physicality on the overall umph of the board, I bench 225 for about 6, probably less now. I don't really run 40s. I max a very high squat. I do boxing, I run 8 miles fairly fast, and I do about 600 sit ups a day. I'm not a gym rat either. I just like sparring and heavy bagging. Also my speedbag is insane. idk idc I probably like a 79. football wise I'm like a 44 or so. idk how fit you guys are. but in writing I max out but I got different strength to get me 99 same with bwhaha and dull boy, black, oats and certain.

How do you pick a position for your writing?

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and Bruno mars

im dlbrandon marshall

I would be a 43 as a pulling guard because that's the position I currently play, and although I'm good on my team, I'm skinny as fuck, but my technique would fuck your moms ass.

Itt every 1 that posted in this thread is fucking retarded?

This couldve been a moderately funny thread.

Its still finny...but in a pathetic way....because of what u posted and tbe interpretation of the OP that made u think to post it also.

Generally i dislike all of the people on this board. This thread is a testament towards my feelings in that regard.

Lol at some of ya harkening back to yall pee wee football days

I was an above average left guard mostly because I was huge for my age. Changed to Tight End because it took four of those tiny bitches to slow me to a stop. Fourth grade nigga

We got retards here I swear

My mom hangs my text verses on the fridge
Fuck your life

tbh I thought he meant in terms of being a forum poster not actual football stats...given that he's referring to actual football stats I'd obviously be a 97 at least...

MUST FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF!!!

THEY WILL FEAR ME! OR ELSE!!! FEAR ME!!!!

Like 76?

I don't even know what that means, other people were just picking numbers so I picked a number.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS.

I feel really left out.

nah u ain't got no rating b

u always gon be the NE Coach of madden, u cheat like Belicheck did w/ that Spygate shit except u ain't winning

Completely honest here

This is literally ur least funny account uve ever made/used

Nkt one lol has been created.

MUST.....NOT...LET...THAT ASSHOLE BEAT ME AGAIN....MUST NOT SHOW HIM HE HURTS ME!!!! MUST MAKE THE LESSER BEINGS FEAR ME!

i'm like a 99 punter

sorta beat me to my joke

i need to read threads before coming in stoned like i'm a genius