ITT: Em Stans will quote hot Em lines from him post-2003
 

waiting....

I guess that's why they call it window pane
you'll never ketchup to the energy that I mustard
get it? calm batman?

there's too many to quote reallly

i heard better ketchup mustard lines from 2 chainz

continue

Stick my dick in a circle but I'm not fucking around, mothafucka

The whole seduction track = flames tbh

Oh, and
I came to coc block like a sqaure fuckin chicken

Full of myself but I'm still hungry

That's pre 03, not post.. rite? @ak

To ever sh-shock the world, what to do next
He's already reconciled with his ex [reversed], a chainsaw and an axe
Jump a bitch's desk, strangle her neck
While we have sex while Bill Clinton plays the sax
I sprays the vex, yeah bring Shady on back
The maniac of rap, devil baby on crack
Resurrect, I never left, baby I'm bad
I've gone mad, my comrade Dre-zy automatically
He says I'm too broke to fix, way beyond that
I may be off drugs, but it's made me off track
In fact, this right here very well could be the last rap
I ever do spit, I'll never do shit, that's that
Fuck it I quit, suck on a dick, jackass
I'm done with this wack ass rap, kiss my black ass

Lol read the title wrong fixed it

all i seen is wack corny shit tbh

is this his best lines?

ur nuts cashews if u don't recognize the hot fiya

kiss my black ass


see the wordplay?

corny as fuck and wack

still waiting...

suck my dick on the couch if u wanna cushion the blow

Dead @ the window pain line

Well played Des

thats decent

beyond could word that better, good god

Tearible but not rippable, invincible, I hung invisible
Fuckin' mistletoe, over the world and stuck my ass up under it
Now pucker up them lips and kiss it hoes, here we go
Bad and Evil, so you know how this'll go
The competition's miserable, we stomp them bitches, this is no, joke
Goin' overboard, like someone threw us off the boat, choke
Cough from all the smoke I'm tryna stay on fire
So you know if I hate fuckin' water-sprinklers I don't love the hose
Someone let the cat out the bag, now it's time to stuff his face
Back in that bitch, smother that little mothafucka 'til it suffocates
Who? You! Had long enough of a wait
Why are they tryin' to be so secretive bad and evil is reunited hey!
Came back to annihilate the game's in dire straights,
As I await, word of Satan as I drop,
Fall to my knees before this Ouija board,
And I pray, now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I'm sleepin' now imagine if I awake
I'm champ bitch, I'll never taste the canvas
Could never be no damn wuss or pussy, never mooshy, so you can't squoosh
No way near toosh in fact if I jump out a bush
These sneak attack's the only way I say I ambush
Outlandish these words are weapons that I brandish
Standoffish the hoes, keep your hands off this
Can't top it, so what the fuck would I sugarcoat it for?
Law, fuck protocol, I'd holla at this ho, but now my throat is sore

Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

lmao

Lol at window pane
there was a line with that i remember frm back in like 05 in text
'open your throat like a window cuz you're a pane in the neck'

I eat rappers with the rhyme, consume 'em
The only fucking thing that you consume is time
I'm super human, my world is like a Rubik's cube
It's too complex girl, you assuming, cupids looming
My mentality's caveman stupid woman
My life is Truman show, all I have is music hoe
I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago
So pretend my dick is a balloon and blow
Cause you better put a fork in it if you think I'm a lay here just spooning yo
Oh you think you the shit 'cause I just said you was beautiful
Diabolical, till the last molecule, down to my last hair follicle and cuticle
Rotten to the core, to the bunghole all the way down to my soul, from my head to my toe...
Ever since I was thirteen I learned how to sew, so shut my own booty hole
Cause I ain't took no shit since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow
I told these stupid hoes when I come back I'm a set this bitch on fire
And this time I don't mean I'm a pour gasoline on some chick and light her
Cause this time when I fuck this world I'm put my whole God-damn dick inside her
I ain't even put my tip in that hoe yet
I'm go get Nickel and try to rip it wider

mad corny shit

Quote anything good, anywhere, any artist, post 2003? Just curious what u consider good

this a thread for all u stans and eminem nuthuggers

I lost alittle respect for u dlb, esp since u even said 2chainz in this thread

i lost respect for u admitting your a eminem stan itt

read the title of this thread again

what?

he'll lift the whole liquor counter up cause he's raising the bar

Death had respect before?

Cool ur respect would not be a good look any way

idc about your respect

i dont respect any em stan or jay z stan for single handedly ruining hip hop

Lmaoo yea cuz ppl like em an he will go down an goat it ruined hiphop
Not the wack shit nowadays right?

I only listen to jedi mind tricks fab em lox dipset an a team ol school shit
all the new shit is wack an ruining hip hop

Jay Z and Em are ruining rap? I did not know that. You learn something new everyday.

@Death do you like Drake

Never respected u I jus ingnored u

jay z is garbage tbhova

eminem not goat

he not registered in the top 20 if mmlp 2 is wack

jay z slowly ruining being the actual goat with this decade slump of garbo tbh

if u cant respect that your fav artist is falling off, i cant respect u. u dudes swear relapse and recovery was dope, i dont argue opinions. but fact is dude fell off completely and is corny

jay z and em was goat around early 2000s. then both became trash and proved hip-hop wont progress and most fans come off as dickriders

I never hear anyone arguing that Relapse is dope tbh. Recovery was dope imo.

Retard lvl confirmed
And u come off as a supreme hater