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Take me under your wing
@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

This is acceptable to me.

Alright ill accept your friend request

Good.

U will join my friends list along eith the.likes of gamble..... and thats the only person who ever accepted my request

......

srs?

i meant on fb

Did u get an invite from.me on fb?

DID U SEND IT?

NO U FUCKING WEORDO I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK. STOP TRYNNA REVERSE TYSON ME.

DONT FUCKING RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME YOU COCK SUCKING DICK GARGLING PENIS SNORTING FAGGOT> DONT MAKE ME HURT U FRIEND.
well anyways

srsly tho i need yo help

Lol.....

Sup

so i like this girl right

Go on.........

im trying to text her but she is obv playing hard to get
and since u the itallion stallion that u are and obv have equisite taste in women i was hoping u could guide me

Post ur previous text convos with her so i kno which avenue to guide u down.....

whats with the fucking 10 periods in ever post
i dont know how to post them here

just imagine a bunch of questions and on her side some ohs and yea and byes and

A bunch if questions?

Lmao


Whatd u ask.this bitch?

I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up
whats her goals in life
has she ever ate peanut butter and cheese
what is her goals and dreams in life? etc

do u see the problem bags?

I see it

U lost her w the peanut butter n chz question

Wtf did u ask her what her goals in life were for!?!?

.......

Actually tho.....what did she say?

I saw it

I was like, oh! I see it, and then I saw it



we should tell him

i was trying to build conversation

she said...why u wanna know?

i said idk

she said

your weird...

its delicious

el oh fuckin el

LOL.

Word.....that was kind of an odd ice breaker.....

How well do u kno this girl...........?

Gone lmao

well i look at her all the time in geometry pre ap class

id say pretty well

Malachi got that "im mentally unstable" game. My nigga learnin from da best

Lmfao @look at, and knowing well

I have this asian guy who says nigga more than me as my wing man

good move?

This has to be a troll lnfao

im actually very srs

Deaaaaaath

Malachi u are all over the place. We need to focus.

Yes of course the asian nigga guy is a good move. Obv.

U need to skip that chit chat tho....as apparently that is not ur strong suit....gone@ what r ur life goals.....bahhaah.

Are u aloud to have girls at ur house?

no i srs think my parent think i will fornicate
esp well u know

Malachi after asking what she wabts to be when she grows up u should say u want to be first blk pres...she will think ur eccentric

i am foreigner i cant be the president

lying is never the way to a womens heart muff

Did she give u her number or did u get it from some school paper n text her?

Rawn shut the fuck up...you ruining this thread

i got it while she was alone in the hallway
thought she was gon say no at first but ya boi had that u dont say yes i may hurt myself face on

gets em errytime