Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime?
 

Super serious. For science.

I say poops.

Boners ftw

Boners.

I keep track.

I enjoy each thoroughly.

I used to jerk off during family movie night as a young Cake.

Do semi's count?

okay, but guise

think about how long it takes to start consistently getting boners. Like 9? 9
at that point, youve had nine years of a consistent 2 poops a day ( thats a fair average)
and then you get boners consistently until your like what... 50? 60? 70? idk, but the point is, there are two spots in your life where the boners arent as regular, while poops stay consistent through your lifetime

#scienceftw

If you wouldnt wanna stand up in the middle of class with it, I'd say that's a good rule of thumb

I have a hard time standing up without a boner...

Morning wood is a thing. No one here wakes up to a bed full of morning shit. Well, possibly Des

The ole tuck under ur belt n fuck ur belly button technique bro. The world will never know

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?


I think poops win, but it's close

I personally jam it inwards until it looks like a black mans navel

LOL

but seriously, poops, guys. I'd take an afterschool dookie over morning wood any day

U guys take two shits a day? Loose booty ass niggas

university food is vicious

lol has anyone ever takin a colon cleanse pill? Rofllllll alien poop on deckkkkkk

in America we call those burrito supremes

No but I've seen people that have.

Runnin to the bathroom every 5 minutes just to release, it seems horrid

I'm not even sure how much good it does

Took three shits before noon two days ago.

# of boners > # of shits, still.

I boned hard, early. Jerked off in family rooms during dinner making time.

I blew my load n for the life of me i cant find where the jism went. I momentarily had my eyes closed

Split just had me dying on two posts for real.

Yo it's 2-2

don't lose interest in my poop and weiner thread guise, plz

Qfe

Here's the important question: Are we counting semi-erections? I don't get full-on hard very often, only if I'm about to have sex, jerking off or in a completely inappropriate place while having thoughts about how naughty that coworker would be in bed.

I cleared this up earlier in the thread, cmon now

if you got on some loose basketball shorts, and the teacher calls you to the front of the class, would you be comfortable. If not, then it's too much

This discussion has spiraled out of control

I'm summoning Cthulhu to thread for imminent destruction

Go back to your beard thread buddy

men are talking... about poo, and weiners

Wear pants like an adult.

Or assless chaps

like a fucking God

Thefuuuuck. Dat eyeball

Lmaooo

Fig top 10 right now

Infants can get boners though..

but also, I turd it up like 2 times a day... so Iono.. it is very close..

........................................what

trust me.. changing my son's diapers I've encountered it..

usually I'd just be like. fold that shit back up let him get regular.. give him some privacy lol.. but it definitely can happen.

I feel like u get alot more boners in ur teen to 50s

But u shit like crazy for the first few years of life......consistently till u cant get boners anymore.....then u shit like crazy again....hence diapers again


Shits win

Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

the circle of life

It's actually the breast pump infomercials.

HUMAN MALES WILL HAVE A FAR GREATER NUMBER OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN ME. STOP LYING ABOUT NUMBER OF ERECTIONS YOU GET IN ME.

This brought me back

I get so many boners in you, and you know there's no reason to lie

in fact, I have a boner in you... right now