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Obey 01-30-2013 10:43 PM

Would you eat a tiny piece of shit
 
for 10 thousand dollars

uh-oh 01-30-2013 10:46 PM

absolutely

next question

Sharp 01-30-2013 10:47 PM

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-con...-fail-gifs.gif

this some bleak-tier threadmaking

all love bleak

Badweather 01-30-2013 10:49 PM

Lmao @ that gif


And uh-oh knows what the fuck he's talking about

Obey 01-30-2013 10:50 PM

lmao with chuck and piss on it for an extra 5

uh-oh 01-30-2013 10:55 PM

not sure what chuck is but a tiny piece of shit to me is like a big pill. i would gulp it down and not think about it. i would eat an average human log for 20 g's maybe less honestly, if i could actually physically do it without throwing up.

Obey 01-30-2013 10:59 PM

seriously people do anything for money, I was helping a bro a few weeks back over the holidays at a nursery and dude gets slave treatment for 100 bucks a day lol I quit at lunch

TYSON 01-30-2013 11:01 PM

No

Camp Bell 01-30-2013 11:01 PM

dead @ "for maybe less" LMAOOOO

Allen Knight 01-30-2013 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 9327)
not sure what chuck is but a tiny piece of shit to me is like a big pill. i would gulp it down and not think about it. i would eat an average human log for 20 g's maybe less honestly, if i could actually physically do it without throwing up.

Lmaooo uh-oh a G, straight up

Strikta 01-30-2013 11:07 PM

I might could do it for 50-100k.. but I'd wanna be able to choose who it came from.

Badweather 01-30-2013 11:28 PM

Lmfao @ average human log



I draw the line at anything big enough to require chewing. Fuck around and seriously get cholera that way. After the hospital visit, antibiotics, probitics, blood tests, iv fluids, and monitoring you'd be short at least 10 grand.

Dope girl 01-30-2013 11:29 PM

This thread sick, Nobody does that unless they really wants money.

Plot 01-30-2013 11:39 PM

dafuq

voidformula 01-30-2013 11:55 PM

I'd be down. Fuck, if it was a smaller sized turd I'd eat that shit for a grand.

Split 01-31-2013 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 9321)
absolutely

next question

^

TYSON 01-31-2013 12:26 AM

I forgot its a bunch of ass eater here so its to be expected. Nasty motherfuckers

uh-oh 01-31-2013 12:29 AM

IM BROKE SON

i'll cut off a toe for 10 stacks


your acting like we picked the question he asked or something or like we'd enjoy eating the shit.

TYSON 01-31-2013 12:35 AM

For money??? U would degrade yourself that low for some fucking cash. U risk your health throw away all self respect for grands? That stupid and shows u have no boundary towards what u would do for cash. Its sick bro. Fuck money I'm broke too.

TYSON 01-31-2013 12:38 AM

Yea I know its a question and u didn't just want to but damn bro. Would I drink piss to survive yes ,even if it is a myth, cause its for my survival. My life.

Malachi 01-31-2013 12:40 AM

I wouldnt do it, fuckin nasty not even for a milli id have to be doped up or some shit

voidformula 01-31-2013 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TYSON (Post 9388)
For money??? U would degrade yourself that low for some fucking cash. U risk your health throw away all self respect for grands? That stupid and shows u have no boundary towards what u would do for cash. Its sick bro. Fuck money I'm broke too.

Who knows, maybe it actually tastes good, just smells bad. Only one way to find out...

Plot 01-31-2013 12:47 AM

Actually it would not be that bad for you, animals eat shit all day, and so do we in terms of junk food and chemicals.
In actual fact you would be suprised how much actual shit yuo have eaten in your life. Plus your body is a fucking biological engine designed to break-down shit, catching cholera from eating a little piece of pooh is absurd.
disgusting tho, i wouldnt do it.

TYSON 01-31-2013 12:54 AM

Not bad for your health??? If fags get aids from each other from butt sex how the fuck u gon say it safe lol. And dogs can get parvo from eating cat shit so the animal case is wrong.

uh-oh 01-31-2013 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TYSON (Post 9389)
Yea I know its a question and u didn't just want to but damn bro. Would I drink piss to survive yes ,even if it is a myth, cause its for my survival. My life.

you need money to survive in this world

Strikta 01-31-2013 01:35 AM

http://www.gagbay.com/images/2012/02..._cup-34704.jpg

I lol'd at this.

Swerve 01-31-2013 02:03 AM

Some typical bacteria in human feces can be potentially fatal.

I'd drink my own piss for a grand easy though.

Joe Metts 01-31-2013 03:35 AM

I don't think i could physically eat a piece of shit.

Egg salad makes me gag lol

Scott Akers 01-31-2013 05:12 AM

I would eat a diarrhea bowl for 50k.

Atheist 01-31-2013 07:08 AM

The thought of it makes me wretch, could i use a slice of bread to attempt to mask it, if not then no chance

Split 01-31-2013 07:12 AM

Perhaps stirred into a finely prepared Mac and cheese with sriracha sauce

Witty 01-31-2013 11:40 AM

I eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

Bodey 01-31-2013 03:27 PM

ha i just laughed at the title of this thread. yo, it's funny cuz i asked one of my fellow employees at work if they would take a gulp of the bucket that we pour all the drinks and shit in when we're bussing, for 100,000 dollars. and they're like ew no..

and i was so disappointed. hell yeah, that gulp is disgusting but in reality it's just a bunch of different drinks mixed together. for 100,000 dollars, they wont do it? what a jip lol

TYSON 01-31-2013 03:34 PM

U didn't answer the question bodie

God Of War 01-31-2013 03:42 PM

fuck no, i wouldnt do that shit for 100 grand either. eating shit or drinking piss is different then offing someone rofl . the offing someone question i can see but not eating shit

Bodey 01-31-2013 09:52 PM

lol i dont think i'd ever be able to take any amount of shit and put it in my mouth, chew it, and swallow it. unless you had 100 trillion dollars in cash in front of me, i wouldnt eat it. and even then, after i get the trillion dollars, i'll have to explain to my parents why i have that much money now:

mom... dad... i've taken it upon myself to eat a small amount of shit

Ghost1 01-31-2013 10:04 PM

10k is questinable......but dudes/bodie sayin not even for 100k, a mil, a tril! ?!?!?

Foh

Id do it for 50k

uh-oh 01-31-2013 10:37 PM

its a tiny piece of shit.

when i think tiny, im thinking small. i would throw it deep into my mouth pause and swallow pause.

no chewing. its 10k in seconds

and if you get sick and die from a tiny turd nugget. you were meant to die.

Anonymous 01-31-2013 11:00 PM

If it was small enough to be able to swallow without chewing, I would do that immediately.
That would be the easiest 10 grand of all time.
Anyone who says they wouldn't do it is either lieing or stupid.

Scott Akers 01-31-2013 11:01 PM

come on idiots its a tiny peace of shit, it might taste good you never know, hell you can even add some steak sauce or something on it.


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