My favorite thing on here
 

is when people that I've beaten multiple times with little effort call me wack
does that make you feel better about sucking?
here's the new rule. if you have never beaten someone, you can't call them wack.
seems fair, yes?
butthurt faggots.

Woah you r fired up today!

haha does that seem fired up?
I'm just making a point

DES GOIN IN

SHOTS FIRED

LOG OFF. RETURN TO ME. YOU ARE TOO INVESTED.

LOL. point taken

People who are not good at things still can recognize when someone else is not good at things. I have no idea if you're any good. I've never read anything you've written. But I disagree with your premise.

My favorite threads are those ones where people in glass houses suddenly find themselves frazzled over an internet messageboard comment, when they're pushing 40, and start throwing stones.

Just saying.

Certain thinks he's so superior with his even keeled and level headed logic. What a lame-o

BE WHAT YOU SPEAK, NEVER SPEAK WHAT YOU BE. NOW LOG OFF. RETURN TO ME.

I find it hard to believe that you've actually beaten anyone.

I find it hard to believe your body still creates moisture

I find it hard to believe that people like miracle whip

I do not, all my moisture is provided by Dove moisturizing lotion.

Why do we have to go through this everytime?

I find it hard to believe they canceled robert from everybody loves raymonds sitcom

I find it hard to believe it's not butter.

youre all fucking wack!!!

No u

I also like being called whack even though I don't battle! :)

@REAL LIFE

I thought the answer to the title was gonna be witty's fox :(

Witty want to talk about stuff in here?

Sure, do you like turtles?

I LIKE TEWWWTEWWS

tosh had that little shit on a few seasons ago

I dunno what any of those words mean bro :(

No. Why? Do you?

When was the last time you engaged in coitus?

with a turtle?

I think they are ok, they live to be really old, that's pretty cool.

I had coitus 9 days ago, it was quite fun but I found my mind drifting onto the topic of global warming. I am in favour of it.

I don't like penguins, you see.

Nah, tried but she just wants to be friends :(

Was it just a bad lay or do you have so much coitus that its almost passe and your mind becomes bored?

I do hate them, what have they ever done that is so great?

They were in a few movies and all of a sudden they are God's fucking gift to humanity.

They can all go get eaten by...

What eats penguins?

My mind is always on bigger things pancake, most of my day is done on auto pilot while I explore the universe in my mind.

True story.

Have you had coitus as of late?

Its been two weeks. I am an introvert and generally despise people. But I mounted her blossom and face fucked her mouth. I enjoyed that.

Niggas know my name I don't deal with subliminals.

I despise people too, they are all just awful.

She sounds like a class act, you should pretend you have no time for her so that she will fall in love with you and then you get everything.

Everything.

Unless it was a one night thing, in which case God is angry at you, but I am proud so fuck what God thinks.

Who are you?

It was a magical night of alcoholism and strangers.

What is Ireland's government structure? Is there dissatisfaction? And truly; how alcoholic is the average Irishman?

I have no idea lol Northern Ireland is part of Great Britain, the south is a Republic, I would rather be part of the Repiblic but apparently nobody cares what I think, I have written many letters.

The average Irishman is not an alcoholic in Ireland, we all drink a lot so to be considered an alcoholic here you really have to be dedicated to the cause. I am pretty sure we drink much more than most people in the world, I think that's why nobody here cares about stereotypes and shit, cuz most of them are pretty accurate tbh.

What's the cause of that alcoholism? The famine?