Two people this week seem to think I have a mancrush on them.
 

Henceforth; if I quote a post of yours or reply to a post of yours, I have a man crush on you and want to bear your children.

I hope that clears up any future confusion.

you will be taught for your insolence

the bears can smell the menstruation

<3

this thread is actually kind of on topic for something i've been feeling lately

i love all you guys in a bro homo type of way, but it makes me uncomfortable when i post some random thoughts and everyone instead of continuing talking or engaging in the diverse and expansive topic i am presenting, takes the time to just lick my balls and scratch my back.

i appreciate the love. but yo

basically i feel i get too much love. someone should spar wits with me sometimes and not just co sign. i understand everything i say is right, but you guys can play devils advocates sometimes.

pancake was one of the first to openly speak on my greatness so he gets a pass. as do all of you. even rawn.

just so you guys know it makes me uncomfy

proceed

Mike I posted that lol! We should become man crushes.

we are all bros here

Good point.

What's funny for me, though, is both posters made that man crush thought when I disagreed with them or was hostile. I enjoyed it both times, laughed, and then fell more in love.

Pancake I've noticed you've gotten awfully confident with your boarding skills as though you can waste board space with pointless threads and people will flock to them. Your boarding is on the decline definitely. Too much exposure

I agree, @Aero. I peaked roughly 6 months ago. I've said this before in another topic but I purposely post topics I think are dumb and useless just to see how many posts they will generate. Sharp eye, and I appreciate the honesty.

I do think I'll eventually catch a second wind for boarding, life's got me down a bit and it coincides with my lower level boarding. So when the Cakester gets a come up I'm sure I'll return to my previous prowess.

@uh oh

I dont.give a fuck about anything u ever post about ever.

Ur presentation is amusing to me tho.

If i read.something an i like it....i like to let that person kno....

But i dont actually participate in ur threads because.i think the topics are stupid.

Tbcancer.

There are alot of bandwagon fags here

But there's only one pedophile.

fixed

You are mentally ill. That isna fact. And I have beem genuinely concerned about you

Two more have presented their selves

Have you bought that plane ticket?

Yeah uh oh is pretty over rated. The dude is a mebtally ill mechanic and some of yall act like he is the oracle from the matrix....which probably explains why your lives are the panacea of excellence actually.

Smfh

I enjoy uh oh because he's honest. You can tell he's speaking from his mind, no edits, in every post. He represents a large portion of society with how he thinks but couches his statements in such a way that a real personality shows. People can think he's trolling or he's "dumb" but I view him as a sort of slum poet. My only qualm is he regurgitates Joe Rogan very obviously at points. But that's about it. He's not a persona. It's like a real person posting among all the bullshit personas on here.

Ok I will buy that....so whats your excuse?

have you diagnosed me yet?

maybe im just further evolved from you?

like you are a stupid filthy damned dirty ape

we're both bald and have beards. i got some pretty epic tits tho. i got these foot locker T's, they used to be dope. remember when tall tee's were a thing? well i liked those type of t shirts. not the tall long dresses, but back then foot locker used thicker shit, with the sturdy neck that wouldnt bacon and crinkle and roll. i needed some new plain t shirts so i sent a fat woman i fornicate with to pick me up some with birthday money my grandmother sent me. she brought them back and foot locker changed. these are like the skinny jeans of t-shirts. they are some weird stretchy cotton and are tight fitting and thin. from certain angles i have excellent pec's and look like a body builder. from another angle its like wtf i can't go outside with this on. i got titties

but then i remember I COULD BODY ANY OF YOU

and i put on a hoody and a hat to hide my bald fat shame and eat gas station hot dogs on the way to work

Explain.

I'm sure this will lead to a lengthy back and forth with no real solution.

Fuck u.

I have felt totally indifferent to your boarding habits @uh-oh

However, if it makes you feel better, I will began to be enraged by you

reply plz

yo i dont get the joe rogan shit

QUOTE IT

he bites me religiously. whenever i have a unique thought he spews it haphazardly on his podcast that i havent listened to in awhile

but it makes sense because there for like a year i listened to that weird little man way too much. i got like 250 deep before finally calling it quits on listening to every episode. got tired of him repeating himself to guests i don't care about.

Word. I quit listening a year or so ago. The main thing that brought that up was you said something in another topic about floating on a planet as living beings or something. Sounded similar to floating monkeys in space.

like

You're so ahead of the game cake

when I grow up, I want to be your dad, so I can watch you grow alongside me

lmao WORD

i stole his wording on that fosho

the hurtling through space on a rock part

BUT IT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT WE ARE BLASTING THROUGH SPACE ON A ROCK THO

You're a sarcastic meanie.

As a cautionary tale, it doesn't lead to success. I had such high hopes for you.

LOL

Damn!

I will pm my.lols to u.from now.on. :)

First off suck my huge dick. Second shut up. you are nothing bc you choose to be nothing...which makes me want to crescent kick your neck broke. You are not more evolved than me......the sad truth is you are just lazy.

we are locked in a slightly elliptical gravitational orbit with our solar system's star for another couple billion years barring an impact event of tremendous size.

where is your anger coming from?

you say i am nothing, but to me, i am everything. who is correct?

i would also crescent catch your crescent kick and monkey wrench you right in the tailbone you soft headed french descendant

will the sun expand and devour us before then? i heard we got 5 million years. maybe it was billion. until the sun expands enough to burn earth to space ash.

lemme go back in my twitter timeline i think neil dagod tyson said something

edit

"In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day"

was billion

approx 5.5 billion until red dwarf based on current calculations / theories.

there is an outside chance that doesn't happen and/or the blowoff pushes us back into a habitable zone.

i mean we would all be dead but earth could survive.

Your lineage of descendants is questionable you filthy curr. You are the stroganoff of the universe.

Diode you know this is an argument of semantics and not the heart of the point.

Duly noted. I'll try flattery.