Hey Death
 

How are you?

You good?

im chillin

I must admit, I was quite scared to make a thread about a guy with such a scary name.

Please don't hurt me man.

stfu

Oh dear the little guy's big mouth has suddenly gone quiet.

SPEAK TO ME MAN

Tight pants

@Death IT IS RUDE TO IGNORE PEOPLE.

You make a thread about a guy and he doesn't even have the common courtesy to make polite conversation.

This world is a broken place.

He probably busy washing his cloak and sharpening his scythe.

Who the fuck still uses a scythe anyways?

Get a fucking piece nigga, shit.

I'ma PM him.

HEY YOU QUOTED SOMEONE INSTEAD OF SAYING IT YOURSELF BECAUSE IF IT ISN'T RACISM YOU LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING FUNNY OR INTERESTING TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING.

Stick to writing, you have nothing to offer any discussion.

The best thing to come out of Ireland was Sean Connery.

Do the math on that.

I really hope Sean Connery from Irleland = "that was the joke"

That is not a mathematical question.

And indeed, was not a question at all.

Why would I do math?

I am aware you are trying to be funny, but you should proof read...make sure it isn't retarded before you post.

You are horrible at what you're trying to do.

Making you look stupid?

Nah, I am pretty good at it tbh

Not that it is hard, pretty much anyone could do it.

You are a try-hard little leprechaun, aren't you?

You have never made me look stupid, son. Sorry. You remind me of a lady-bug, tbh.

Oh, you must do it all by yourself then.

Also lol @ leprechaun and ladybug comments... Can we please get someone in here who knows how to insult properly?

Wtf u mean his writing is just as bad

Roflz wise is Garbo at everything he does

You shouldn't take it as an insult. Nope. Embrace it.

I got to say, alot of the times witty is that guy who tries to chime in on a conversation and people just ignore him.

mvgt to whys right now and I hate that because whys ways is the devil.

You ever tried fucking a baked potato? Ask witty how it is.

he really wants me to give him the attention his pops never gave him

smh, u shoulda smacked the alcohol out ya pops hand b

U ever tried being relevant? Oh wait u suck

That's because fuck you.

Your vote means nothing.

Come at me brah.

Stupid fuckin ladybug.

Lmaoooo

YOU SHOULDA SMACKED THE ALCOHOL OUT UR POPS HAND B.

I like how you spoke up when you weren't alone anymore...that is why you ate not good, you are a sheep.

Lmao @ how many people have been waiting to say something

@VERITAS...how come you never said that before man?

Seems a little insecure tbh.

I don't even think you know what an insult is.

HAHAHAHAHAHA WITTY FUCKS POTATOES.

Since we're coming clean about our feelings, I once stole $20 out of my moms wallet when I was in middle school.

It still pains me greatly.

Don't worry man, that's nothing....Veritas stole his whole personality.

From Patricks moms wallet?!?

Bitch keeps a lot of shit in there, a bald psychiatrists net personality wouldn't surprise me in the least.

That, and horribly clichéd shrinks from movies.

Lold @ Nik

Witty and wise are super cool white bros. No more fighting girls

i was eating and out of class b

im waiting for something right now, lol im not on all day like u. so pathetic, i'd be an alcoholic if i put my seed in a mistress and it came out as delusional as u.

you never asked, and I was trying to wait for the right time...

oops.

Lol @ you grasping at straws to try to find a way to make me mad.

Word, I am delusional..my father hated me, he died because of me...all of these things are true. I don't see why you would think that would work on me, you really aren't good at trolling, you just saw generic shit and hope for the best

Another insult failed..what have you got next?