ITT Underrated Feelgood Activities (PG)
 

Rubbing your eyes in the shower

waking up on a Saturday thinking you have to go to work and then realizing its the weekend

Knowing you're a better writer than Nigma.

It humbles me that you feel the need to take the time to type that out.

Cold side of the pillow when you are slightly warm and sleepy

Best feeling ever.
That first stretch of the day when you're still laying in bed trying to wake up.

Stretching in general.

Yawning

The downgrades in the road

And smashing rawn's already smashed, herion injected scrunched face with a leaf blower

Sitting in a rocking chair.

Cracking body parts.

Gonna get clowned but fuck it a got a bad knee ...

I blazing hot Epson salt bath after a long work day ... no glass of wine or lit candles just straight hot water and Epson salt

Also white undershirts or wife beaters put on fresh out of the dryer. ..

Clothes right out the dryer in general. Laundry smells good too

music while i shower

shit gets me hyped for the day

Hot showers after working out.

That long morning piss

Having a boner for no apparent reason.

Having a boner for the right reasons

not really an activity per say but

elbow to a tight upper back, right near the shoulder blade

sweet jesus

Cold shower after gym

Being underwater

Waking up after a good night of sleep.

Getting the first vote in a text battle

Taking a shit

scratching an itch

drinking water when dehydrated

getting food brought to you whilst sitting on your ass

dropping a duece at work....

pay me to do something i gotta do anyways? awesome

Sneezing when u have to

Same goes w peeing n the above

Passing gas either burping or farting

Brushing teeth

Enough bodily functions...

Resurfacing after a deep dive too

Sense of accomplishment

Sex.

Word

Dang Hush you getting spa treatment now? That 35 ain't no joke.

- having girl you just met at the club ask what you're doing after
- getting tipsy & walking through the mall
- using qtips to clean ears
- playing PS3 with cookies & milk next to me
- going to work & supervisor isn't there

tipsy & walking through mall sounds like a fun idea

sneezing.

& yes, Allen Knights stiil a fag

Sometimes I bring a couple bottles of beer. Always bottles.

Cookies and milk + literally every situation I can think of makes it a special moment. Also, every saturday I'm the only person working so I get a whole day to work at my own pace and do what the fuck ever I want. Feels great.



-Being brought an unexpected snack before you even realize you're hungry
-Running out of weed and realizing your keef screen is full
-Drinking the milk after a bowl of cereal
-Drinking the milk after eating a few cookies
-Finding dope lines on your phone that you forgot about
-The 10 minutes of relief after you let out a shit you had been holding in

Putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer

Finding money you forgot you had