Things everyones done you haven't
 

I haven't been to a concert of any kind yet.
I haven't been to a theme park yet.
I haven't gotten a tattoo yet.
I haven't been on a plane yet.
I haven't met an African American, Latino, Canadian, European or Arab irl, yet.
I haven't uploaded a video to Youtube from my webcam singing some shitty cover for a crappy MS song.
Oh, and I haven't voted for Alvin Karpis yet. (This one seems easy, I think I'll try it. So do I copy and paste from the get go, or do my own breakdown?)

Will edit when things change.

SRS?

Are you americanease?

I'm broke and I live in a rural town I'm saving up to get out of. I'm serious.

dead @ this guy never seeing a black person

thats magnificent

Bro, give me some tips on how I should greet the first black dude I meet irl. Should I be like "ayo what's good, my nigguh?" or "ayo holla at ya boi, dawg?"

yea, and throw your hand from your chest to a 45 degree angle in front of you, repeatedly while saying that shit. they like that.

lost a text battle I put a lot of effort into

Got ya. I knew you put effort into text battles.

Don't forget the slight lean back.

Do u choose to avoid them?

No? lmao. There are just none around these parts. Btw I've actually met Arabs and Europeans, come to think of it.

Wow @ this shit.

lmao

lmao this nigga supposed to be milking cows right now

In answer to the OP, thought Destro was mid-tier at text at any point.

this is jokes. . tho I've never made a YouTube cover video

Whhaa
 

Shit bro, how can u afford the internet?

sly

dickride on NC ...

Shit I know this one dude who's 1/5 black, canadian, latino, arab and European.... hes a blarabatinopeanadian but don't call him that it reminds him that his mothers snatch seen more color then a kaleidoscope

Played a Call of Duty since mw3
played gta 5

lol.. only Alvin Karpis got this lil gimmick. I need you to stop winning tourneys, brah.

1. been genuinely pissed off about something on netcees.
2. been roasted on netcees.
3. had a grudge against anyone on netcees.

Don't really care about either of those tbh.

Irl stuff tho':

1. never drove a car.
2. had a working sleeping pattern for more than 5 years.
3. peed on someone.

I'd shake my head at 3 too. But I swear to God too many people have done this, not necessarily sexually or anything like that. Just slipped the dick or whatever and peed somewhere and it happened to be on someone. The most common one is that they peed on their parents as a baby when they were changing them or whatever. But according to my mom I've never golden showered anyone during my babyness and I can't recall to ever have taken a piss on anyone either. I don't know about you, but I take pride in that.

pretty sure i got you biting at one point, tbh

Pretty sure you're mixing me up with someone else, if not you probably just took some mental notes of some stuff you read and is Vakilling some weird ass shit I wrote ages ago. Truth be told tho'; I've never been faggot enough to bite.

lmao i meant i cast out trollbait and you bit the line, getting frazzled

no accusations of being a detour, tbh

Thought you were doing something like that, but I had to ask to be sure and I didn't get pissed off or mad so everything I said still stands, nah'mean? I guess I can sound hostile or pissed from time to time but it's never for real.

Have sex with a white woman

Wow man that actually intense ahaha I lived in Militia part of Montana then moved to citylimits then moved to rural; I have always seen atleast 1 black person where I was. Your like fucking around right?

I met 1 arabian dude and he was there for college; turns out he was actually royalty and his father sent him their to like teach him a lesson on life lol kid was gangster as fuck, wore the dopest clothes and talked like a certified G. But got scared when I accused him of stealing my money and concert tickets when actuality I was being a dumbass and left it in my homies car. Felt pretty bad and scared for that matter threatening royalty... Cool kid though.
But for real? Concerts aren't that cool honestly, though my first King Nicky concert was fire. Make sure you go to some sick shit.

And uh be sure to move to a big city homie; Montana - Oregon was a good choice for me, still got the rural feel with a big ass city, definitely no objection on location. No real difference either, just some retarded people and a lot more models.