If you had to choose
 

Any animal to turn into, but you would not be able to change back...you would have to live as that animal for the rest of your life.

Which would you choose?

You would still have your human mind btw, think carefully cuz this is your life at stake here. Take into account not just how awesome the animal is but whether how it lives its day to day life would be suitable.

Cuz shit, badgers are awesome but they live in a hole in the ground.

Some sort of primate. Gorilla or something. With my human mind id be straight

Daryl.

Daryl King.

Great white shark or a lion

You have to remember that with your human mind you will not know how to interact properly with other primates...you could pick it up after a while, but if they see you as an outsider they would not accept you, and maybe even kill you.

I would be an eagle.

Who is this person?

His name is nearly the same as mine.

I've been tracking him for years.

damn i was about to come in here and say eagle.

thats alright, we can be eagle friends and kill baby primates co-op with our majestic claws.

Dog

If there was a second 'R' in his name, it would be an awesome name.

Without it, he is not great.

I'd choose Dog cuz they smater

That sounds like a plan, together we will bring the primate community to its knees.

And then, we will finish them.

Fuck that. I would train my army of savage lesser primates to follow da ggawd. For I have godly inteligence that's never been known to a primate. Plus I still smell like monkey balls and fuck ape pussy on a regular basis. Id fit in

The throwing shit at each other part would take some getting used to.

I have a mean shit curve ball. Its like prehistoric dodge ball man. You just gotta be nice with it

Lmao

Gone.

I'd turn In to Tannehill cuz that guys an animal and he's going to feed off the colts today grrrrowl

i'd be a PARROT

or a TORTOISE

something that lives like 150 years

your fox is rather upset over this

wtf @ witty not being a fox.

I'd be a gorilla. With my human brain I'd start lifting stupid weight.

I am not worthy to be a fox.

i almost clos4ed the board down when you picked eagle

cuz it was just not right and didnt make sense and i felt things were a bit off int he universe

Witty took my answer


Eagle

My allegiance to the fox remains unchanged.

He would destroy me if I was audacious enough to put myself on his level.

He is not a tame fox.

I'd be a cat hopefully owned by stoners. It looks fucking fun to be a cat too, only thing that sucks is that they don't live that long, but overall I'd like to be a cat owned by stoners. Chill out, get out the neighborhood and fuck the sluts and fight the losers then come home to some green. Ye, sounds about right.

I woulf go with gorilla or ape simply because there close to humans.....then I could be bigfoot

Yo I'd much rather lose my human mind. That would be fuckin perfection. At that point I think I'd be willing to be any animal

even one of them lil gay toy chihauha dogs?

That may be the only thing I wouldn't be

fuck a chihuahua

but a dog would be legit, those things live in the moment

nope we have decided as a unit of netcees that you will infact be one of them lil chihauhas now....good job fig u done fucked up

Okay nigga well if you wanna play cuz i don't play with that shit I'll just tell my moms stunna

I don't play no kid games boi

DONT TELLL ON ME FIG


dont make me get no ugly girl after u


ima go on ery facebook page i can find and link em to ur profile and be like yo this dude will walk u to class

Those bitches will be walking me

cuz I'll be a dog

they be carrying u in purses yo ud live a pampered life n shit in some celebrity bitches purse like paris hilton

Dude... I gots ta be the chihuahua

lmao thats what im saying!

Beverly Hills chihauhas n shit. I COULD MEET GEORGE LOPEZ!

GoW your like, the smartest nigga I ever met.

Lion

THATS IT UR ADMINNED!

Lmfao