I hate when that, you have to shit feeling hits you with no warning
 

Heart beating like the 90s miami bass scene, sweat glands open up so much fema bout to cut you a check, u Gotta tighten those ass cheeks like the squirrel master got out on parole and nasty nate behind you in the shower, you got to call a quick audible and plan your attack cautiously making it to the stairs strategically taking each step with precision so the air tight seal doesn't break releasing whatever vile bowel creature is trying so ever hard to escape .. then when you make it to the toilet its like trying to jump in during double dutch at recess .. one mistake, you trip up and look foolish... slowly counting in your head waiting for that perfect opp to drop trou and in one fluid motion land perfectly on the toilet seat while evacuating excrement that resembles a golgothan so much Kevin smith considered suing for copyright infringement ...


And this is how I just spent my time on the toilet .... your welcome

How many topics do you make a day.

Enough to garner responses and try to keep conversations going

Activity is key isn't it


Seems as if you may have some sort of weird personal vendetta against me or some odd maybe homoerotic fantasy .... idk your the self proclaimed smug asshole you tell me

Frank I'm happy your back.

You seem to be as well.

You are welcome.

Strong armchair psychologist.

idk. I guess I just find your boarding style annoying. You're like the run of the mill, simple minded type of person who has this idea in their head that anything they say is interesting. I hate that about America.

Well I'm def not simple minded, very much the opposite... and I dont expect any or everything I say to intrigue others but it seems to more then not so I must be saying something right

And I'm not an armchair psychologist I actually work in the field, I dont make false claims or put on some act for boarding purposes, I am who I am ... online, offline I'm the same person

The thing that gets you is that I'm not a gimmick, I'm not a google searching factoid dropper... I'm not some guy who claims he's smug or a gangster, I'm real and real might be new to you... I speak on what I know and say whats on my mind and stand by what I believe in

Either get use to it or put me on ignore ... those are your two viable options

lmao

You are a proud black woman who don't need no man.

Look, I do think you're simple minded. Through your opinions and the way you express them. Correction; stupid.

You may be "real" but I'd say a lot of people are on here. Sure there's trolls. And people fabricate some things I'm sure. But most regulars aren't making personalities out of whole cloth. So that's like bragging about breathing. Good for you. You're real. Really boring and asinine, but real. You're definitely not a gimmick. You're just simple.

I'm used to it. Ignoring people is for plebs.

Your entitled to your own opinions ...

But assuming someone is simple minded .. correction stupid (which is a synonym for simple minded so you should of just stuck with your original insult, saying the same thing twice shows a lack in good sense but we will touch on that later ) without really knowing them could show a huge lack in judgment which in turn by definition ( along with lack of good sense ) would make you the simple minded one ...


Now I don't think your a simple minded individual at all , credulous would be a better word

My only issue with you has been racial comments other then that I have not a single issue ..

I prefer my judgement with an E, thanks.

Yeah, they mean the same thing. But if you weren't so stupid you'd understand there was a difference in use. Simple minded has a condescending niceness to it. Stupid is a brash insult. It's cool, you're simple minded. Or stupid. I forgot which, they both mean the same. I think you're a dumb-dumb.

Your issues with me are equal to a speck of dust lofted in the middle of space. That means they're ignorant. Or insignificant. Those mean the same thing, right? I think they do. I'm sure your unintelligent response will be unimportant enough to tell me.

Dude we couldn't even agree to disagree ... this is a waste of time its like the pot calling the kettle black and the kettle arguing it has a matte finish...

Stupid is not a brash insult, Stupid is ones opinion of another in this sense ... your ever growing hate towards me is concerning but I really don't even care what its about, it can't be because I made fun of your bucky larson haircut your too old and mature to care about insults ... I digress

What I propose is you walk on the left side of the street ill stay to the right , we can both hold are chins up high thinking we are correct and that's that ... good day

Its all love I think you're a good guy pal

althought a true and accurate statement, my Psyce-sense detects a wee bit of projection as well....

?

come now, really?

Take your 2 cents back, we've already been back and forth many times proving your mind was inferior ... save the psychobabble for your sheep

So I secretly think I'm a simple minded person who thinks anything he has to say is relevant and I'm projecting that onto metts?

I have a lot of flaws. But I'm self aware enough to know those probably don't hold much truth.

yes. deep down you know. thank you. cuppa?

cmon man, you do make stupid posts, just own it. or get a twitter.

See now that you said that last statement with words he will portray as doubt he will try to pick you apart

Just ignore and he will eventually go away ...

and cake....I meant deep down you know that your thougths are inferior, due to your fool status. The universe chides with you on a molecular level that your defense mechanisms/ego boundaries refuse to let through.

sup Rawn?

Itt i cringe at the second usage if the word plebs by the brah today. *shutter*

I think you've missed the mark this time. We can agree to disagree. Id say I'm in the top 20% of intelligence in the country.

Have you never made a stupid post or thread?, did you not disguise yourself as bags so you could say vile things that only a true sociopath could conjure up? What's really going on in your head homie?

Everyone says stupid things, I never claimed perfection and when I make a mistake I own up to it and move on

And if your referring to this thread if I'm being honest it was satirical ... poking over the top fun at topicals and yes I typed it while taking a shit

you are a fool. never consider yourself intelligent boy.

I didn't mean those things, in the spirit of psychosis I did do my best Dia impersonation and I apologized and did my time. Are you "that guy" who likes bringing up peoples mistakes of the past?

since you did this while taking a shit, all is forgiven. I heart Frank Metts. Rhytmn is a dancer, its your soul's companion, you can feel it everywherrre. ooooh oohhhh...

I am the greatest person to have ever existed in the history of this planet.

Oh so V is just doing the religious thing. Cool, I thought he was trying to say something with merit. Maybe next time brochamp.

dude I can prove that you are a fool easily.

here we go:


tell me an original thought that you had please

No ideas original. The things I write, my posts in this very topic, debates in the office, etc.

Im going to stop posting in this topic now. Thanks.

Remember the future.

So everybody agrees.

Good.

This would explain a lot even though its self proclaimed ... a high percentage of people with abnormal intelligence ( prob top 5-10% ) lack in some of the most simple skills, mainly social interaction and common sense

They have problems accepting someone whom differs in opinion, its one of if not their main trigger

Being in the top 20% isnt really a huge deal since your basically saying your on the level of about 63 million americans no offense but thats really not impressive, plus what is intelligence in this day and age? In most cases You can only be seen as intellectually superior or equal to a person who wants to or actually understands you, its truly is in the eye of the beholder , that's the ignorance of this country today, population grows in record fashion and the intelligence level significantly drops, more kids less teachers, more crime less police force theirs a pattern that's been developing for decade.

I dont think your stupid, you formulate your own thoughts and opinions which speaks volumes but you have to understand claiming superior intelligence in this day and age gets you little if anything. You may have a degree but theirs no job guarantee anymore. It may even put you at a disadvantage is some cases. .. over qualified is a nice word company's use to let you know you'll be to opinionated about your duties and they don't need a herder getting the sheep in a uproar

Its all about attention and retention, as long as you have these two traits you can learn how to do 75% of the jobs in america, most people are losing valuable skills and knowledge by falling into this pattern because we as a country are becoming lazy. America has slowly but surely been taken hostage by the rich, they want to keep a governor on what is considered general education and let kids slide through the system because the wealthy get fatter by hiring minimum wage employees

I could go on for hours about how idiotic the masses have become and how common sense isn't really common anymore but my daughter just woke up I think

We are all equal in God's eyes.

Did you really just slip up and completely contradict yourself ? Your whole basis for this was that ive made terrible posts, if I'm not mistaken that would too make you " that guy " who brings up past history to make a present point

I love when you slip up, it takes your Vulcan like persona down many notches

top 20% not being 'good' because it equates to 63 million people is flawed logic.

Witty is probably my favorite poster. Haven't ever seen him say anything stupid, or annoying. I might not always agree, but that's okay.

I'm in the top 1% of intelligence. I only say that to set myself apart. Really, no such percentage could be accurate, because intelligence is generalized and you all seem silly for arguing such silly points.

Also, it's ironic (let us debate the definition of this word now) that intelligence is being discussed in the bowel movement thread.

#lifeafter40 @Frank Metts

Any claim I make about intelligence is inherently tongue in cheek

Obviously.