The streets taught me valuable lessons
 

Like my best friends are a 40 cal and a wesson

And hide my inner self w outer expressions

I carry this bad boy everywhere I go....

https://pin.it/3k69YY5

You still soft

Oh, for sure.

No you don’t

I like sole but this is real

So very, very

Real.

You’re at chunky cheese with your nephew holding stun guns by your dick?

Stop that shit nigaa

I don't own guns. It's all about these hands where I come from.

What’s your preferred style of combat - boxing, judo, or kung-fu?

Boxing, Muay Thai, and jiu jitsu

Ok let’s spar then

Bet even @Diodes old ass can beat u…

Your challenge, you travel. Come to Oregon and I'll show you how a Viking throws down.

Y’all are gonna touch dicks and recite James Gandalfini lines to each other huh

Yes

Dead.

That's legit!

Lol!!!
Who's playing swords?

my nigga nycspits got the streets watching.

Only ever see non-Nordic people call themselves a Viking.

My dick is a viking and I am his sword

Dagel calling himself a Viking?

Can someone link the video where he’s crying on YouTube about not having any friends or family that care about him and how he’s running away?

Ever fought a gargoyle you stoopid sad fucka ?

literally.

like americans calling themselves irish because they like to get fucked up on paddy's day but have never been to ireland (don't go, it's shit) which i'm pretty sure he also probably did.

get it together.

is viking actually a real thing? thought it was just a wrestling gimmick tbh.

I am deeply offended.

I mean, you are right, but still.

how r u fat, ugly, and socially inept AND dumb af? wheres the trade off....what have u been doing with urself ur entire life?

I'm only responding because I'm pretty sure you're anticipating a response, foaming at the mouth and shit. what's up buddy. how loud do you grunt in the gym?

As loud as you grunt at a mountain dew

Lmfao

that's hella loud then since I don't drink mountain dew.

That doesn't make any sense.

strictly water and monster mostly.

monster has been fucking with me I must admit.

60% of the time, works every time.

I can go to sleep drinking monster I feel like it only works when I work, if I'm just chilling I prefer something like gfuel, I feel like monster has been kicking my ass more in the morning I wake up super early and want to be sleeping in the afternoon.

Jesus…

You gotta get out of the house too

Those energy drinks ain't the same no more! :(

Pass me a cold brew or an Arnold Palmer and we'll talk.

And it's always kinda cringe when it happens

Not just a wrestling gimmick @Eviction. A lot of nordic folk like the history of vikings, reliving the times proper for fun.

Nowadays a lot of nationalist nutjobs hide behind the viking symbols as well tho, putting shame to names like Loke, Odin, Thor etc. pretending they'd die for them and will end up in Valhall when they die. So, calling yourself a viking unless it's in jest before chugging a beer or walk outside in the freezing cold with nothing but rags on would either make people think "lol, fucking tourist. Yeah, you're a viking, haha, whhoooo!" or "damn, I better distance myself from this retard".
Not too many of them but they exist and everyone thinks they're fucking assholes, even a lot of other cuntrag racists don't like these people either so even their own filth look down on these clowns. Like, nah, not even joking. They get drunk af, talk a lot of racist shit making people such as myself sneak tf out before they learn I'm half Albanian and gtfo there.

Russians seem to like them tho so they got thst going for them. One of these groups calls themselves "Sons of Odin/soldiers of Odin" which is fucking ridiculous. They act tough and run easily, mostly whst I've seen from them on vids is bothering security guards etc.

If you want to be looked upon as a viking by people with a brain... Take an ice bath while chugging a beer and taking some shots, then stay there for another 10-20 minutes. Walk outside in -30c barefoot with boxers and a tank top etc. Apetor on YouTube was a fucking viking.

No one around here will ever be looked upon as one tbph

I swim, dive, and surf in the Pacific ocean off Oregon. We don't have a lot of snow here but when we do, I'm normally only in shorts and a short sleeve or sleeveless shirt. I'd gladly take up any of the challenges given above.