I went to prison
 

Yup. I caught a double shooting. Went to trial. Beat 15 felonies. Lost one. Automatically got Felony forearm. 5 ball later. Came out richer and smarter.

I've gone to prison as well... 4 years at a single time. And little probation or parole violotations for a few weeks in-between time.

how the fuck you come out richer

Befuz I’m that nigga

if you say so

I had potential to be that nigga before prison but, now I’m that nigga

I ain’t gone lie….Prison had some of the funniest niggas I’ve ever saw

I learned a bit in prison... more just like phycology how people think or act in that situation.

I was never a predator, I'm big enough to be a predator... but I don't want any part of that. And so I wasn't preyed upon, they couldn't have got shit from me anyway I had no commissary except for like the first 6 months.

No kap I had the yard my last 3 years.

why are you typing like that you sound really retarded... but yeah I agree to a certain extent..

like I said I did 4 years in a row.. and then like some shit here or there for violations.. but yeah where I was at there is some funny people.. and some retards too... I wasn't in like the shit they show on TV like san quientin or all that... like yo you have to watch for the mexicans... and the mexicans did have there on sub section and shit.. but its not deep like that.. what I did is if anyone tried to extort me for fucking honey buns ramen noodles or whatever... I quickly showed them that they're going to actually have to force me to do it

and they didn't want to do that.... fights the whole 4 years I was only in 3 fights

I don't know why the fuck you feel so optimistic and cool about it.... I certainly don't...


shows you the scum of humanity

It’s a lot of Mexican. The polixe didn’t even talk to em. They barely speak English. They let them sit deep at picnic tables all type of shit. They be in groups of 30 with no problem. When me and 5 other homies get together, they was on our ass. I never went through the extortion. I’m tied in so, that wasn’t that anyway. Then all that flint water shit went on when I first went. Michigan quarantine is in Jackson which has the same system so that was terrible.

My man came on an ez board to brag about going to prison only to get bodied by ouch.

you "caught a double shooting" don't even know what that means...

me personally I did 4 years, things were DUI, possession with intent to distribute, and firearm... but they really didn't even do me really bad like that..

I was out on bail, and got another DUI with possession and intent to distribute... and another resisting arrest... no gun... but yep... public defender not a real lawyer 4 years

Why are you so ashamed of your story? I don’t have shame. Some niggas tried to rob me and I did my thang. Only thing I regret was not letting my whole clip go.

want to see someone get bodied read what I just wrote against Answer

You a joke. I’d legit smack you

I saw a guy my age, white... who said he was a USMC, and in our little cages and stuff it was pretty cool you could see out to the common area.. .its was 3 levels... well whatever... someone on the bunk said yoooo look at this dude... just look... we did... he picked his booger looked around like he did something wrong and ate it, then he did it again.

I would've just left that alone but dude in my pod was like yo I just saw you eat your boogers man... and he was like... nahhhh no I didn't and then dude said to the rest of us... did you see it... and he certainly did. The booger eater admitted it, and then also admitted that he was in there child molestation not... not normal shit. This huge ass dude beat THE FUCK out of him. Black guy who was mad nice, but literally this dude looks like the black hulk hogan in his prime or bigger... and quite a nice guy but he didn't wanna hear that shit

I suppose my point is... even after 4 years in jail... man... I really got nothing positive out of it, and I shouldn't have been there, wouldn't have been there had I had a real lawyer...

even looking on the ultimate bright side of things... nahhhh... its fucking weird and depraved and if you're an inciteful person such as myself... you've got a long time to thing about it... and think am I like these savages or not... I must be one of them because i'm here... etc

thats the shit I thought about at least

So, you don’t feel as if prison made you smarter?

I never saw a mf eat boogers but, I knew a dude in my unit did. Same story. Pedophile blah blah. We ended up rolling him when he stole a fudge bar from one of my homies.

made me smarter no not really... it exposed to some shit, like a certain kind of human nature and whatever... and i'll randomly bring up prison stories and shit to my wife and... not very often but she'll be like ohhh those were the good old days etc.


The jails, and then prison I was in was like summer camp for the criminals.. a lot of the younger kids, acted like kids again like this is summer camp or some shit.. 4 years... I didn't learn jack shit

I suppose to a smaller extent when people were in a pod.. dude has a swastika on his neck.. and whatever... I'm black and i'm assuming someone with a swastika tattoos on there neck... theoretically doenst like black people... as long as theres no problem theres no problem. so I guess it taught me that

You didn’t even learn yourself? Your triggers? Weaknesses? Strengths? Nothing about the people you were around on the street? Just nothing? Your brain shut off for four years? You could’ve learned what not to do. Just nothing though? Wow. Not a book? No real estate? Stock market? How to get LLCs? Grants or nothing?

sure, I learned close quarters human nature around a bunch of niggas or white people or puerto ricans...


the book cart came along onces a week and they had horrible books, with half the pages ripped out... and you're supposed to return them but no one does... stick the books under your bunk thing for a better pillow. And no I didn't learn shit really... other than niggas talk a big game and its not true.. I suppose I learned that.

nothing I learned was positive, put it that way...

hey Answer i'm about to drop on you again

ya gay nigga fuck you say you like prison dog.. what are you talking about man... I don't know who you are or whatever but that makes no sense

you're a weirdo and if you had fun in jail.... thats strange... again like I said did I learn things.. I suppose but for the most part they were things that I already knew about people in general... everyone would and did probably say it but I didn't hurt anyone.

I guess I learned how to make burrito out of ramen noodles and beef jerky with a pack of cheese sauce. I suppose I learned that. Overall it didnt teach me shit, other than a healthy distrust of the legal system, which I already had.

Ouch is clinically retarded an cb4 has the mind of an infant

Nc is the dark matter of the universe

Never said I had fun. Was one of the worst/best things ever happened to me. If you were sat down for four years and had access to books didn’t learn shit, you’re a waste. That’s just real talk. Dead the gay shit. Niggas don’t even really cook with noodles in the joint. So, now I think you lying. That’s some tv shit. Noodles is a LAST resort. Ghost, kill yourself.

Hey hey hey you an me are cool my guy. I for one support your institutionalized learning experience and gangster street bravado. This is intriguing content and you're an interesting person.

Let’s see the news article

https://law.justia.com/cases/michiga...18/335070.html

I don’t do kappin. Look up my Otis pik I got old pik battles here

Hell yeah! Let’s go to prison yall!

I believe in energy and speaking shit into existence. I think you should edit this. Just for your sake.

Ouch still thinks county lockup is prison.

Tell him about that bid you did last year gloss

what type of plea did they offer