WEEK 4: (0-1) Hush Vs (0-0) Diablo (5-0 HUSH WINS)
 

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@Diablo you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

lmao swear u 4’6” though n small enough to be sharin ur kids clothes
I’m a big name on paper.. this short ese barely a cliffnote
@Hush

U married a stray dog .. I saw her face and said YIKES
Last time ya name was on paper u was signing the adoption release for ya wife
And u lied about being six feet .. u 5’4 how does it feel ?
Cuz after this battle u gonna be under six feet for real

ppl in glass houses shouldnt throw bones. u 4’0” and wed a dog
I got a stray w/ ur name on it.. but to get u popped, id havta fire thru ur letterbox
get a job faggot. go buy ur unborn a crib bed or some shit
before u six feet deep since u still top n tail with ur moms, sister & cousin

Boy u wife look like Gollum except not anorexic
The bitch a dog .. literally if she bite somebody it will get infected
Ur son didn’t make it . Moms off the crack pipe too stoned
Bitch nigga go buy your unborn a second tombstone

ur wife a pedigree chum/10. u act like she heat though
when u come outta Cage Kennylz n Tame One disappointing as Leak Bros
second tombstones aren’t a thing, moron. ur bout to be a daddy too
nice tri mister.. ur losin it by the second along w/ any respect I had for you

Oh ur feelings hurt now huh? Well shit just getting crazy
Funny you bring up cage - agent orange killed hella babies
Headshot take ur soul before u can even hear it
I have u high off the leak .. blood Loss quickly raising ur spirits

rather my kid die than develop your bitch dog ugly features
u lower jaw expectations, she married a faggot whos height come up beneath hers
pushing reefer at 35 is SAD. kids see no time spent wit their pops
if you weren’t so high off the leek you may actually tend to ur crop

I do wild shit like call ur wife slut whore and bitch
If u gonna crop something remove her crooked jaw from pics
Either ur dick or her ovaries don’t work .. kids u don’t even got one
And when that bitch bite an apple it look like it got hit by a shotgun

god cropped the height out ur life faggot. at best this herb 5’2”
ur kids fave film A Bugs Life n their dad only see the world from a worms eye view
rebuttal being a dead beat piece of shit. ur height embarrassin Frodo
ur bitch had to get down on one knee for YOU to make the marriage proposal


@Hush

Ur wife teeth so far apart when she smile her tongue feelin a draft
bro she look like Sméagol after he had the ring for a year and a half
Fuck ur dead child nigga no remorse
A bugs life part 2 Filmed on his decomposing corpse

Vicelord of the rings got wed and lisped his way thru the speech
entire hobbit family side of the church had wet floor signs n booster seats
this loser keep his butch wife wearing flats just to feel taller
ugly bitch built like Hagrid and u disappear behind platforms 9 3/4”’s

Ironic u married a sea creature cuz her teeth are growing coral
And Last time i measured out 3 quarters I paid ya mom for oral
Midget fuck u know I spit savage fire
Speaking of Harry Potter ya bitch got a magic wand cuz u can’t satisfy her

midget got short changed. guess the jokes on you
if i married ur ugly dogfaced bitch id pay my own moms for a blowjob too
send the whole squad roll thru to deal wit her
watch as ur horcrux her neck to suck the soul out the dick of a real nigga

Say that to me in real life and get slapped .. that’s not a lie
U gotta be brown to say Nigga so I guess your wife’s gums qualify
No wonder ur relationship wit the hoe is strained and weak
When that bitch talk dirty in bed the gingervitus stains the sheets

id leave tirearmosaurus rextinct. after 2020 the world needs laughter
with this dweebs stature every single punch throwns a certified kneeslapper
trust me I’ve no fear chilli wonkas oompa chalupa may punch me, its just weird
pillow talk for u’s standin on couch cushions to whisper sweet nothings in her ear

Nigga u married the Jurassic park mascot
Funny u bring up fossils cuz her teeth look half bone and half rock
U a borderline sex offender .. that relationship I cannot endorse
Who need a rape porn collection when ya bitch a rotting corpse

ur daughters look like Auschwitz survivors. bitch get ur life in check
i bring up fossils, ur wife bring ur kids up on a day old taco meat n child neglect
it’s a one-and-a-half-some whenever u have sex with ur wife
hope she smoking in pregnancy. bitch been ugly as fuck the rest of her life

Those ovens had sent more than a few Jews up to heaven
A worst gas crime was those topical cats convincing u your a legend
I’m fire u look like a friar . Stay in ur place
I see ur bitch an think SMOKING! Cuz she resemble fire mashall bill in the face

both ur kids in striped pyjamas. no wonder a broke bitch feel uptight
i’ll fly u over, so u can finally show ur kids what a clean Bill looks like
u put the mini in Dominican, faggot. been topical legend at every board yet
to you a short story is just any one you reading to ur kids before bed

Put u to sleep wit one jab u fuxkin pipsqueak
Ima keep the story short .. stop tellin tall tales of u over 6 feet
Ass mouth or pussy she let me beat free
Horrible dental hygiene . Got 30 cavities and I been in atleast 3

pussy plz. like ur dirty retarded lookin ass kid don’t got wooden teeth
i dunno ur view on parenting, but it sure ain’t gonna be above my knee
truly you’re scum.. hope your life ends when viewing ur son
& the first Neo-natal appointment only reveals that you ain’t The One

Woulda coulda shoulda ... pussy I’m here to call your bluff
Dunno abt wooden teeth but I saw ur wife an knew I wooden fuck
Bitch u ain’t shit
Married a prostitute she was pulling January April and matrix

ur wife keep abortion clinic wards in business. oughta kick the kid inside her
bitch been up the spout n flushed back out more times than Itsy Bitsy Spider
she always placenta of attention. her fave film prolly The Terminator
fuck the babybump. feed ur sonogram at the ultrasound n do the world a favour

My kids are my world . Lose one and my life at a standstill
I’m at the sonogram wit fam ... ur son a gram of pus and blood in a landfill
U ain’t need planned parenthood.. the irony is fucking wild
Funny u turned catholic after god decided u ain’t fit for another child

now who hurt in their feelings? u a POS father tryna turn it on me
if ur kids mean the world to u, it’s cuz both better off w/o u around permanently
this stillbirth shit just cheap shock value tactics and nobody cares
ur only fit for a child cuz Baby Gap produced every item of clothing you wear

@Hush

U should think before u type or attempting to speak
Baby gap sponsored her smile .. she has one between every one of her teeth
Seperation or suicide cuz u Would be better off yourself
Divorce lawyer wit her like ... before u stay wit him u better off yourself

speech impediment freak talmbout attempting to speak? bitch fix ur lisp
cuz sorry seem to be the hardest word... til you find out Statistician exists
think of ur kid. retarded mom n a drug using dad’s wayward habits
if u really want whats best for ur child, I’ll pay for its termination faggot

Wish I could visit ya son and piss on the lil faggots Tomb
ironic ur names baron mynd and ya bitch got a barren womb
All bad habits eventually get discovered
Its awkward when ya child find ya rape porn collection & they Star his mother

pray that fetal error u call ur unborn dies before this worse for u
faggot need water wings, a snorkel & step ladder just to join ur wife in the birthing pool
imma snatch ur unborn by its tiny ass legs n swing straight for the bleachers
ur bitch 3 months gone an showing. it’s been 30 years n ur dad still ain’t make an appearance

Got ur homie ghostwriting huh ... I got his style peg’d
U can get @Flow to help but he couldn’t do shit when ur baby did that down ur wife’s leg
Talent pool , car pool , whirl pool what’s the difference shits the same
U spent a decade selling hot tubs an it boiled over when ur son went down the drain

Consensus

Judge quotes

Wow. 29 drops. Definite props to both guys here, because this is exactly what folks should be doing in this league. Fun as hell to read.

Diablo had a couple head-scratchers. Each guy also went to the well too often with certain topics.

Hush won because he had less low points. A couple of Diablo’s punches didn’t hit for me at all, and it seemed like he stretched a few too many concepts

Hush won pound for pound here he rarely had a slip up. Lars tried to do a little too much sometimes

What sets them apart the most is how much I loved some of Hush’s ENTIRE retorts

The original Bugs Life and Frodo lines were good on their own, but the fact that Hush flipped them better and continued to do that on a repeated basis really sealed the deal

This started slow with a few early whiffs from both until that first exchange quoted above. I liked Lars' ese/cliffnote opener, I must say. In the end Lars had a few moments where he maybe tried to do too much, or just botched a good concept so badly that it gave Hush enough room to take a decent advantage in the battle. It was closer than I thought it would be when I first read through it, but Lars really did hold his own and it's a shame he decided to sign out as he could've caused some problems for some.

Verdict

All 5 judges thought Lars held his own, but in the end Hush won it convincingly.

5-0 Hush wins