his @neighbor bet his right nut on a fight it reminded me of how far we've come as a civilization
 

In the middle ages ... men whom wanted to produce boys would have one testicle removed, the left one because they believed that one produced females ... this even went as high up Aristotle who prescribed that you tie off the left testicle if you wanted to have a boy which was a major heritage issue cause males carried on the family names


Crazy to think about that shit now but back then it seemed more then rational.... its like a partial castration for the sake of your family name/crest/heritage


I want a boy but ill be damned if I don't put that into the hands of chance ...

But why didn't they abandon that theory when they saw it clearly wasn't correct?

I am assuming a lot of these people ended up having girls anyway...why did they continue to believe it?

People are idiots, and always have been.

I should point out tho that Aristotle was dead long before the middle ages.

He did have quite a lot of opinions on the male genitalia tho, strangely.

I didnt mean he was their telling them I meant he was more then likely the influence ... I see that that does seem unclear now ... Aristotle was the inspiration for this movement

get off aristotles nuts and how much u think he knows about his nuts and how much u think u know about aristotles nuts homie

Stop trying to be funny, nothing you have said has ever been funny.

I am funnier than you.

You are nothing.

2 trip is a eunich that was insulted by the post fyi

Dog it was the Walmart across for chick fila bro not the one across from Steak 'n Shake.

Just make a left on willott before u get to mold face's house.

no im laughing my scrawny cracker ass off i thought it was shit

this discussion is like you moving to an upperclass city THOUGHTLESS

Nah man I removed the tag it was itchy

I am better at similes than you.

You are nothing.

ey meth you almost made me have a silent party inside myself

did that part get the aquaman jammers or what dude

yeah then i told your girl about my party in my pants. turns out she ended up becoming my ex.

Uses party in pants line.

I am better at knowing what year it is than you.

You are nothing.

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK WITTY

I have broken you.

I am better at breaking people than you.

You are nothing.

witty u cant break me and there isnt a human who can

You are in denial.

I am better at being honest with myself than you.

You are nothing.

face it dog the only thing your honest about is thinking your the top dog on the site and that theres no one else on the field with you

You take this very seriously.

I am better at not taking this seriously than you.

You are nothing.

stay getting my dick wet witty you couldn't even keep yours stiff bitch

Your dick is wet because of me but you wish mine was stiff.

I am better at not revealing fantasies to the internet than you.

You are nothing.

witty you a bitch who probably stays chasing girls tails. you destined to lose keep trying pepe le pew

You are desperately trying to find some way to insult me because you are upset.

I am better at keeping my jimmies un-rustled than you.

You are nothing.

glad to hear the rocks still rolling for your dumbass

lol

I am better at not resorting to worn out phrases and generic insults than you.

You are nothing.

go fucking be a sperm donor for a meta-fetish and push back ya head of lettuce

Mentioned sperm and lettuce in the same sentence.

I am better at making salads than you.

You are nothing.

bitch i'll make you an arsonist bacon sandwich by pissing gasoline in between the bread and lighting a match while your gay ass twirls in a fucking frenzy bitch

You are trying to hard.

I am better at not trying too hard than you.

You are nothing.

mate i used a meat cleaver to beat your ass and i was laughing with five more to split up you fucking vital organs

No you didn't.

I am better at living in the real world than you.

You are nothing.

bitch i gotta wear ball caps to keep your ass from fuckin leavin leech trails

I have been leading you in circles for a while now.

I am better at not getting dizzy than you.

You are nothing.

aye your right your great at sucking ass thanks for raising my post count tho

You care about your post count.

I am better at being an adult than you.

You are nothing.

mate making a statement like that is like getting ya dick sucked by lil kim it only happens once in a blue moon