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hey Blew your Boy you
getting swept by Drew Lee Lemons and Zuchie must have been tough on a professional text battler like you
if you want to talk, my door is always open open to telling you that you fucking suck lmaooooooooooooooo |
imagine losing to Zuch
it would be like Zuching a Zuch. i love you Zuch, but if you set up a pic battle right now it would be like Nagasaki 2021 |
Yeah man they both swept me... it's been a tough couple weeks
Unbelievably clever thread title as well. Bravo kung very well done |
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Nah, it wouldn’t. |
a very loserly loser loserdom
youve been a very graceful loser as much of a loser as you are. post a pic, ill make you lose again |
But, welcome back. Start slow buddy.
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or are you not ready for that |
I’ve been battling all year.
Maybe Blue or Frac would be down. |
if i were you id stick to that answer too.
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it just seems like everyone is scared
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Man, set it up.
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god bless you
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blew boy you
blew a boy you may have to alert the police blew a boy blowing boys blew boys |
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Fire tbh |
fag
fagg faggo faggot worst nothing textcee fagororoni |
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I’d be more upset about losing to Destroyer, I’d imagine. Not exactly sure how that feels considering I’ve never been in that situation.
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i heard Blue Bayou sucks his own dick
and also another dudes as well he pretty much sucks all sorts of dicks |
YOU CAN DIE OVER A TEXT BATTLE TONIGHT
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What is it with these fucking losers
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@kungfugrip nigga you a bitch
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Loooool looks like kungs rap career hasn’t taken off
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Buddy you're pretty good and witty, so was I as good as you are if not better and I was away for like 6 years or so.
I'm 34 and I was a D1 prospect, not like... KU, NC, Duke or anything like that but a solid ball player. I got a full ride to university of Hawaii of all places, should have taken it so I stayed with bronx community college... because I had a retarded dream that I'd have better offers. Didn't happen. A few years ago, playing young kids in a pick up game at Central Michigan Universities SAC... student activity center. I wasn't playing against scrubs. 3 of the people were on the active roster, and the rest played. I held my own, and in my prime I would've owned them. So my point is, unless you're trolling, blue bayou never quit doing this, Zuch quit but has been around for over a year. I thought because at a point a could beat them, which I could and have... doesn't matter, they're in practice you aren't. That and they have friends with voting that'll cheat anyway, but regaurdless of that you won't win. |
Ouch and Kung the same person.
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Please do your children a favor and kill yourself. You are holding them back. |
I battled on UPN too.
And you think talking about killing myself and my child... COOL DUDE BUDDY MAN! I think you're ok at text... nothing super special. And because I have that opinion you tell another grown man on an internet rap text battle forum (lmao) to kill themself. Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight my dude. |
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Bro, I do NOT care what you think about my text. I simply don’t like people running around saying they’ve beat me before when I don’t even know who the fuck you are. You beat me on UPN? Go get the link |
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This is what I remember... and I could be wrong but i'm pretty sure i'm not.
In the RBL I battled someone named Zuch or Zucho and I Was Ouch or Spooky Tooth, and I won... I became RBL champ. Now if i'm wrong on that I beat you, oh well its possible but i'm pretty sure I'm right. and regaurdless you can suck my dick pussy.... you are ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... yeah in the past year you came back and you might be able to beat me because you're in better practice, but big fucking deal nigga you arent shit, get real. I could get you easily if I tried and had a few little warm ups. Eat a dick homie you actaully arent shit.... you're ok I don't even like Blue and I could beat blue if I practiced for a few months. Blue would beat you. get real that pic diss was good, some was funny some ok... a lot of filler.. shits not impressing me homie |
I don’t care about any of that.
I never battled in the RBL. We never battled. That’s my only beef with you. So just stop saying it, my God. |
And I just beat Blue you fucking retard. You can’t beat anyone. I even gave you an opportunity to back your shit up by setting up a battle but you were too fucking scared to show up. Offer still stands.
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hHy good for you if you beat Blue, I don't read or log onto this other than once every few months.
Unless it was some bullshit fake AOL INSTANT MESSENGER friend votes that you beat him on, good job because even though I don't like him, he's pretty good. And he's afraid me, and you should be too. You and blue are well practiced and it is like anything else, shooting freethrows, kicking field goals whatever. I bet when you came back it took you a lot of battles to get back into the groove or whatever. But what i'm telling you is I could beat you.. blue knows I can beat him... will I stick around long enough to prove that probably not. I think you're a bitch, not just because I could beat you... and all that comes down to is who is wittier... more or less. Text is like stand up comedy. But yeah it takes a bit to get back into the routine and Blue never left and you started dusting your rust off like a year ago. I don't have that in me probably. We'll see. |
I'm not saying that you arent witty ... and i'll admit I only looked at that last pic diss of kung fu was pretty good. That was better than I could do right now.
And I like the text thing, I see it as a sport to a certain extent.. I wouldn't tell my family or friends about it because they'd tell me I was lame as fuck. However I see it otherwise, and RIGHT NOW you could probably beat me. RIGHT NOW being the point. Now where you're going wrong is thinking in real life that you could ever physically do anything to me, i'd laugh at you. And where you're going wrong is.. kill yourslef, its better if you did for your family? For real? You'd never say that to me in real life, so why are you doing it on here, we're adults. |
Once againnnn you're rambling on about me being scared of you and shit haha
Ouch you are fucking GARBAGE |
garbage my ass... I could beat you and him
why'd you lsoe to that pussy then, you arent cobra kai material |
We've beat each other
That what happens when you actually write and battle week in and week out You've been talking about what you "could do" for a year now and all you've produced is maybe 3 hot mess verses and a loss to Spree You are all talk, and annoying talk at that |
I won all battles on here, you dudes just vote for each other etc.
And i'm not saying im better than you, I just check in every few months. Saying if I were to put the time and effort into this that you do, or whatever his name is Zucho whatever. I'd beat you both. Regardless though I don't even read battles anymore, but I do appreciate it as a skill set.. most people would think the fact that a bunch of 30 year olds talking about this type stuff is lame as fuck. But how I look at it is, like some stand up comedy type stuff. And I don't know comedians but I bet you until they die they'll be arguing with each other about who came up with the best line, and who delivered it best and who started it etc. So. |
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