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WEEK 3: Destroyer 2-0 VS Blue Bayou 2-0 BLUE WINS
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Rules Line limit Minimum: 10 Maximum: 16 Verses due 11:59pm EST October 20, 2020 (Tuesday) Extensions are granted automatically. 24-hour max. MUST BE REQUESTED BY DEADLINE Good luck, gentlemen __________________ |
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Denied unless I can drop a verse with like 8 pics and a bar about each
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@Destroyer my 16 is done and sent we can get this up whenever you're ready fam
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Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that I’m coming in firing. Not even looking, just ripping off shots So u could say I’m either gonna Diorama put ur style into a box U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us I try to get into his shit, really, but the guy’s just a bore... That’s why I’m done with Blue Period like Picasso in 1904 that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant making me go the max too? forever keeping voters bored and lethargic The last time blue had a hot 16, 8 of em were actually Parmesan garlic |
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first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day 45 with no savings, wife screaming “where did our life go yo”?! only Big Picture success you’ve had lately was stealing her an IPhone Pro pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50 so stop it, you got no shooters or any gangs to call if i’m Triggered i’m just pissed your wack style gets any praise at all |
Des
Nobu lol that was correct Diorama was cool world play Dave cool iPhone night shift light but ok It was the first half for me and then the rest fell off a bit Blue Miscarriage fire Dada plan so cold, fire again Big picture lol cool Unfit parents dope Blood pressure cool Dope battle. In the end blue takes this for being a savage. His shit hit harder overall |
Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that wasn’t feeling this I’m coming in firing. Not even looking, just ripping off shots So u could say I’m either gonna Diorama put ur style into a box nice, proper usage of wordplay here U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription good personal in conjunction with the concept des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift ok not bad u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us pretty cool here I try to get into his shit, really, but the guy’s just a bore... That’s why I’m done with Blue Period like Picasso in 1904 had to do some extensive reachsearch on this one, results came back - turns out this bar was good! that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant lol dope making me go the max too? forever keeping voters bored and lethargic The last time blue had a hot 16, 8 of em were actually Parmesan garlic lmfao I laughed but it’s not a good line by any means Vs first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby wording hurt it a little bit, still an ok bar it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ wasn’t really feeling this one my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day ok not bad besides being a tad basic 45 with no savings, wife screaming “where did our life go yo”?! only Big Picture success you’ve had lately was stealing her an IPhone Pro I had to sit on this one for a few minutes, results came back - wasn’t really feeling this line pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills nice one here i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger had to do extensive reachsearch on the author, results came back - John Dillinger the text battler hasn’t written any novels that I’m aware of goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50 I like how you took an old concept and flipped it extremely well, I thought this was worded perfectly. Bravo so stop it, you got no shooters or any gangs to call if i’m Triggered i’m just pissed your wack style gets any praise at all it’s a basic closer not really hitting for me I thought this was a really good battle, Destroyer had an almost flawless verse minus the opener and closer. Blue bayou also had a great verse but the concepts and wording hurt him at times, turns out you can’t always make old concepts look brand new, even when if refurbish them. Tough call but I’ve got to go with Destroyer for being more consistent and witty. Destroyer |
Destroyer:
"Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat??? Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that" - lol. "U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription" "des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift" - Great name flip. "u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us" - Had to google this... fuck. "that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant" - lol damn. I actually liked distinct haha but yeah, in retrospect... a tad iffy. Des fucking brought it. He always does, in his own way... but sometimes he TRIES and sometimes he doesn't. He tried here. Amazing stuff. Blue Bayou: "first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby" - Fuuuuuuck. "my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day" - Blue... wtf lol. "pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills" - dead. "i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger" - Wow... speechless. "goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50" Fuck. Okay... so battle of the week obv, top 10 punches galore. All that good stuff. What an amazing read. You both came with some rapid fire, heavy shots. Personals were on point and especially BRUTAL coming from Blue. That was some gloves off, hit below the belt stuff. But to me, it worked. And Catcher in the Rye... c'mon man. That was insane. Great job to you both. No losers here... (except Des) Vote: Blue Bayou |
WTF. Twice I wrote long replies with explanations about who won and I got logged out both times. Dumb.
Long story short, this was much closer than I expected. Blue didn’t come up to his normal standards and Destroyer did better than the other couple verses of his I’ve read... both had solid verses, with a few more low points than I’d like (Dada, Parmesan garlic, etc), but enough high points to make it consistently entertaining (Picasso, parenting skills)... All in all, I think Blue edged it... but it was very close.. and props to Destroyer for upping his game for the occasion. He almost took this. |
Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that lool nice callback to last week I’m coming in firing. Not even looking, just ripping off shots So u could say I’m either gonna Diorama put ur style into a box ehh take or give here U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription lmaoo des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift lol mild u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us ok I try to get into his shit, really, but the guy’s just a bore... That’s why I’m done with Blue Period like Picasso in 1904 lol smooth that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant hahahaha making me go the max too? forever keeping voters bored and lethargic The last time blue had a hot 16, 8 of em were actually Parmesan garlic ehh vs. first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby wild it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ okk my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day this is fun but corny 45 with no savings, wife screaming “where did our life go yo”?! only Big Picture success you’ve had lately was stealing her an IPhone Pro ehhh pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills not feeling this i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger cool goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50 lol so stop it, you got no shooters or any gangs to call if i’m Triggered i’m just pissed your wack style gets any praise at all ehh didnt know destroyer had a miscarriage.. thats sad my friend. anyhow, blue had some good lines here and there but not as consistent as usual... however... destroyer killed it here.. NO ONE can change my mind.. the pregnant line got me rollin v/ destroyer |
This battle is fucking flames. Let’s get some more votes and looks for this BANGER.
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Des:
Noblue was kinda iffy but funny Diorama good wordplay here Dave bar was cool iPhone line was alright Among us was dope Picasso okay real specific lol Pregnant bar was jokes Closer was lackluster Blue: Savage opener Pop sockets was cool Dada plan ouch iPhone was meh Unfit parents didn’t hit super hard to me Jd Sallinger was a cool reference but kinda indirect Blood pressure was jokes Triggered was below you bro Mannn this was a solid battle and both had some misses but I’m leaning towards Des think he outboxed Blue here personally but could see it going either way V/Des |
Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that Lol this was funny I’m coming in firing. Not even looking, just ripping off shots So u could say I’m either gonna Diorama put ur style into a box this hit for me U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription cool des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift light imo u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us cool I try to get into his shit, really, but the guy’s just a bore... That’s why I’m done with Blue Period like Picasso in 1904 love the concept but didn't hit hard that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant lol bruhh making me go the max too? forever keeping voters bored and lethargic The last time blue had a hot 16, 8 of em were actually Parmesan garlic nahh fam vs. first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby oooof it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ cool my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day not huge on this 45 with no savings, wife screaming “where did our life go yo”?! only Big Picture success you’ve had lately was stealing her an IPhone Pro loll pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills hardd i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger iight goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50 deaddd so stop it, you got no shooters or any gangs to call if i’m Triggered i’m just pissed your wack style gets any praise at all cool dope ass battle here fellas. both were consistent af. i'll have to give the edge only bc he had a couple lines to v/blue |
Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that Decent start I’m coming in firing. Not even looking, just ripping off shots So u could say I’m either gonna Diorama put ur style into a box Really like this but if it was ‘either you die or ima’ idk nice either way U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription Lol des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift Nice u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us Dope I try to get into his shit, really, but the guy’s just a bore... That’s why I’m done with Blue Period like Picasso in 1904 Fire that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant Nice making me go the max too? forever keeping voters bored and lethargic The last time blue had a hot 16, 8 of em were actually Parmesan garlic Had to google/ ask first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby Jfc this is cold it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ Clever my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day Hate the set up on this tbh and the lunch is hard but a weird reach to me 45 with no savings, wife screaming “where did our life go yo”?! only Big Picture success you’ve had lately was stealing her an IPhone Pro Cool pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills Nice i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger Christ goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50 This is dope but I’ve seen v. Similar recently so stop it, you got no shooters or any gangs to call if i’m Triggered i’m just pissed your wack style gets any praise at all Kinda basic Both of you brought it here so props. Des this is my fav verse I’ve read of yours. Lots of heaters and comedy. Felt like the name flips were maybe too many and I just didn’t get the reference on the closer until it was explained to me. Blue went straight for the jugular with cold personals. Kinda did the same amount as des’ nameplays so that evens out. I think des takes this just on preference and consistency for me. Vote - Destroyer |
This needs more votes today.
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Des - nobu no Blue no thanks/ diorama was cute/ barely made it through dave was cool / blue out of everything dope/ the among us couldbe been so fire but you took simple route but it was cool / blue period is kinda over doing it on the blue usage / sadder over blue although overuse of blue this is funny / another blue line. Think you ran out of ideas here.
Blue - the miscarriage bar was mean and actually fucked up tbh. / attached to case pop sockets lol creative / dada plan I dont really get / iPhone pro was meh / unfit parents fizzled / Catcher in the Rye was creative but no sting / blood pressure arm extended is dope / triggered is a throw away I dont really know who had the better verse here I'd have to do a point system and I'm too successful in life to do that. I think Des over did it on the Blue lines but Blue had more misses.. The miscarriage bar was destructive and I think the other few good bars were just enough to eke out a win. Blue. |
Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that lol. I like it I’m coming in firing. Not even looking, just ripping off shots So u could say I’m either gonna Diorama put ur style into a box cool, especially after the opener U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription solid des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift okay u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us well we haven't been playing among us MISS Nah I like this enough I try to get into his shit, really, but the guy’s just a bore... That’s why I’m done with Blue Period like Picasso in 1904 well, it's a blue wordplay I've never heard before But wow what a wierd reference for a rap battle that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant Jesus christ Okay that's enough blue flips tho making me go the max too? forever keeping voters bored and lethargic The last time blue had a hot 16, 8 of em were actually Parmesan garlic kinda corny but funny first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby okay it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ assumed pop sockets was silly Canadian slang. Looked jt up. This is actually great my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day not really feeling this one 45 with no savings, wife screaming “where did our life go yo”?! only Big Picture success you’ve had lately was stealing her an IPhone Pro lol cool pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills cool i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger Jesus this is impressive goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50 lol cool so stop it, you got no shooters or any gangs to call if i’m Triggered i’m just pissed your wack style gets any praise at all triggered doesn't really work both ways here so I'm not feeling it Standouts were First 3 Among us Blue line Pop sockets Big picture Catcher in the rye Strapped I just felt Des hit a hair harder more consistently. Blue (color) flips can really be meh, but Des kept them fresh/relevant enough for me. Catcher in the rye is insane though. Understand why this is split, but after a few reads I think Des got it V/Des |
Let’s go. More votes here.
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Blue had the unfit line which was fire Lotb He also had worst line of the battle with dada plan So that canceled each other out Allowing Des to sneak this one out barely imo Very close margin Vote Des |
Des -
Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat??? Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us Cool verse, man. The entire first half was really hitting a stride and i was loving it, it felt like, but the second half being entirely blue nameplays and the hot 16 bar didnt help things at all to me. Thought the hot 16 was awful personally. *SHRUG* I gave you points for the blue nameplay i liked the most though haha. Blue - first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger Cool verse, yes - theres a lot of miscarriage lines, but they were generally well done. I loved dada plan, so maybe I'm weird. Also, you get the ribbon of the week for "the wordplay line that user actually liked". Close battle, Des was on fire and fell off, and Blue was hit or miss, with the line leaning more towards hit. I could see this going either way for sure. V - Blue, by a little |
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Nobu is where u eat every night cause ur purse is so fat???
Noblue is what we ALL say when we see u write wordplay like that okay I’m coming in firing. Not even looking, just ripping off shots So u could say I’m either gonna Diorama put ur style into a box i liked it conceptually, felt it could have attacked him more though U used to be one of the best, but now them lines just ain’t hittin I mean u barely made it through Dave like u had a Hulu trial subscription lol light jab des is here to end ur run. Dead wrong if u thought I might quit I’m taking blue out of everything... like I put this iPhone on night shift again, idea is good but execution isn’t harsh enough imo u post a lot of pics w/ men where u share longing gazes of young lust So.... we been saying blue is sus looong before we ever played Among Us okay I try to get into his shit, really, but the guy’s just a bore... That’s why I’m done with Blue Period like Picasso in 1904 you’ve had a couple similes in this verse, decent concepts but execution lacks to really have it land with zing or humour for me that distinct wp was rough. Could barely bring myself to vote after I read it I haven’t been sadder over a blue line since the first time my wife got pregnant I see you kind of taking your opponents pen here to deflect off you, if anything those this almost plays into his hand as I see it by confirming what he’s gonna say making me go the max too? forever keeping voters bored and lethargic The last time blue had a hot 16, 8 of em were actually Parmesan garlic decent, kind of got tired of the Blue-everything type lines though by this point as they were overused imo vs first it was cashius, then zelph, the lines were just so crazy shiiit the miscarriage bars never get old.. and neither does your baby almost too obvious to use, it’s attacking but felt light. went for the shock factor too much it’s nothin, huge shells start poppin’ at ya kitchen i’m known for being attached to a case, you sell pop sockets for a livin’ lol cool my data plan is unlimited, loaded with some range your dada plan squirted out in the toilet and floated for a day cool 45 with no savings, wife screaming “where did our life go yo”?! only Big Picture success you’ve had lately was stealing her an IPhone Pro not bad pudgy & bald married an addict, i hope you both carry a will knew you were unfit parents before i learned shit about your parenting skills I liked it i bet her drinking killed the baby, tit whiskey in an 80’s Challenger think back you’ll Catcher in The Rye, Holden a Bloody Mess.. no J.D. Salinger seemed far too wordy for me personally but I see what you were going for goneee at you rappin like you’re sportin’ a blicky.. yeahh Des ur strapped w/ an arm-extended, blood pressure’s important at 50 okay, liked the more comedic attack so stop it, you got no shooters or any gangs to call if i’m Triggered i’m just pissed your wack style gets any praise at all okay closer kinda an odd battle too me, felt Des had the concepts to compete but not the wit or execution that Blue had largely. Des has some fresh Blue nameflips, maybe overdid them a little, Blue actually mixed things up nicely and landed a few diff angled shots with better execution to his other than that Catcher In The Rye line which I wasn’t a fan of around the middle I got Blue in a close one |
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