Fuuuuuck Blue Balls!
 

Go to a chick house. Do EVERYTHING i can to slide in some pussy. Im grindin on it from the back, the front... But she "really like me" so she wanna wait. I almost pulled them fuckin panties off a couple times anyway like "fuggit" but i aint a fuckin rapist. I hear "stop" with a certain tone she mean that shit. She wouldnt let me freak the pussy neither cuz she knew it was over. But she let me feel titties, ass, everything else. I couldnt even get no brain! Like ugggghhhh this bitch got me cold blooded. Im freakin that booty for like 7 straight hours. Cant smash no MATTER WHAT. Fffffuuuuuuccckkkkkk...

So i gets home right. I told her blue balls wasnt no fuckin joke. We did everything but penetration so my fucking balls been straight CHURNING for hours now. I get home.... This shit took me 20 minutes to unleash. That mother fuckin shit FLEW like 2-3 feet... Straight projectile nut. But that wasnt the worst part. It felt like i was pissin almost. This shit KEEEEEPT going. Like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK and that shit hurt too. I swear that was like 7 nuts all in one. Thats too fucking much. That nut like legit hurt. Almost felt like i busted a vessel.

Imma tell her. Like im a grown man, i aint playin that shit next time. Maybe that shit was funny in grade school. But you gotta respect me more than that to not do that shit to a mother fucker.

Worst part about the whole thing? She was able to cum just grinding. Like the fuuuuuuuck? You get a nut but I dont?

What the fuck bro smh


So much is wrong with this story

Can’t believe I just read this

LMAO

After the first hour why didn’t you just start jerking off right there? One hand on a breast, one hand on your Jake Gyllenhall. Tug it til she notices, and just nod yes aggressively. Let a little drool collect in the corners of your mouth, just for effect.

Works every time bro

Lmao@one Hand on your jake gyllenhall

Some one close this shit

Lmaoooo

This is fucking disgusting


Repulsive. And to think you almost gave a girl your rancid hobo nut


Yeah I’m out

this is the content i log onto NC for.

anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Are we 16? Man the fuck up and get them drawers nigga. Unlesse shes 16, jesus

The fact that you would sign on to a hip hop forum comfortably to inform a bunch of dudes about this is very disturbing.

This is where I also decide to be a follower, and chime in to say some shit about how I can’t believe I read something online

Can't relate.

I basically don't hang out with females unless I know we are going to have sex.

That's why I haven't seen my mother in years.

She's just not interested anymore.

Lol... Mother fuckers actin like a bitch didnt never give'em no blue balls before.

Yeah, i fucked a bunch of chicks on the first date. This one wanna make me wait. I aint mad at her... Im just saying how it fucking sucked.


Amen wife give him blue balls every night. Thats why he so mad at this thread.

You seem very defensive.

Yea, bro. Totally, smh...

Fucking loser.

I made the thread tho? How does that make sense.

You ain't SMELLED new pussy in 15 years. Loser? No

Muh fuckers wish they was still bachelor's.

Nobody wishes they were a bachelor


Not even bachelors




Girls don’t cum from dry humping btw

Don't ever fucking question me, I will hurt you.

You're fucking dumb.

You gonna fly to America?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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a man who is not and has never been married

That’s by choice, faggot. Unlike you.

Keep beating off, dead beat.

Lolol

Keep not getting pussy from your manly wife.

My guy, my wife > any dirty bitch you dry hump for 7 hours.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Your "manly" ass wife got a double chin and a large clit that look like a baby dick. Foh.

Bitch I'm (definitely NOT "dry") humping is like the baddest chick i ever seen. If i posted her measurements yall would be like "how?"

I told yall about this girl. She black/samoan, im 5'10 she like barely under 6'. Pretty as FUCK, thick as HELL. i swear... I was more turned on grinding on that immaculately soft yet firm booty than in my entire life.

You don’t get to win the dry hump marathon , go home beat off, make a thread then call me dumb.



The logistics are off there

For shits and giggles explain to me how the came from “grinding” with clothes on


Pls

Did you take ur mask off?.thats why

Clit stimulation with my dick, retard. Bitch nutted on my fucking pants.

What’s her measurements? Eddie is 6in

This dude is going through psychosis.

Must be off his meds.

Lmao


This thread keeps on giving

Wtf @ Finny, she was just tryna see how desperate and mature you were. Patience usually leads to reg pussy action and booty calls. The dry humping stuff is just to see/feel out what the other person is like in bed, what they like/dont like, How pushy they are, show and no touch shit, but sexy and tasteful to build a foundation outside of fucking relationship wise. If you like her it's a plus she's taking it seriously, who cares about 1 sexless time if it leads to consistent freaky shit in the future? Yet you blew off on her like she fucked with you beyond redemption cus ur thirsty af. Jeez, I feel bad for the girl, lol.

Read the thread.

I liked that she wanted to wait. It just was PHYSICALLY uncomfortable.

it's slightly weird to me that finny types like he's the only one getting sex because he's the only one who types about sex though it's mostly about how he is not getting sex.

i mean...

...huh?